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Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 07, 2013 7:40 am

You guys are still pretty green aren't you? Mebs keep it in casual gear for a bit. Better to not appear too eager.

Of course I know nothing about your relationship with her or what she's like at all and it's kinda the complete opposite of what I did.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue May 07, 2013 8:24 am

Yeah, I'm well aware that I don't want to come on too strong. I've really just been following her lead as far as "how much is too much", it's just that she's being confusing as hell. Whatever, it's no major issue. Just frustrating.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed May 08, 2013 7:33 pm

Perhaps every time she does anything girlfriendy respond boyfriendily

I dunno, though. I'm a fool.

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 08, 2013 8:51 pm

Everything's (I think) all good now. I talked to her about it a bit and then basically said "I hate talking about anything on facebook, we'll have this conversation in real life". But before I did that (ran away from my problems) it seemed likee ervything awas okay.

I'm smashed by the way in case i spelled anything wrong

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Post by NightSwimming on Thu May 09, 2013 1:22 am

Milks, Ella is undecided at the best of times. She can switch gears in an instant as you've experienced. I asked her how you guys were going and she responded really positively. Although I couldn't get much out of her because Laura was there and Ella doesn't like to open up about relationship stuff when she's around - fear of being reprimanded for having feelings.
As far as I can tell, she's in it. It's just Ella's brain that's tormenting her more than she could ever torment you. Keep it going man. Do something romantic to show her you care without her having to think of words to respond.

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 09, 2013 7:11 am

That's really good to hear.
Everybody seems to think I'm really complicated and shit, but I'm not. I don't know where that impression comes from. I just like Ella and I know she likes me and I want to see where everything goes with us, because it seems like it could go somewhere really good. And that's about it.

She's awesome.
Goddamnit I'm pissed again. How does this keep happening? I'm broke?!

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by Guest on Thu May 09, 2013 7:15 am

Dump her milky. Trust me. I see you

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 09, 2013 7:18 am

Stinky, you can have my cock but I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to give it to you. Jsust take the cock and be happy about it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu May 09, 2013 7:20 am

It's cool, I have a mould.
There's plenty of Milky penis to go around.
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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 09, 2013 7:22 am

I told you to destroy that.

@Ness come over this weekend? It shouldbe fun. Ella and Steve will both be here + we're going to Jasper's going away

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by Guest on Thu May 09, 2013 8:01 am

Pararaptor wrote:It's cool, I have a mould.
There's plenty of Milky penis to go around.
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Post by NightSwimming on Thu May 09, 2013 11:36 am

MilkyFresh wrote:I told you to destroy that.

@Ness come over this weekend? It shouldbe fun. Ella and Steve will both be here + we're going to Jasper's going away

I AM! QUIT BUGGIN. Also extremely excited to maybe fight someone. You said there would be fights. If there's no fights, I will be fighting you. Remember that last time? When I won? Remember that?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu May 09, 2013 11:39 am

Oh I will fight you so hard. Unless Ella is watching, then I have to pretend I don't bash women. She'll find out soon enough.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri May 10, 2013 10:17 am

You go out there and make pugilism proud, you sick son of a bitch!

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Post by PayJ on Sat May 11, 2013 2:23 pm

Asked this lifeguard I've been talking to for the past couple of weeks if she wanted a ride out in the country on my bike. Unfortunately she said she had a boyfriend but luckily it went over really well and it was not awkward at all after. Winning... sort of.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:13 am

Hey, I had sex.
It was awkward and clumsy but still pretty good. I feel exactly the same as before, unsurprisingly.

I love this forum. Just getting up in the morning and shouting I HAD SEX at all my housemates wouldn't really be kosher, but it's totally cool on here. That rocks.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:27 am

"It was awkward and clumsy but still pretty good. I feel exactly the same as before"

 That's probably the best description of first-time sex you could give.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:51 am

@Milky: Brofist.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:05 am

I got to high five Ella immediately after sleeping with her, so that was pretty cool.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:11 am

@Milky: Got a pic of her?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:31 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:I got to high five Ella immediately after sleeping with her, so that was pretty cool.

What the fuck man?! I'm still a high-five virgin


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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:07 pm

Nice to hear it's working out! Sexually and relationshiply.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:32 pm

No pictures, that'd make me feel kind of bad.
She's a lot prettier than me though.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:43 pm

@Milky: That's fair play. One night thing or anything else coming from it?

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Post by Walnutman on Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:44 pm

@Milky: 

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:59 pm

For christ sakes men, show some industry and facebook-perve her!

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