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Post by Walnutman on Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:39 pm

The one from before Ellen, the one who fucked me about and shit. I believe things with Ellen have died though, hence my frustration.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:03 pm

Ah shit man unlucks. What happened?

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:30 pm

I'm not sure. Last time we hung out it was fine, plenty of kissing and touchy feely, then she headed of to meet her friend (female friend if that's important). That was 3 weeks ago. Since then we've barely talked and I haven't seen her once. Almost all of our communication has been me asking if she wanted to meet up and her saying she was busy. Before hand our texts to each other would be pretty long and the conversations would last ages, now they are short and I have to keep trying to keep the conversation going. Been plenty of times I've texted her to get no response, in fact did so today at 10 to 11 today, no response as of yet.

I am very aware I could just be being paranoid/whiney but after Anna my trust in women has been well and truly shattered. She did the exact same thing so I'm leaning towards it being the same case this time.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:04 pm

They say texts don't mean anything but that's not true at all.

They're like a polygraph, I find. Not conclusive proof that anything exact has happened, but generally accurate as an indicator.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:30 pm

I get your worries. It's understandable if they don't get back to you once or twice but more than a few and you know something's up.

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:52 pm

It's more the length of time without anything substantial communication/time together. Surely at some point in the last few weeks she could've squeezed in a few hours if she wanted to? Just gotta accept it isn't gonna happen, would just like her to be straight with me ya know?

Also, she is know for being bad at texting, just the shortness when we do text that's bothering me.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:01 pm

Yeah I've been in that situation. It didn't end well unfortunately. It's a damn shame man.

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:10 pm

It really fucking sucks, she's amazing. Like, holy shit, everything I want in a woman amazing.

Fuck sake.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:44 pm

I have no idea how things went with Tina last Saturday so I could be in a similar boat. It's all good when it's going good brotherman.

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:11 pm

Woo, all aboard to boat of uncertainty!

I'm sure it went find Joe, no woman could resist your sculpted form.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:15 pm

Bit gay. Yeah messaged her Thursday and got no reply so I'll just leave her alone and if she wants to talk to me she can if she doesn't then it sucks but shit happens.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:00 am

Did you use the "seen" mechanic on Facebook?

It's both one of the most useful and infuriating design choices.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:32 am

Oh definitely, but there are ways around it by using third-party apps of course.

If people haven't replied to me within a day, I just call them up. Dismissed calls is generally one of the last nails in the coffin for me.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:27 am

Yeah she saw it an hour later.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:32 am

Sorry to hear that, Wiggling Pukas. It'll be awkward for a long while, I'm afraid. However, social gatherings are only made awkward if you yourself is the one bringing on the awkwardness. You may not hang out one-on-one, but any other hangs you have are going to be perfectly O.K.
It's completely normal not to have a sex drive. I lost mine completely for a year once. Nothing to worry about.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:54 pm

Fuck man i feel shitty.

I'm really into a friend of mine, slowly but surely though i'm convincing myself that she doesn't feel the same way, it's been mixed signals really, however, i've always been awful at reading those signals. The thing is i'm terrible at flirting and I don't want to just outright tell her cause it'll make things awkward.

Fuck i'm confused, add to that this being the first girl for fucking ages that i've actually had any real attraction to beyond "yeah i'd pump her". I'm feeling very depressed right now.

Argh what do?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:05 pm

Get a second opinion from someone else who knows her.

I can't give potentially bad advice!

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:22 pm

As always I recommend inviting her out on a date. Sure way of knowing where you stand. It's also crucial you do it in person. Infront of her friends if you're never going to have to spend time with them after cause she'll be more likely to say yes but if she doesn't that's a bail out situation.

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Post by Walnutman on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:30 pm

@Katzen: I know that feeling, I'm reluctant to give you advice cause I'm still alone so...yeah.


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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:02 pm

PayJ wrote:As always I recommend inviting her out on a date. Sure way of knowing where you stand. It's also crucial you do it in person. Infront of her friends if you're never going to have to spend time with them after cause she'll be more likely to say yes but if she doesn't that's a bail out situation.

I'm definitely not gonna do that in front of her pals cause I know them probably about as well as I know her. Also she's such a fun person to hang out with that I really don't want this to fuck up my friendship with her, which is why i'm quite reluctant to just ask her.

Turns out i'm going out with her and her pals tomorrow night so i'm just going to ask her when we're both fleein, probably the best time and state to discuss these matters anyway.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:21 pm

@Katz: Do it bro! Worst comes to worst just make out that your absolutely fucked off the scene immediately afterwards by making out with a dude or some shit...

Also read this and thought of you haha

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:47 pm

what the "mixing it with alcohol" shit haha?

None of us will ever know what happened that week...

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:50 pm

In all seriousness though I know a few guys who were addicted to valium. It's nasty stuff.

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Post by Walnutman on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:54 pm

@Katzen: Went on a visit to the Drug Court with my Modern Studies class to give us primary research for our dissertations. Every single person we saw getting sentenced abused Valium, heroin or both. Was some grim shit.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:39 pm

Katzenjammer wrote:what the "mixing it with alcohol" shit haha?

None of us will ever know what happened that week...

Is that thing about it turning you into a psycho bullshit then?

And do you reckon you got spiked with that Russian shit phenezepam or whatever?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:50 pm

I don't get why it's such a Scottish thing?

I know of absolutely no one whos even done it down here. I wanted to try and my go-to guy had no fucking clue what it even was haha.

I do however have some at home, interestingly.... and some Lorazepam as well. Not really desperate to do them though...

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Post by PayJ on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:07 am

Yeah just invite her out for a day somewhere. You can play it off quite easily if she says no sono harm done except to your glass heart.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:00 am

I have contracted some sort of sti. Rash on nuts and pinching feeling on the top of my willy. Off to the doc soon. Wish me luck fellas.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:16 am

Be prepared to be asked about how many hookers you've been sticking it in as of recent. I'll pray for your cock man nothing's worse than a willy disease.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:23 am

Yeah I'm wondering if I should shave before the doctors have to grope around down there.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:26 am

Fuck that, never shave your man region it's an insult to all that is holy. Also I don't know how they do things over there but if you have to see a female doctor they have to get someone else in the room to watch. I had 2 attractive girls one with her hand on my John Thomas and it was one of the least erotic situations of my life.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:30 am

Haha, yeah, I'm not looking forward to it. My doc is an older asian man.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:32 am

Who did you get it from anyway? Was she fit?

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:36 am

Well I rang up the bird who I assume it must have been (because I don't get laid often) and had an awkward convo saying she should check herself out and she freaked out on me. Called me a liar and said she was/is clean.

So I don't know really. Maybe I got it from a towel. Which would be a bit gay.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:38 am

How long ago did you do the nasty with her?

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:44 am

8 days.

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[My balls have gone like a deep pink and have faint tiny mozzie bite looking things on them. Started like 4 days ago.

Was hoping it was just an allergic reaction or something but it's not looking like its going to go away.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:50 am

Sounds to me like you caught it from her but I'm no expert. Doesn't sound like herpes or anything too serious. I think they can cure the ones like Gonerea (Fuck you am I typing that into google to find out how it's spelt) and clammy.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:03 am

Yeah, fucking bitch.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:05 am

Are you going to the doctors today? If so have some respect for the goddamn Lord. He came back today after dying for your sinful business of premarital sex.

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:07 am

PayJ wrote:Are you going to the doctors today? If so have some respect for the goddamn Lord. He came back today after dying for your sinful business of premarital sex.
My penis died on friday and will rise on Easter.
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But I think the doctors will be shut by now, its a public holiday here and 6pm.

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