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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:06 am

Fitness?

Also yeah mang I was just quoting Pineapple Express. That is a sucky situation. Was the girl who gave it to you fit by the way?

Also excessive masturbation sucks ass. I only wank once a week these days. Love havin' all that excess test floating round in my body.

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:33 am

PayJ wrote:Was the girl who gave it to you fit by the way?

You creepy son of a bitch, Pay.


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Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:03 pm

Well you got to know whether or not you got some goodness out of a shitty situation.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:08 pm

PayJ wrote:Well you got to know whether or not you got some goodness out of a shitty situation.

I'm with PayJ, if she was fine then at least you could say it was worth it.

Also I'm interested so I can stereotype people in future and assume that everyone who bears similarities probably has herpes.

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Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:13 pm

Wouldn't say it would be worth it but it would be like having a filling of delicious butter nut squash in a shit sandwich. 'Least it ain't all bad.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:36 pm

PayJ wrote:Wouldn't say it would be worth it but it would be like having a filling of delicious butter nut squash in a shit sandwich. 'Least it ain't all bad.

What I would mean to say.

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Post by DoomyMcDoom on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:06 pm

alright, now that my internet works again, and I'm awake.

I got herpes off of a woman who was one of the few women I could stand being around enough to be with her for the 5 months we were together, she wasn't really that good looking, but she didn't annoy the hell outa me like most women do, at least most of the women I've dated, I mean, if you wanna yammer on about shoes and fassion and that kinda shit, find yourself a gay friend, or another woman, I have zero interest in that shit, and I find silence far more enjoyable.

Dating sites at least for me, due to being poor as fuck, not having an overly exciting life and not being a goddamn model as far as looks go... lemme just say that as an experiment, I made a profile on a dating site once, and over the course of 2 years(logging in every day or two to make sure my profile stayed on the active list), I only got 3 messages(asside from system admin messages and such) from women who not only had no common interests with me, but were ass ugly (and that's putting it kindly), oh and one message from a tranny, but I don't count that one, cuz I don't swing that way, that was before I contracted herpes too, so add "Has Herpes" to the list and I won't even get one message.

Still, even before herpes I didn't have the most success with healthy relationships... one bitch took me for a grand, other bitches were, well complete bitches... I had like one good year, and that I guess is that. Before that I was abused, stolen from, used to get to my friends, and otherwise treated like a resource or utter shit, and after that year I have herpes, and haven't been able to get anyone to stick around for more than a few days since.

Honestly, I'm not really that sad about the whole thing, I just find my new tendancy to flinch involuntarily when touched, and the feeling of sudden overwhelming stress when in close physical proximity to people, kind of alarming...
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Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:11 pm

I can't help you with much of that but with online dating you got to do the footwork with a game of numbers. Message loads of girls, every girl you like on the site. It's not too hard one of them will reply eventually.

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Post by DoomyMcDoom on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:21 pm

I've done that too, of course the selection is higly locationally dependant... where I was living when I tried the active approach, well lemme just say that wne 5/6 of the women I have to choose from are either crackheads, or single moms looking for a rich babydaddy, I don't really have much selection, and when the other 1/6 are all any guy would date, and I'm essencially competing against a large number of guys who are better looking, and have more money/better jobs than me, you can tell how that worked out... I got like... 2 dates in a year doing it that way, I'm better off asking people out on the bus, or at a super market, than I am online...

Where I live now I might have more luck, maybe, but I've been here since august, and have had a profile on plenty of fish the whole time, and I haven't seen much dateable material on there... at least none that wouldn't hate on me for my lifestyle.
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Post by DoomyMcDoom on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:22 pm

I'll give it another shot, like seriously try again, next month, as december is the WORST time of year to find people to go out with, as everyone is extremely busy all the time, and or, gone away out of the country somewhere warm for a vacation...
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Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:24 pm

Yeah mang. Good luck manham. I like chatting up girls at pubs and maybe clubs, salways good fun whereever it goes.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:32 pm

PayJ wrote:I can't help you with much of that but with online dating you got to do the footwork with a game of numbers. Message loads of girls, every girl you like on the site. It's not too hard one of them will reply eventually.

Once again, I'm with PayJ. I've tried it and I'm not exactly all that good looking, it went okay for me but other people, it went really well for.

But yeah man, go for that shit. Rejection isn't so much of an issue over the internet.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:12 pm

Took NightSwimming's advice, not sure if it was on this thread. It worked out nicely. Now, life is good. Plus, I got given a carton of polish cigarettes as a gift.

Could it get better? I get taxied around, bought takeaways, fags and whatever else, I have meals cooked for me and a buddy to drink with. And on top of that, I get a casual but passionate lover who is up for anything I fancy. I am too spoiled/lucky when it comes to this shit.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:17 pm

Met some stunning girl on the train. Think I might have to continue talking to her cause I got her on facebook.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:01 pm

Spoiler:

Think I'm in love.


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Post by Furburt on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:03 pm

Ooh cherie.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:13 pm

Damn son! If you don't make moves, your balls will commit suicide.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:22 pm

She's also stupidly intelligent, a singer, plays violin, piano, speaks 2 languages and is learning a 3rd. There aren't enough words for her.

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:56 pm

@Joe: Shiiiiiiiiiit son. Get in there, try like a bear!

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Post by PayJ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:04 am

@Walnut: Yeah she knows her classical music but hasn't heard ANY rock other than Muse so I've made her a YouTube playlist of shit you gots to hear.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:51 am

Give her a Kyuss track on me.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:03 am

Gone for:

The Clash, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Jam, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Bakerton Group and Clutch. Just 10 songs.

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Post by Hubilub on Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:29 pm

That's a damn good starters list. You hit that, Joe!

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Post by PayJ on Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:37 pm

Thanks, I'll do my best brotherman.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:42 am

Bring some bones into the equation. Fibulas.

I see a pot of satin baked beans ahead of me.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:23 am

Perfected it and I'm sending it tomorrow. Fell like a fucking kid again, it's been a while since I was so taken back by a girl after pretty much minimal conversation.

I wouldn't even mind that much if it doesn't work out for me (I fucking hope it does) because the fact I've found a girl I could get on so well with gives me such a better outlook on the whole girls situation it would be worth it regardless.

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Post by Hubilub on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:22 am

I sincerely hope that you'll hook up with this girl. You go for her, PapaJay, you flex them abs and get her to swoon.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:28 am

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:50 am

Be Dennis and have a constant video stream of your bed. We'd all love to see your balls slapping against your thighs!

In 2 more sleeps I will be sharing a tent with Elyza for a whole week. That bitch had better not have her period. I ain't parting the red seas. If I don't get some action I will punch myself so hard in the boob I'll lactate for a month. My plan is to smoke a lot of weed beforehand and get really horny, then just rape her but she'll be saying "YES!" in pain, like the Japanese bitches.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:54 am

Now that's romance.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:54 am

I take it that it's all working out for you both?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:59 am

@Nyess:

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Go for it.



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Post by PayJ on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:01 am

Indecisive fuck.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:05 am

No, he's been watching Japanese porn for a couple of days. He's bored and confused, and he just blew his load.

@Pay: It's going well I think. My heart's officially a total cluts for her. Giddy and shit. Makes me sick. Love sick. I think she's beautiful, and she's a good story teller. Plus she hasn't seen as much of the internet as I have, so I think it'll help me understand what to laugh at and what to find horrific, instead of not being phased


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Post by Furburt on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:08 am

Voice of experience here, death threats and bomb warnings are big no-no's.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:47 am

It was a bomb threat and a warning of impending death though.
You'll know the difference when the alarms go off and you hear a deafening whistle.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:50 am

They call it puppy love.

BOOOOOOM

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by Hubilub on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:06 pm

Tomorrow it's time for romantic weekend with girlfriend!

Time to soil some mattresses!

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by Furburt on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:07 pm

BOOOOM

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by DoomyMcDoom on Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:31 am

Alls I know is, I didn't blow anything up in the last little while, why are there so many explosions going on in this thread.

But yeah, good luck with that chick PayJ, she sounds like a goddamn miracle woman.

If only all of us could meet a lady like that, and y'know, not fail horribly in our attempts to relate to her...

But I'm sure you'll be fine, you're not a crate shy of a lightbulb like I am, that is to say, crazier than a clown with multiple personalities on acid.

So you should be fine, after all, you're male, and have a brain, and aren't a murderous lunatic, or a deranged megalomaniacal psychopath (or are you >.> <.< >.>)...
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