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Post by NightSwimming on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:15 am

You know how men say a woman can have whoever she wants (within reason) just because she's a woman, but it's so much harder to meet/get a woman if you're male?
What's this about? I would love to meet a nice man, but no one seems available at all.
Why is it so hard to meet someone? Are you guys sexually frustrated as shit too? We're young! Isn't everyone supposed to be getting laid all the time? Is Skins lying to our generation?
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:21 am

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Post by NightSwimming on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:23 am

Someone probably wants you Furb. You just don't know it.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:34 am

I get on alright with the ladies if I'm not in my hometown with crowds where I'm known cause I've got too much of a reputation built up that I can't shake.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:42 am

Know how you feel dude. I just need to meet new people I guess.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:44 am

Yeah I tend to just float between crowds these days. It's alot easier, I'm just not cut out for all that he said she said bullshit.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:50 am

I JUST WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN SOMETHING.

FUCK.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:55 am

I tend to get attatched to one girl at a time then obsess over them for ages but do nothing about it because i'm a fucking pussy.

It's even happening at the moment. I'm just fucking terrible with women.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:07 pm

Holy fucking shit I hate this mentality when it comes to my guy friends.
Now that some of us eighteen they're always pushing everyone to go out to clubs and parties with new people which are invariably fucking boring so they can meet girls. Girls which a good lot of the time they don't even hook up with in the end. I don't understand. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. We
don't even talk to girls when we're out, we don't know anybody, the only time someone talks to a new girl is if there's a mutual friend which there never fucking is at bars because everyone else is smart and understands that house parties are a billion times better. I actually went out with my friends last night, foregoing a free house where we could have people under eighteen, like gee, I dunno, half of all our friends, to a bar where we sat and had 2 beers each and didn't talk to anyone else.
House parties have an even fucking better chance of hooks, we know 6-odd year 11 girls who will come to our stuff and are
up for gobbies in the bathroom. SO WHY DO WE GO TO FUCKING LAME BARS AND CLUBS? We left that bar because the guy that suggested it got bored so we went back to the free house with less than a quarter the people wecould have had if it had just been a house party and had a much, much better time.

Women are nice and hooks are nice and getting laid is nice. But when you tell me "we gotta go out and meet new people because nothing is ever going to happen between anyone otherwise"-which it has- actually fucking meet new people, don't ask me to spend $40 on being bored and cold in shoes that fucking hurt.
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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:19 pm

Never gone clubbing, never will.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:29 pm

It's a fucking terrible way to meet women.
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Post by PayJ on Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:46 pm

Clubbing is bullshit can't hear anyone and the drinks are expensive. Girls go there to turn guys down and get bought free drinks. Don't waste your time. Also fucking a girl from a club afyer knowing her for all of four or so hours is a good way to get an STD.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:19 pm

The best thing about Glasgow is that there are actually a lot of clubs that don't play shite music and aren't filled with wankers. (i.e. guys just there looking for a shag and birds just there to look good and get drinks bought for them)

They're generally filled with people taking ecstasy and so everyone is raving. It's fucking awesome and I love going out here.

It's also inundated with techno, and that makes me happy.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:20 pm

I met my girlfriend in a pub, but got to know her from seeing her in the club, where we'd just hang out in the smoking area where it was quiet and classier. And we'd walk home together and get chatting (and yes, for the first few times, it was just walking home, we're classy, sort of). Although in that case we've had loads of mutual friends for years and we were going to the same places so it didn't feel so random.

So, seeing as I'm a total fucking pro at this stuff now, what you have to do is...

I have no idea. I just got lucky.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:49 pm

Katzenjammer wrote:I tend to get attatched to one girl at a time then obsess over them for ages but do nothing about it because i'm a fucking pussy.

It's even happening at the moment. I'm just fucking terrible with women.

Amen to that. Been getting really close to this girl over the past few days, walked her to her bus the other day in the rain. The fucknut that I am, only realised that I should have got her number after she was on the bus.

Now judge me as you will, but this may be a genuine example of the friend zone (or I'm just a pansy), as she now thinks that I am not interested in her that much and now, when I feel too nervous to ask because a good opportunity isn't going to come up for a long time...

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Post by Walnutman on Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:20 pm

I may or may not begin seeing someone soon. Issue is that due to a mix of asshole dad and asshole ex's (one of which is part of our drinking group occasionally) she has low confidence which leads to 2 things:

1. She doesn't believe someone would be interested in her that way.

2. She has a lot of self doubts, meaning she doubts what she feels.


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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:38 am

Pararaptor wrote:gobbies in the bathroom.

Niiiiiiiiiiice.



@Wiggles & CatJammer: You need to just do it. She's probably crushing on you, or at least daydreaming about you. I would know, cos I'm a laidie and I do laidie things. With the bus girl, you need to just track her down. Try and see her ASAP and then push down the butterflies and ask for her number. It's pretty much the same for the other girl, man. Just do it. Or add her on FaceBook even and start a conversation. Internet talks are infinitely easier, but you do need to ask her to do something with you, eventually.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:46 am

Goddamnit it I just added her an hour ago and totally missed that opportunity! And I saw her again today and totally missed the opportunity. In my defence, she had been running and sweat on skin is very distracting....

Still I will have to face her at somepoint... See now this has a chance of happening I am recalling a moment a few weeks ago when we were chatting and a guy who neither of us knew asked her "Do you fancy him or something?" And she said "nah" sorta taken aback like and I suppose she did say it whilst looking at me not him...

At least that's how I think it went. And I suppose we have spent a fair bit of time together since then... Ahh fuck my delusional memory. I'm going for it, if I see the gal tomorrow (which I will, we have a matching timetable)... Hopefully, I will be able to say it normally and not be a nervous twat like last time I had to do this...

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:49 am

Our hearts and souls are with you Wiggles. May you have the courage of PayJ and the charm of Hub.

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:10 am

DO ET M8! Git in der!

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Post by Katzenjammer on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:54 pm

Met a girl last night and got off with her. Arranged to see her next week as well.

Fuckin buzzin mate.

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Post by PayJ on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:50 pm

Nice man. Where did you meet her?

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Post by Walnutman on Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:40 pm

@Katzen: That sounded so Scottish, yas.

@Wiggles: Get in there son!

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Post by Katzenjammer on Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:49 am

mate it was helfy

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:49 pm

Well, I didn't do it then but I have done now. Hard to judge her reaction over Facebook but I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime she said something along the lines of "dunno, I dont really go out that much". Then we just chatted for a bit about how anti-social we both were and then we both left to do courseworks and essays so....... yah....

I'll see her tomorrow and get a straight answer out of the woman...

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Post by PayJ on Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:53 pm

You've got to be more direct. Ask do you want to go to the cinema with me saturday?
Or something along those lines. Society still says mans gotta make the moves and until it reverses and we'rall gay that's how it's gotta be.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:17 pm

Nah she ain't that kind of gal. I don't think. But hey, I won't know until I know.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:21 pm

Regardless of what girl she is she'll like the directness. As long as you do it in person.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:23 pm

Also throwing in a compliment in before hand wouldn't hurt your chances.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:42 pm

I didn't make the first move with my gf. There was lots of reciprocated banter and a bit of flirting beforehand but it was her that made the first big move.

I don't see why the guy always has to do it. It's annoying when girls play games with dudes and act all coy just to get them to do so.

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:12 am

I made the first move with the last person I slept with. It was no biggie. We walked back arm in arm and all that romantic shit too. Was just a one-night-stand, but that's all I wanted.
I think if you're unsure if they like you back then of course it's up to you to make the first move. Other than that, it's normal for girls to do it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:37 am

Every girl I've been with I had no idea was interested until they made the first move. This even goes for cuddling, now that I think about it.
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Post by PayJ on Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:08 am

Damn never experienced that. I've had girls try and carry it on long after I lost interest but I'm normally the one to take the initiative.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:48 pm

NightSwimming wrote:I made the first move with the last person I slept with. It was no biggie. We walked back arm in arm and all that romantic shit too. Was just a one-night-stand, but that's all I wanted.
I think if you're unsure if they like you back then of course it's up to you to make the first move. Other than that, it's normal for girls to do it.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:57 am

VezaRez wrote: It's annoying when girls play games with dudes and act all coy just to get them to do so.

Good God yes. There have been scientific studies done on this: guys cannot tell whether or not girls are into them. Not just autistic and socially maladjusted guys either, the entire male gender is wired to be really bad at interpreting those kinds of signals. And yet so many women insist on being coy.

You know why the friendzone exists? Because the world is full of people with both sets of genitals who aren't willing to be honest with each other.

As for my love life? Haven't had a date in over a year. Part of it's just me not being the best with the ladies, but a bigger part of it is the combination of tons of course work and the lack of a car in an area that may as well not have public transportation. Kind of hard to have a social life, let alone a love life.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:03 am



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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:05 am

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:55 am

If I'm interested in someone I'll:

A) Giggle at everything remotely humorous they say
B) Try and sit next to them as often as possible
C) Touch them slyly as often as possible (brush arms/legs)
D) Ask them whether they tolerate cats
E) Try and look cute with my lips and eyes

@Owyn & Every Other Dude: If a girl did any of that (excluding the infernal clunge beast thing, I guess) to you, would you be able to guess that they're interested? Even if I do that to the girls I fancy, nothing much happens. Maybe people shouldn't be so God damn shy. Maybe I shouldn't give a fuck about rejection.

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Re: Love, hugs and brutal fucking.

Post by PayJ on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:51 pm

I normally just ask them out on a date. If they come it normally goes well if they don't I stop wasting my time and move onto someone else. If they where playing games I have no interest in that sort of thing so them saying no was dodging a bullet.

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