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Post by NightSwimming on Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:52 pm

HAPPY BURTDAY MANG

i am Drunk(ish) but i know its your burthday & i hope uupyou have a n awesome nught & get really high or something! i love you mang, & i know that the fellas here do too. Have a good birthday mang, have a good one mang.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:14 pm

Thanks dude, hope to see you at the party. It should be sick fun, I have prepared nothing. Well, today Oliver and I stole some bricks from some dude's trailer and made a fireplace in the backyard. No wood though. So no, I have prepared nothing.

My birthday is a few days away still though.

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Post by NightSwimming on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:36 pm

I dont know anyhting about birthfsyds. so thi s is na early HB i suppose;. Sam & I will bring some wood!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:40 pm

That would be grand if you could, although I don't think he's driving? I asked him earlier today

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Post by NightSwimming on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:42 pm



This is my vomit that I just did. This is what Sam and I will bring. He will drive this to your house.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:43 pm

Is there blood in that?

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:03 pm

HA! You're the new site drunkard now.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:31 pm

New Town Drunkard. Wear the badge with honour.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:46 pm

I swear, someday we're all going to have to meet for a drinking contest, see who's country is best.

PRAISE BE TO MY BEAR-LIKE RESILIENCE.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:04 pm

I'll beat all yo arses at downing pints. Might be beaten on the long slog but I'd put up a damn damn good fight.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:06 pm

The Americans will be the first to go.

Say what you will about Britain and her colonies, we can hold our drink.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:07 pm

A-men.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:46 pm

You and Cuth can battle it out. Me and Alasdair will attempt to converse in Mandarin.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:47 pm

Happy birthday race-traitor!

Hope Jesus gives you two little Taiwanese boys to work in your sweatshop!

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:55 pm

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:56 pm

Happy Birthday you tropical canuck.

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Post by Alkaline on Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:14 am

:Asian-clap:

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:59 am

I want to learn how to clap like a seal, exactly like a seal.

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Post by NightSwimming on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:27 am

That's Jagermeister in my vomit Milks. I think I got mild alcohol poisoning. I totally have no chance of competing in a drink-off.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:40 am

Me neither. I mean, I'll drink a lot... I just won't hold it well.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:30 am

You're letting the side down auzzies.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:44 pm

There's definitely some weak material about how over here we hold our drink down and down under they chuck their drinks up. Well look at that I found it after all!

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Post by Walnutman on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:21 pm

I can get drunk fairly quickly but it takes a lot for me to spew.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:31 pm

For me it depends if I've eaten or not. If I haven't I'd get fairly buzzed off like 2 or 3 pints if I drink them quick enough. If I've had a big feed beforehand it's more like 10.

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Post by NightSwimming on Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:16 am

I usually never spew, but I mixed vodka, beer and jager Mad
I did get some alcohol poisoning yesterday too! I've had it once before during Schoolies, but that was baaaaad. I felt like I was going to die. Yesterday I just couldn't keep anything down, even water but I had the hangover cravings and couldn't stop eating vegemite toast.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:43 am

I got drunk and fell asleep while watching Riddick then started talking in my sleep about black slaves while all my friends were sober.

Yep.
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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:17 am

Haha my girlfriend talks in her sleep, but she's half-aware when she does it. I can actually have small conversations with her only to realize she's asleep.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:20 am

"Black slaves" was in answer to a question about the movie.
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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:12 am

Milky and I are getting wasted tomorrow night. I'll be sure to take at least one damaging photo of him for the "Fucked Up" thread.
YEEEAAHHH, SUPERDUDE!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:35 am

I thought you weren't coming?

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:53 am

I looked at the guest list from the other party I was invited to prior to yours, and the people are all girls that I used to go to highschool with. I have no desire to see those girls again, no matter how much people change after H.S.
I ratha celebr8 wiv u.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:55 am

YAAAY!

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Post by PayJ on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:07 am

Happy birthday ya cunt.

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Post by Moldiworp2 on Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:23 am

Happy Birthday old friend! May your hilarious evil swell like gigantism on a 3rd-world child's foot, til it bursts and we're all bathed in its juices.

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Post by Walnutman on Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:36 pm

Merry Birthmas Milky!

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:38 pm

Happy Birthday Moldy Flesh!

May you have drunken, regretful sex with someone you barely know.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:24 pm

You guys are so sweet

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Post by Katzenjammer on Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:27 pm

May your next birthday be cursed by a thousand plagues.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:50 pm

Jokes I hope you had a good birthday ma man.

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