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Post by Furburt on Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:28 am


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Re: Ask Uncle Crucifx

Post by Guest on Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:15 am

Why must they feast?

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Post by Furburt on Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:32 am

They have tasted the Beard of Islam, and must burn until the fire is quenched.

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Re: Ask Uncle Crucifx

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:46 am

Bring me the head of Global Oats, I'll render him.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:58 pm

Throw the dishwater at the darkies! Throw the dollars at the darkies!

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Post by PayJ on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:34 pm

Uncle were you carved from responsibly sourced wood?

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Post by Furburt on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:30 pm

But of course. The wood for me was indeed sourced by ethnics.

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Post by NightSwimming on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:32 am

Uncy Crucy, is it ok to put old cream in my coffee if there's no milk left?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:34 am

Mister Crucifix, can I borrow your ride-on lawn mower to mow my front lawn?

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