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Post by Vallorn on Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:37 pm

Okay now judging from this being a split from the Thought Police at least in part im assuming most people here play or have played TF2. On that note we should probably try to get together and play the new update... especially if someone is willing to record the swear stained bath of blood, oil and other fluids that such a game will inevitably become.

EDIT: Ha! nice use of the word replacer on that certain websites name!
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Post by Furburt on Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:42 pm

The latest update is nothing more than the next stage in Valve's degenerate plan to make the gaming public embrace communism.

No deal, Mao!

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:58 pm

Wait what? When did this update come out? Co op tf2?

Yeeeeeah let's play

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:57 pm

It works for what it is.

However, that doesn't get over the fact TF2 is nearly inpenetrable if you stop playing for about a week.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:15 pm

Estimated wait time to find a game

68 minutes...

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:22 pm

@Cuthb: So very, very right.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:32 pm

Yeah it's impossible to find a server with space.


Back to DayZ for now.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:44 pm

I'll be up for this but no doubt trying to download an update will kill my router. Any game that needs updating I simply cannot play because it kills my router. Good thing I'm having so much fun on GTA SA.

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Post by Vallorn on Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:03 pm

Ah curses. Looks like the Valve servers are down. It must be a conspiracy by the French!

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Post by PayJ on Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:21 pm

Easy for you to say Putin. I'm watching you.

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Post by Terria on Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:11 pm

Looks shit. I shall spend 900 hours on it.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:45 pm

Terria wrote:Looks shit. I shall spend 900 hours on it.

Calm down Harold.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:21 am

Yeah, apparently there's many problems with it unless you buy something.
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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:23 am

Same goes with my hooker, but I still don't pay her.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:36 am

@Veza: To be fair though, you can't be expected to pay your sister.

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Post by Autism on Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:00 am

weed masters of the apocalypse

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Re: Mann Vs Machine

Post by Vallorn on Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:33 am

Autism wrote:weed masters of the apocalypse

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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:46 pm

So have the servers been fixed for this shit yet? We should get a game going.

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Re: Mann Vs Machine

Post by owyn_merrilin on Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:40 am

It's actually been working all along if you use the server browser. The matchmaking is poorly implemented, but it's easy enough to get into a game if do it the old fashioned way. It's pretty darned fun, but I wish it had an endless mode. The biggest map only has 8 or 9 waves.
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Re: Mann Vs Machine

Post by Vallorn on Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:35 am

owyn_merrilin wrote:It's actually been working all along if you use the server browser. The matchmaking is poorly implemented, but it's easy enough to get into a game if do it the old fashioned way. It's pretty darned fun, but I wish it had an endless mode. The biggest map only has 8 or 9 waves.
If you have a server set to Advanced there is an Endurance gamemode with superlong waves on the Mannworks map. You can get it through Mann Up Mode (where the matchmaking is bloody quick now) OR through a competent server Admin turning the difficulty up to Eleven Advanced.

also the matchmaking seems to be getting better now. no more 30 min waits for empty servers.
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Post by Vallorn on Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:58 pm

Im halfway through the Mann Up tour of duty.

Rarr.
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