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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:14 pm

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Absent-mindedly take a 5 metre rubbish bin shot
Paper sailing through the air as my gut lurches, sweat streaking my brow
A single tear rolls down my cheek as the scrunched up ball of hope bounces off the rim and rolls behind a fridge.

Driving along in a car-park at night
Not sure if the oncoming SUV flashed me or went over the speed bump
Deeply analyse my actions trying to figure out what I did wrong.

I'm on Mellow Leprechauns
I think of something funny to say but worry that people might take it the wrong way
So I make a terrible thread instead.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:44 pm

Stinkychops made a thread with a self referential joke at the end.
I think this was some pathetic attempt to be funny.
It wasn't.


This thread feels like a glorified haiku wank contest.
We really have reached the nadir of this classless cesspool.
Or should I say you have.

Sometimes I pretend to hate stinkychops.
I'll pretend his jokes aren't funny or his threads are terrible.
But it's really because I'm secretly jealous of his supmtuous chops.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:13 am

A man walks down a hill pursued by a grapefruit
The grapefruit quickens its pace as he quickens his
At the end of the hill he is consumed by the grapefruit

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:00 pm

He stood up, munching on a particularly delectable brand of digestive biscuits.
Crumbs spilled from his mouth and landed in her ample bosom and maroon bra.
He reached down and brushed them off, fucking management.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:25 pm

Violations.
That is what it was.
Violations of the rules.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:23 pm

HP Update!
It flashes on my screen, never fading.
Stupid music too.

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:41 am

Peel it back, then off.
Close your eyes and open wide.
This is the end of a banana.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:27 pm

I worm my way into the fleshy underside of the moist, pink bag; soggy meat rubs against my bare exoskeleton.
My mandibles quiver as I begin to liquefy the flesh.
Is this what love is?

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:06 am

My dear friend Milky.
He ponders the natural vagina.
Too much elephantiasis experience.

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Post by Guest on Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:02 am

Fishing trip with some mates when I catch the tiniest most pathetic excuse for a fish I've ever seen.
Trying to get the slimy bastard off my hook so I can throw him back but his face is shredded to shit, bloods oozing out of his stupid head as I toss him back.
He'll be fine.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:39 pm

You stare at the mirror but the face is not your own.
In the distance, there is the hum of a ringing phone.
The world spins on its axis round and round but you stand still.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:44 pm

stinkychops wrote:
Driving along in a car-park at night
Not sure if the oncoming SUV flashed me or went over the speed bump
Deeply analyse my actions trying to figure out what I did wrong.
I like this one a lot.



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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:44 pm

Mr. Wiggles wrote:You stare at the mirror but the face is not your own.
In the distance, there is the hum of a ringing phone.
The world spins on its axis round and round but you stand still.
And this

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Furburt wrote:A man walks down a hill pursued by a grapefruit
The grapefruit quickens its pace as he quickens his
At the end of the hill he is consumed by the grapefruit
And this

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