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Post by Xandy on Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:12 pm

Actual dialogue exchange in the new Devil May Cry.



Christ this game keeps getting worse and worse.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:33 pm

They say the fighting is good.

I'm not watching all 11 minutes, summarize terribleness.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:17 pm

Gameplay looks pretty much like DMC. The dialogue... well, let's just say that Dante is giving me Chav vibes, and I'm not even from a country where that's an actual word.
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Post by Xandy on Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:54 pm

Also this is the first boss fight and yet it takes place past the halfway point of the game.

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:42 am

Jesus Christ, the game really -is- that horrible! My God, I can't even comprehend it. That's beyond terrible!

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:46 am

Never had an interest in that series.

After seeing that video, I now know why.

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:51 am

It's such pathetic language. Such utterly pathetic language.

Why would an ancient monster say such juvenile things? Why is Dante, instead of being charming and borderline annoying, now a massive self-loving cunt without any sort of wit?

"You missed!"

OH WOW, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD RETORT THERE, ASSHOLE

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:46 am

Komrade Kharloth wrote:Never had an interest in that series.

After seeing that video, I now know why.

This is most definitely not par for the course. It feels like they tried to America things up in a very Japanese series, and came out with an English thug minus the accent, somehow. I'm not even a big fan of the series, but I've played enough to know the dialog is /way/ off. The gameplay, again, looks relatively un-messed around with, but I'm not a huge DMC buff, so who knows -- maybe it's slowed down or something.
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Post by Xandy on Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:34 am

Yeah, the new DmC barely resembles anything close to the original games.



Compare this scene with the one in the previous video to see the contrast between the original DMCs and the new one (the former being self-aware, over-the-top cheesy goodness and the later being HURR CUSSING SO COOL AND EDGY LOL GROSS SHIT SO DARK).

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:56 am

Oh God the people who defend it on YT. This is social satire?

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:05 am

Jesus, whoever's playing is shit.
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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:36 am

Wow... really? I was never that into DMC but I had friends who were, and this looks laughably bad.

I take it this is a new Dante then? He acts like a 12 year old.

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Post by Daedalus1942 on Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:10 am

Xandy wrote:Actual dialogue exchange in the new Devil May Cry.



Christ this game keeps getting worse and worse.
This is going to have to try and win me over with gameplay and the whole aspect of the world changing around Dante in different contexts, because the story and the characters (including Dante himself) are just woeful.

It's quite a shame, as I thoroughly enjoyed DMC 4, and I quite liked nero as a character.
Dante was a bit of an arrogant arse, but he never annoyed me in 4 except for a fight with him that was just hell (literally the hardest boss in the game).

I hope there's other redeeming features in this title, otherwise I'll be getting it in a sale.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:28 pm

Holy fucking shit that was awful

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Post by Daedalus1942 on Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:31 am

Dante annoys me the most about this new installment.
"My name's Dante, the demon killer. Got a nice ring to it don't ya' think?"
That whole line just made me completely cringe.

It's a shame. DMC4 was great. I loved the little parody of shakespeare between him and one of the last few bosses.
Made me giggle, but this is just, terrible.

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