Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

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Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

Post by GrinningManiac on Tue May 22, 2012 9:06 pm

Alright, you sons-of-b*tches, you're gonna learn some motherf*cking Russian

Let's start with f*cking goddamn VERBS, a'ight?

er'body gonna need to use some f*cking VERBS when they talkin' sh*t, Yes-I.

Verbs f*cking conjugate. That means their f*cking endings do all freaky sh*t to you you who's doing the damn thing the VERB be talkin' 'bout, a'ight? English does this when you say "I talk" and "he talks". See that motherf*cker 's' hanging back there like he's nobody's business? F*cking conjugation. Booksmarts, yo.

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You see this f*cker? He ain't f*ckin around. He sounds like "Znat". He means "To Know". He's all knowin' and sh*t. He knows it. That f*ckin' Tb-lookin' thing on the end with the f*cked-up tiny-ass 'b'? That's the f*cking "infinitive". It's the "To" in "To Know". Check that sh*t

He conjugates like a regular motherf*cker. He ain't about no goddamn irregular things. He knows the rules and he's a f*cking sir about sticking around the rules. He conjugates like this,

I think знаю
You think знаешь
He/She/It thinks знает

See how the ending changes?
They're pronounced Znayoo, Znayesh and Znayet. Don't let those funky-ass conjugations steal the show, though, the f*cking emphasis is on that goddamn A after the Zn. ZNA-yoo. Don't be zna-YOOing up my f*cking Russian.

We think знаем
You think знаете
They think знают

See how these are the plurals? See how "You Think" seems to be the same in English as the singular? That's 'cus English beat its singular 'you', which was Thou by the way, to f*cking death with a hammer. Shakespeare was going about his business like a G when f*cking Thou started screwing around and Shakespeare took off his belt and was all "I'mma choke a Thou". He killed Thou and threw her trashy ass in the garbage. Don't f*ck with the Bard.

Check it. You've just been learned.


...why the hell did I decide to write that like a wigger?

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Re: Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 9:14 pm

I'm extremely offended by the fact you censor your swears. Cease this immediately.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 22, 2012 9:20 pm

Wiggas be droppin' mad knowledge on all the little homies.

Probably because they were brought up in Kansas not a Crack den.

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Re: Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

Post by PayJ on Tue May 22, 2012 9:25 pm

Teach me:

"You can't go there!"

Then we sing:



in Russian.

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Re: Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

Post by GrinningManiac on Wed May 23, 2012 1:55 am

Ты нельзя ходить туда!
Tee nil-ZYA ha-DEET too-DA

TEE NILZYA HADEET TOODA

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Re: Motherf*cking Russian Lessons, f*cker

Post by Autism on Wed May 30, 2012 2:04 pm

do you guys use RussiaToday as a news source

i like rt even though the average rt newsreader is an anarchy preaching conspiracy theorist neckbeard who lives off of guvment cheese

also I like how their news articles bluntly make fun of America's government and sometimes the people and it favours Russia even when Russia does something stupid

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