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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:02 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey

Takeshi\'s folly

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Post by Furburt on Tue May 22, 2012 5:05 pm

Every age and gender deserves their porn.

I just wish they'd call it what it is.

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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:07 pm

I mean holy fuck what the fuck this is just fucking horrible, jesus titty-fucking christ why would any even...motherfucking dammit what is wrong with the literary world that dogshit like this could be considered for filming holy fuck I'm so fucked I can't even type coherently fucking nigger bitch-whore fuck spiel spiel cocklicker shit dicks.

Edit: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:08 pm

DIE AND EAT SATAN'S COCK IN HELL YOU BITCH E.L. JAMES

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Post by Furburt on Tue May 22, 2012 5:11 pm

Read it and try to wank.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue May 22, 2012 5:12 pm

>New York Times bestseller
>Twilight fapfic involving BDSM aimed at middle aged women.


"Kill it with fire" would be an understatement

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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:14 pm

It gets worse.

>In April 2012 E. L. James was listed as one of Time magazine's "100 Most Influential People in the World"

At the very moment of reading that, I desired nothing more than to cleanse this entire planet in a maelstrom of nuclear flame.

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Post by Furburt on Tue May 22, 2012 5:17 pm

Easy there Truman, our Israeli comrades have proved that precise localized strikes are the way to win the war against anti-semites/Twihards.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue May 22, 2012 5:18 pm



To the woods we shall flee Tovarish, armed with Mosin and PPSH, we shall fight this degeneracy with the strength of the Soviet people and the iron will of the motherland.


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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 22, 2012 5:23 pm

What does "Fifty shades of grey" even mean?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue May 22, 2012 5:27 pm

Absolutely nothing, but people will think it sounds deep and insightful and all sorts of other bullshit

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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:31 pm

FUCK SHIT FUCK NIGGERS DICK COCK FUCK BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCK

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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 5:32 pm

EAT A DICK BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Tue May 22, 2012 5:42 pm

This is another example of how society is getting more desensitized to what is basically softcore porn. They're dressing it up as art for now but really I think it won't last too much longer until it's just blatantly out there and no one really cares anymTHINK OF THE CHILDREN BAN THE MODERN WARFARE AND THE SOUR SKITTLES

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 22, 2012 5:54 pm

>Implying these dried up husks of women haven't been reading the same shit for years and years to get away from the monotony of their marriage.

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Tue May 22, 2012 5:58 pm

It just seems to be like a slightly SLIGHTLY better written version of the "erotic" novels the menopause seems to make sprout from thin air.

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Post by Xandy on Tue May 22, 2012 6:43 pm



>mfw there are two more books and a movie adaption on the way

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue May 22, 2012 11:44 pm

wrote:Anastasia Steele
Hahahaha~
wrote:Snowqueen's Icedragon
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!

That shit aside, I don't really get your beef with this. Is it because it came from Twilight?
Married-woman naughty books have been around for ages, have you ever heard of Mills & Boon? We have two sections at work devoted just to softcore porn wish-fulfillment books for women.
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Post by Xandy on Wed May 23, 2012 12:45 am

Well it's not just the fact that it's a creation derived from Twilight, although that certainly does add fuel to fire, but as someone's who possesses a love for the creation of original fiction and storytelling, and aspires to be a fiction writer themselves one day, it's hard not find this incredibly disgusting and abhorrent. I mean, the mere fact that a horribly-titled fucking fanfiction shat out by some spessul fairee princess middle-age, cockstarved hambeast (the fanfiction itself based upon a disgusting bastardization of vampires written by yet another cock-hungry whale whore) about nothing but horrible and disgusting sexual fetishes manages not ONLY to get fucking published buuut becomes a fucking titty-shitting New Yorks Times BEST-CUNTING-SELLER, isn't FUCKING CRUCIFIED by every critic on this side of the bloody Atlantic and the other, and is going to have TWO CUNTGARGLING SEQUELS AND A FUCKING MOVIE ADAPTION AND WHILE ACTUALLY TALENTED, ORIGINAL WRITERS ARE HAVING TROUBLE EVEN GETTING THEIR FUCKING STORIES PUBLISHED AND PUBLICLY RECOGNIZED THIS WORTHLESS HACK OF A LANDWHALE SLUT IS RECOGNIZED BY TIME FUCKING MAGAZINE AS ONE OF THE MOST 100 INFLUENCE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
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Post by Wayward on Wed May 23, 2012 8:30 pm

What's the problem? Smut sells.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed May 23, 2012 8:41 pm

I read that as "sluts smell"

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Post by Wayward on Wed May 23, 2012 8:42 pm

Also true.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu May 24, 2012 11:17 am

Come on Xandus man your not going to do your blood pressure any good getting all worked up.

What does it matter, we all know the bitch is a nobody, Time magazine's opinions don't mean shit (See Hitler) and as Wayward says, smut sells.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat May 26, 2012 2:01 pm

Sounds hot

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Post by Xandy on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:05 pm

I seethe every time I walk into a bookstore and see this still.

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Post by Xandy on Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:02 pm

Thanks for the chemo, doc.

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