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Re: Things you did today

Post by PayJ on Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:17 am

Was round Wiggle's way last night. Had Chinese, got wrecked in pubs, did the usual then walked home for fucking miles. Good night.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:54 am

Working the kinks out of a Magic Flight I bought second hand from a friend. The batteries are shite, but it comes with an electrical point battery which is a constant and even supply of energy. Wow, yup, I'm definitely feeling it, now!


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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:58 pm

@Nightswomman:For some reason, I thought you were talking about a vibrator there. You can see where I am coming from though. Good for you though homie! When I get the money I'll be toking the green space age style!

@ChoPei: Yeah, it was alright man the walk back was fucking whack though. So many things occurred to me in the morning, A) I could have got another taxi number B) We could have smoked a joint at mine C) We could have got a lighter and had a joint and got a taxi D) I could have bought a torch light for the salvia earlier E) We could have just ditched the bags at Sam's and picked them up later F) There's probably more.

Admittedly, most of those had slim chances and I'm pretty sure I tried the second taxi firm but fuck me, next time I will not be smoking bud all day and let that to happen again. If only I had just stopped to think eh? Ahh well, Brighton is next and I think that makes it Henry's responsibility for what goes on in the night.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:08 pm

@Wiggles: And no Mary Jay Jay for you!

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:13 pm

Well I've got to shift those left overs somehow!

TAKEI!

But seriously I don't think my heart or mind can hack walking through London with shit on me again.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:22 pm

Pussy. You just need to get some self control on the shizz nizz. I once scaled the empire state building using a gas mask hooked up to a metre long joint while hitting my sipping whiskey.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:28 pm

Ha don't bring that shit up with me! I recreated every dish ever made by Heston Blumenthal using space cakes and hash brownies alone. No one survived to tell the tale.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:33 pm

I raped twelve dead kids instead of calling the police after a horrific school bus crash.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:44 pm

.... Shit bro. I convinced a blind man to give me a hand job by telling him that my cock was a new type of salad cream dispenser. But fuck me that's so hardcore, I can't compete with that.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:45 pm

A Blind man? You cunt.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:45 am

Yesterday I decided to rearrange my room so my bed was next to the window for summer nights. My bed (frame) has been a piece of shit since I bought the damn thing 3 years ago. First there were two left sided posts. I had to wait a week for the company to send a right hand one, then the flimsy metal bars that hold the slats up bent, then the bed head would come apart from the frame if I moved too close to the edge.
As I tried to move it across the room, the entire foot-end-bed-head-thing completely came off and everything else went to shit after that.
Now I have my mattress of the floor which is not ideal in any situation. We've all been there, I'm sure. God damn bed. Nothing's made to last anymore.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by DoomyMcDoom on Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Posted this, posted something in the intro topic, other than that FUCK ALL! Oh, wait I also looked outside at the snow, and got annoyed at the dogs for waking me up like 4 hours early, and one of them was trying to eat a pair of scissors, had to prevent that...

Going to have a smoke in a bit, but other than that, I have no plans for today other than waiting for tomorrow, and chillin out as hardcore as I can, and wasting as much time as possible!
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Re: Things you did today

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:05 pm

I jerked off in the shower and bought marijuana.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:08 pm

Calm down there Lester.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:11 am



I bought the final piece of the quadrumvirate.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by Guest on Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:16 am

Worked. Drank 2 L of milk before it expired. Planning on having some beer.

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Post by Guest on Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:17 am

Pararaptor wrote:

Whats up with the toilet roll?

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Post by Vallorn on Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:45 am

Flew from San Diego to the UK then spent 4 hours getting home via buses and trains.

stayed up for 36 hours.

My brain is like cheese.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by PayJ on Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:00 am

Went over my Dads last night and got wrecked playing his drinking games. They are fucking amazing glad I learnt them. Henry we are playing spoof and cardinal puff tonight!

Also I'm still drunk, love waking up drunk.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:49 pm

stinkychops wrote:Whats up with the toilet roll?

I actually checked the picture wondering what the hell you were talking about.
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Re: Things you did today

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:03 pm

Yesterday, I solved an argument between my dealer's parents about the great Abu's of Britannia.

His mum was complaining about "Abu Hamza and fucking hook" costing the UK taxpayer millions. His Dad was saying "What the fuck are you on about Abu Hamza has been deported years ago!" Despite me explaining the difference between Abu Hamza and Abu Qatada, this argument went on for about 2 hours before they listened to me.

Cocaine and ignorance do not mix well.

Also they kept calling me Dave because I was playing on a profile called Dave on the Wii. The rest of the night consisted of more cocaine and Wii Sports until we saw it was 7 am. Still feel like shit.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:57 am

Man, weirdest thing happened today. I was out working (door knocking) and I came to this dude's house who was playing Modest Mouse really fucking loud. I figure "great, some bullshit to make conversation about". Knock on the door and this guy answers, immediately start my pitch: "Hi, my name's Geordie-". Dude cuts me off and says "I'll just go get him". Huh, whatever. He must have some friend called Geordie.
Then, to my complete surprise, an old kindergarten / primary school / some of high school friend of mine answers the door, the only other guy I know called Geordie. We are both surprised and decide to hang out for a bit, I spend the next three and a half hours at his place getting fucking wasted, then go knock some more doors while I'm too sloshed to stand.
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Re: Things you did today

Post by PayJ on Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:16 am

Sounds great, did you make any sales when you where drunk? I imagine I'd be a better salesman after a few pints.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:20 pm

Yep, sure did. More than I did sober, in less time.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:29 pm

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:11 pm

That Alex guy was a nut but I fucking hate Piers Morgan and I'm glad he got a mouthful.


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Post by PayJ on Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:15 pm

I know I'm totally busting the laws of this baby wide open but yesterday I went up The Shard. It was totally crap due to the thick fog surrounding the building couldn't see shit. It was pretty badass so I look forward to going again in the summer and ALL the female staff members were fine. Must be a hiring policy or something.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:43 am

I'm still letchin on gretchen.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:03 pm

http://www.tedfest.org/

So my flatmate's off to this for the next 5 days.

So alone.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:41 pm

Riiiiight

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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:43 pm

He gets to dress as a priest!

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Post by Guest on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:21 pm

Clicked the tedfest.
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Post by LordCuthberton on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:24 pm

Does Graham Lineham know about it?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:51 pm

Aye. It's less stupid than it sounds, my uncle used to play gigs there of a time. The only weird part is the lovely girls competition.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:08 am

More filming today. I got to film the launch of Windows 8 for gamers, interview the head of new games development for Microsoft, who was very affable despite working for a corporate machine. Also got to talk to the keynote speaker, a beardy fat English nerd, also very affable.

Then went to film some Basque poetry readings later in the day, got a very good interview but had to cut half of it out after their minders freaked because I asked them a 'political' question. The interview was too long anyway so it's no skin off my back to take it out, but it was funny. Apparently, since the whole thing is funded by the Spanish government I may have caused a minor diplomatic incident, which is a laugh.

Incidentally, the video from my first interview went up, if you'd like to see.

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Everything kind of went wrong, I was nervous as fuck, I'd never done anything like this before and I pretty much had to set it all up myself, because I was producer as well as presenter. So the camera angle's off.
The sound couldn't be helped because that microphone actually broke on the next interview, which we had to cut out, so I'm amazed I got this interview at all. I'm so freaked I forget all my questions and wing it. I don't mind saying that the sweat was literally pouring down my back.

I think when the microsoft one goes up next week I'll be far more relaxed. I've done 5 of them so far now. But yeah, good day I had.


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Re: Things you did today

Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:39 am

You can tell you're a bit nervous at first, but you held up pretty well and you're a good speaker. I'd be same if I had to do that.

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:29 am

Somebody needs to buy a comb

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Post by LordCuthberton on Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:20 am

Learn from yo' mistakes. Don't tell her what she is, ask her and let her explain. Unless they are a famous figure, they'll know more about their life than you do!

I wonder when celebrities watch their interviews if they get really critical of themselves.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:42 am

@Nightswimming: Combed it literally 2 minutes before I went on and it stuck right up again. There was gel in it too. Damn my parents, one with straight hair and one with curly.

@LordCuthberton: Taken on board. I will say, it's only when you have to say them out loud do you gain a hatred for the amount of meaningless bullshit job titles there is in the world.

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Re: Things you did today

Post by LordCuthberton on Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:38 pm

I strive to have the most obnoxious job titles whenever I can. I think a job where you can make your own title would be amazing.

For example, I named myself as the "Principle chief of stage dressing and habitat articulation" in my drama workshop today because why the fuck not.

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