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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:42 am

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1. (Was This Police Shooting Justified?) Let me relate to you a story by a man named Godfrey Gupta. Godfrey hailed from a small American rural town where life was sleepy and the cows were what were owned by the men who are the town. Godfrey saw these men and decided he wanted a piece of their cow land.
So he called up their wives and told them to prepare for the coming of the man who was to be called Godfrey Gupta, son of Wesley and brother of Chip, Consumpta and Bernadian, and this man would take from them their husbands land, and that he would be a man of great height and 20 stone upon each other, and that he would hurl their children from their bed and toss their livestock in the stream.
He would rend their houses to splinters with his weapons and burn down their barns with his fuels. Any vengeance they attempted against his family would be revisited tenfold upon the parents of the man with the van that transported discount turnip across the Conflict Box.
And Godfrey then hung up, safe in the knowledge that his motives were righteous and his mind emboldened, he struck out on a march through his neighbourhood, having asserted his masculine will on the fruit pickers and teeth peelers of Clark County, Idaho. Along the way he encountered a woman of considerable berth attempting to destroy a small pig with a claw hammer.
He recognized this woman as one of the 12 he had called earlier that day, and knew that she would recognize him too. Fearing assault, he picked up a large rock that lay by his feet and threw it at her form. It bounced off her oval, heaving head and knocked her to the ground, where she lay, panting and contorting, for 2 hours before leaving this mortal coil.

And then he fled to LA and the cops shot him.

2. ( Do You Lie About Yourself Online?) Through the manipulation of time and energy, I sometimes discard my latent self to become
mysterious, a figure different from the forms in person by alarming thyself and deciding to commit to universal mores as opposed to personal feelings or held vacuums. When I thought about the connection with the Great Wire (All the time! LoL!), I began to reassess my presumed divinity as an UnSociety upon myself when connected to the Great Wire and merged with the outer Mass.

3. (Acta Passed, We failed) This treaty prevents sale of all A. Commercialized presumed costs, B. Massive Overlift widgets and C. Hunderwunken research and grant material. Which is fucking ironic, if you ask me.

As 20 men down the pipe of land-mass observes "Fiscal oversight is not the same as compassionate adroitness", and I would agree wholeheartedly. In fact, Hunderwunken and myself are engaged in top priority to Act as Soap Pipe men, in order to draw attention to the ACTA LIKA ITALIAN SOPA MAN WHY DON'T YOU campaign in order to persuade Hunderwunken top scientists that the human race is real and living like a bee.

4. (Xbox 720 is another iPhone 4S!!) I act like I'm surprised, when actually I'm just a man in a big hat trying to tell myself that I know this isn't the Microsoft way, the Microsoft way was laid out 10s and thousands of years ago, in the ancient depths of what is now Lake Wisty. As my teeth bleed, I say that these Xboxs are not the mad hording of angry pastimes scored with uncles intent and bad gatch. Israel only wants piss? THEN THEY SHALL HAVE PISS

5. (Privacy in Schools) Ha! Werner Herzog! Ha!

Silly hacks, having to blink at meself just to get a twix. Let them bus around with their special needs children and unhappy otters and I'll just stay here pleasing the people with my words. I think morality and judgement is firmly on the side of the teaching mass, the glob of talent that lets children know how much we know that they are the chosen ones.

6. (Is Steve Jobs the 2nd Greatest Innovator of All Time?) All in, my friend, Busseration, can't begin to describe how Stevey embodied my form at a distance, took it upon himself to wear the purple. I couldn't even wear the purple! Fuck that noise, jackity.

But I digress, I really think Winston Gupta was onto something. By combining the sleek fascism of corporate desk and the cool Mowed Dean effect of 12 waist high sneakers, we could create a new fashion armada that APPLE APPLE APPLE is the creator of all of western society. Duh. I think that was the plan all along, rewind back to 1978, where all is before the time when the domination of corporate and lay culture began, which is after 1978, when APPLE.

Partake amongst friends of myselves, we're okay, but Stevey never was too bright, and hoped that my friend, Buggeration, was hoping too, and that he'd make it through the night with no shoes and no soup to balance between the grooves on top of his feet, as he shuffled through a cold Seattle morning, he knew that he could no longer walk the streets with bastard Gupta hounds snapping at his heels. So he began to assume form, form was created out of divine Flow, from this the White Armada began, and we were held in situ.

Holy Jesus is this society a big double ended ass vacuum altogether. I think I can command it to change.

7. (Loading Ready Run Pony time)
Caramel Frappe wrote:
you all did well and cracked me up with the porn scene haha

Haha? Haha? Look fella, I think I have a fairly good hold on what makes people beat their bitch out of bed in the morning, but I'm not all knowing. You, however, got to start getting up on the down stroke a bit more. This isn't the first of your comments where I noticed a distinct lack of credence to the almighty Baha, and to be honest Ryan, I've just got to bring myself to tell you that I can't hold what I'm about to start saying in any longer no matter what.

I want you to milk me.

8. (Microsoft: No New Xbox in 2012) Cats will not already ages of 7 years for the man year than at any time before, and A lot of people. Alternatively they get older rapidly in the first year, Subsequently slowing down operation considerably.

How old my cat get in years from Rights?

Cannot but several years equal to your cat of one year to an estimated of experts to have a good idea of evolution based on the ways in which cats mature during her life. Tracy held her cat and the Bible, and offered human and cat for the first year of her life.

CHANGE: I love Xbox, Xbox is my best friend, my only friend, I love Xbox. I don't want new Xbox friend, I want to believe that I can still love my only friend, my Xbox friend my only.

8. (Let's Play: Pokemon FireRed Chapter 20: In which we end it)
CM156 wrote: I ah... I think you got the wrong thread, my friend.

No, I am the thread.

9. (Poll: How many of you have Asperger's/Autism?) ASPERGERS AAAAARGH

FUCK YOU! I AM ASPERGERS! IT'S ME!

Look, it's all good really. Aspies are my friends. But when they start the Low Moan, I can't but leave the room. I just fucking hate it. I begin to make noodle soup, drinking from my cup while I look over at the man with heating lamps, who is Aspergers, and he begins the Low Moan, I am drinking from my cup suddenly no more, and I fucking hate it. Fuck it.

10. (How would you describe your childhood in three words?) Nervy- Because of the prevalence.

Weenie- Because that's what sunday afternoon was to me.

Gnashing teeth- There was lots.

11. (Does this site ever give you a headache?) Sometimes I am reading about the catalog of dope flow, and my mind becomes tense and tense, and I look upon the white, and the grey, and the white, and my head becomes tense, and I must leave.

12. (Family Research Council Warns of Gay Relationships in The Old Republic) I think when a man and a woman became themselves it was enough to have two directions to move in. Now that a man and a woman aren't always becoming themselves fast enough, it is up to people who are both men and wife to become themselves in games like Star Wars: The Old Republic, and other EA titles. I have no objection myself to finding men in other places willing to become themselves twice over a single life. If this is in a Star Wars game, than praise God, may it be so. I hope that one day Star Wars gamers everywhere can look up at the sky and weep for our fallen friends.

13. (Digital Distribution: The Other Guys) Shane, I think I need to create my own series of lines suspended by rope throughout the area in order to facilitate transfer to Hunderocastillo. I agree with your article wholeheartedly, there is indeed many varied options and choices available to modern consumers. Why don't you try mining Krag? That's what I did, and now Steam is mine to have, all the games me. I can explain to you the benefits of Sniper Elite on both systems, but unfortunately I have forgotten the game! Lol!

14. (So what games have actually done stealth well?) Huge people sitting to my friend so far away from twenty-nine Tutu move. My favorite game is a piece of chaos in the world, we have sold to friends. I make it up to the top of the walk and drive. Splinter Cell Chaos Theory is the best for walking and killing simulator I have ever seen. 20 dead men around me, good job Nyargh, I feel like a ballast for peace in the world. Airwaves taste good, guns shoot bad death and everyone ends satisfied.

15. (You know you're a Nerd when.......) When I am finding myself in a line towards a white box containing wishes I know that in myself my eyes are always focused on transient blurs we call entertainment in our heads, where the thoughts are. I know that I'm a nerd because when I try to think too far, all I find is big black shapes standing above that say "NO" because I dared to try anything but the clickity clack of my keyboard attack. Then I begin to ascend the steps to a land of searching but no killing and the gentleman I pledged to say "NO" so I return to the click.

Little2Raph wrote:
You know you're a nerd when you start saying "frak" instead of "fuck".

Hahahahahahahaha! I know! I feel sometimes that Warhammer has become me!


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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:54 am

Honestly, I think you should use this persona to comment on news/politics.

I'd buy a book written by you.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:58 am

16. + 17. + 18. (Microsoft: No New Xbox in 2012)
Monoochrom wrote:
Uhhhhh.....what?
Seriously, WHAT!?
Is there a problem? Cat parables get you down? I'm afraid this is not a Microsoft, this is unrelatable to Microsoft I'm sorry. I love Microsoft, I love Xbox I love game man, but I hear talk of Cat and I am mad for Cat. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry I have caused you pain. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am.

I am sorry.
Monoochrom wrote:
Please tell me you are screwing with me.
I don't screw. Or rather, I only screw when the needle is taught enough that the screw doesn't make the recipient unduly harsh. You are in no danger from me, I am sincerest truth manifold and I agree with everything you're saying. Once again, I am sorry for pain caused.

19. (Diplomacy) In this, as in all things, I think we should look to the pleasing words of master diplomat Baji Dipth, who said that our Star Wars friends are only enemies when man is a creative being and cannot put down his expectations for our media and television. I find this comic extremely offensive, as I have not been swimming in years.

20. (Recommendations) Dead To Rights, Shadows of Arano, Majesty 2020, Hour of Victory, Sniper Elite, Pazzang V2, Grin, Rogue Warrior, The Force Unleashed 2 and High Density Cargo Simulator 2007 are all videojoys.

21. (What colour should I paint my room?) I think you should affirm yourself by closing one eye, spinning around and studying the happenings therein. If indeed you are white balanced up alright, then your room colour should appear clear. Learn from this, and then your subconscious will be able to find you your mindshape that will help you learn how to understand determining your mind-colour, which will then become your room colour, as soon as paint!

22. (Hey there Escapist! (an Introductory Thread)) I'm thinking this discussion should go walkabout and take the jazz, a lot of people here are unfathomable. Unfortunately critics and friends have done nothing, nothing at all, and I seethe, I seethe often, because of this. I understand why you do this, I understand, but nothing will come of it! I am a friend because of my big warm arms, not because I have flashy flashy diamond, you'd do well to remember that, dear lad. I am friend to you, always.

23. (Saddest Moments in a Video Game) I really think I should preserve my dignity from the last time, unfortunately Wesley Gupta and his dad, Godfrey Gupta were there to undo that mightily. They took down my breeches.

24. (What is your money sink?) When I stare down the hole, sometimes I find myself saying to myself that the leaning is always a problem because I am at an angle unsuited to my movements. I sway and bollard, but nobody knows, because the hole is a sacred place, Nintendo DS is sometimes my hole, those Japanese fellows know how to prepare me. Sometimes my hole is fiteral. I can stand and see as though it were real life hole, but I know that it's just unusually contrast heavy today, silly hole! Overall, 20 of my wallet goes to Dan for preparing the hole and 20 of my wallet month goes to Gamestop for their excellent money.

25. (Fans Tear New Mass Effect Book to Shreds) I used to love Bioware back in the days when the product that emerged was fleeting and myself all over, but now I feel like I have been created again, and my new friend is abandoning me because he can play at a speed I cannot, and Bioware knows this, and that is why they have changed since the time when I was a small fellow who cared only for his hot chocolate. Bioware have dropped themselves on this.

26. (To those who prefer Japanese voices) One one hand, my friendly little squeak, I love it sometimes when my FLS becomes like a drill in my brain, but I know that sometimes FLS is just too bootily bitchin for me, and I have to resort to drolling long and hard. Japanese engineers creating things I can't possible comprehend gives me hope that one day my FLS and DRL can be stored on the same disk. Hail!

27. (How do you feel about profanity?) I think I'm gonna tell ya about Whupta Gupta, he's a fella. I know him. Fucks fast, shites last. Loves swearing around his kids. I love him. This is how I feel about myself sometimes. Swearing around me kids. Brilliant.

28. (It's not a sport if you can't play it) I tried to stop faking a wacky attack, but all these sports in my beginning of trouser end began convincing me that maybe he was right all along? Maybe sport is only something that time can weather like a juicy peach? I'm sorry. Maybe sport is something that can only be determined by people exactly while they are playing the sport in question? There must be developed a new form of question that can be asked adequately and clearly at the precise moment of sport.

29. (Do you ever google your internet personas?) I sometimes my friend, buzzeration, can find on the internet without a problem at all. I can't be too found though, too much generosity in the world!

30. (About Dragon Age II's story...) I found that DA2 was too similar to my second father syndrome novel unpublished. It was unable to completely begin in my head quite a bit after my brain had already begun the story, causing a time difference of up to 8 seconds in places. In addition, the character structure was composed of moistened fibres and myself was contorted in the wires after all of my lecturing about not doing so. Finally, the story felt like a sagging sapling had been placed in front of it.


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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:11 am

31. (If you hate X game Company so much) I find that 20 euros is usually enough to purchase enough products that I can begin to assume the form of a sedatist for a good moon or two, but these days it's almost 30 euros to find a beginning these days in the shopfronts that some men call home. Now I can only stare at my box and me ma's box and hope that some day our boxes are filled after the prices go down which they will I hope. It's not enough otherwise.

32. (An Introduction) I introduce myself only as Godfrey Gupta. I am a man who knows how to find a smile even in the crack of an eye of an old wooden child. I come here because I know that what I find here might even outweigh my own thoughts on the matter and provoke furious spittle.
I can gear in and out of my own life, safe in the knowledge that my hope is carried off by good hands. But what of you? Surely you, Mr Bird, will be hoping for swift help for your quest for helpful knowledge? I doubt you will find such ever but don't worry because I have a plan that will help you in your quest for helpful knowledge that you supposedly find so helpful, Mr Bird.
Between my knees I carry my clack and my clack is my keyboard which propels these words onto these page but each word is as special to me as a nightrose and I hold each one as though my own fist were part of it.
I hope that you can find it in your heart to look upon words I've written and people like me who've written words like mine and hopefully you will look upon them with smiles in your eyes. I hope that someday you become a masterful debtor who knows how to send emails to his friends who suffer because they would not challenge his wit for 2 seconds. I hope this, and I am sorry.

33. (Gaming nowadays) I see. Say you're e-friends with a military man, let's say Batt Pange. Now I teach you how to wiggle. I don't know though, maybe I do know about modern gaming and it's ins and outs and ins and outs but I don't know, do I though? I know, but it's modern gaming, and it's Postal 2 and Splinter Cell and my knowledge has rendered me all modern gaming. Return to our military man. Maybe, I can't see why not, but maybe, M.V. has substituted a new batterybox for MV2. Modern Warfare 2 is enough time enough for 10 years, maybe more, I don't see why we need new gonars for ever, we can just utilize and provide!

34. (Most Valuable Dark elf) If you think he's yours than you must pick him, if you think you own him then you must create him good and from nothing otherwise you are simply picking up the dropped papers of a much large entity. Make him strong enough to only authorize those who can fight him in RPG combat like me.

35. (New Mass Effect 3 Character : Diana Allers. Wow, Really Bioware?) Sometimes before I begin I like to give myself thanks for having gotten this far using only the skills I acquired on the journey towards having to get this far. I have a big bibliobumble who knows only how to dispense bibles at the stage of the bus breaking down and us having to snort metal shavings under an overpass to kill our brains for yard work.
Sometimes everyone I know gets together and goes "Bioware! Manomy! Bioware and Manomy! One day Manomy became huge and overwieldy, and Bioware bashed his head out of basin, and ran out with Eliza Anniston, who got it right up and bletchy"!. The inhabitants weep for our lack, for we are now pregnant with swollen milk child.


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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:11 am

Love my nonsense more

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:20 am

I don't know what's going on. My mind is being pulled into strange depths but I like it.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:53 am

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36. (Mass Effect 3...I think that people are overreacting) Well if you ask me and I know that you do it's the HUD that does it. It makes me all sorts of plentiful and I feel that if I asked Bioware (Biggy Bioware!) for help I'd just sound like a greedy tool!

Should I just forget Mass Effect 1's infamous butcher shop scene and take it low like a pro, or should I hope that EA has taken a big chunk out of lifetime profits because nobody can distinguish between gameplay and firefights. Firefighting is against the law. I know who engineers this, oh man, Kathy Vrabeck, I just don't know. Do I keep buying the games? I don't know.

Basically, greasy tits are a-okay, but I don't vouch for the pilot scenes.

37. (What games did you take a chance on but ended up liking?) I didn't want to play Spy Hunter, I really didn't want to play Spy Hunter, but my brother made me play Spy Hunter on my 11th birthday.

I didn't want to say anything or scream because I knew my parents were just around the corner but I knew that I couldn't stand the mixture of colours and cars and it was all just too much. I passed out the moment the Midway logo came onto the screen, and according to my cousin Robbie I cried in my sleep for hours. But then I played Spy Hunter again recently, and it was alright.

38. (Do you hate sexy armor on female characters?) Hmmm, I take this shit down. I loves me some hooty botang, but sometimes, I just want to keep pressing the buttons (so squeazy! Lol!) on the controller without the wiggles getting to my downstairs parts all the time. Sometimes, some games don't even have a switch to flick to not see the jiggly woman everywhere, and I gotta keep playing while my me becomes fuller and fuller!

I didn't buy it for this, I bought it for keeping my aching hands at bay, but unfortunately, it just brings tension into the room again. I hate knowing this, I hate knowing you who don't know the benefits of separating your schedule RE: masturbation.

39. (Why is steam so bad and yet so awesome?!?) I really don't know. Sometimes I see myself standing over the hotwasher (Computer) and saying to myself that I must play more lute or shit like that. Then the giggles overtake me, and I buy Sniper Elite or shit like that, and then I spend hours waiting for my friends to come around to my connection and download themselves (Irony metaphor! Lol!).
Then no fucking sake it doesn't begin at all! I scream, but they're old screams, 2004 screams, so I weep and remember to stay in the future forever. This takes money, but I got it.

40. (Is it piracy if you already own the product you are pirating?) I think the only time people can be excused from any form of any form of piracy is when they are a titled man, such as a Lord or a Duke.

In that case and only that case can a man be excised from bringing piracy into his life, but otherwise I think that everyone should be dealt with equally all the time, and that taking a floating file out of the network is the same as doing the same in Germany. This is why we need to show ourselves as united against the evil that is the internet.

Yureina wrote:The "evil that is the internet"?
Why have you come to this "evil" place then? O_O

Because you don't know you're the internet yet. You still use type, and pictures, but the real internet is made through sound.

Yureina wrote:I'm a bit confused by this. What do you mean? x_x

I hope I can make myself clear. I totally believe in the physical internet, but unfortunately the internet is rapidly being replaced by what we would conventionally call transparent material (eg. wind, sound), unfortunately this is a bit of an oversimplification, but in essence, we can now transport our most precious thoughts between actual physical distances because they're not actually real, but the Escapist is still caught up in the actual physical world. Lol, so 2005!

Yureina wrote:Umm... yeah. Still confusing me here. Are you talking about Skype? x_x

Skype is old world too, girlfriend. I'm afraid that when you open Skype and hear the whoosh, you're still hearing natural sound, which is a moot point anyway, because you can see the text right on the screen. But yeah, unnatural sounds are the way to go.

Or like I said earlier, wind might work, but I think it would probably be quite hard to make a whole computer out of wind. You could try though. My cousin Robbie works for a company that's based in Toronto but he works out on Ascension island and they specialize in creating hard drives out of material of questionable integrity.

He loves the work and he says he regrets saying goodbye to me. But that's beside the point, the point is, the Escapist should be turning to people like my cousin Robbie who know the value of a good days work and can understand new technology effortlessly.

Guys, it's 2011 already! Liven up!

lacktheknack wrote: I wouldn't pay too much attention to "I Can Help You". He's been acting really weird today.
I am sorry. I am sorry I have caused you pain. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am.

I am sorry.

41. (Stuff you love, but wouldn't recommend) Sometimes, I get lonely. When that happens, as it does to my friends such as Cuth Burton, Bill Perdan and George Romero Jr., we like to have a nice get together and listen to the sounds of mining together.

I understand why the sound of mining may only sound like distant thuds to some, but in it we hear a 2,000 year old chant celebrating the god of industry, we hear screams of pleasure and coal and we know that we hear what ordinary people cannot, the sound of truth. So I love it, but I wouldn't shove it.

42. (Escapist Needs a Like Button) I believe that when everyone is posting on the internet, imagine you're riding a bareback pig. You turn even slightly too much in favour of one end or the other, you fall off the pig. We cannot fall off the pig on the escapist. By joining together and repulsing all outsiders, only then can our speech be considered safe. I plus one you! I plus one me! I plus one us all! We'll be equal again!

43. (What's the appeal of children?) I used to knifefight a lot, knowing that, it's easy to get to know me only as a child, but I assure you, I've got plenty of woman in me too. I used to just take it all and give it to children, but since then, I got wise, and now I sell it, in incremental proportions. I love children, I love what they do to me, and I think you know what it is about yourself that doesn't love children. Your big old mind don't like the kiddies!

Mimsofthedawg wrote:Ok this made no sense to me and I sort of feel creeped out after reading it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I caused you pain. I'm very sorry. I'm sorry. But I do have to say, I agree, kids are nothing a man can't handle. Once they happen, there's very little else left. I know. And I'm sorry.

44. (Whatever Happened to Extra Credits?)
ninonybox360 wrote:
I still watch them weekly, I think they were in the right.

I disagree. I think they should leave the Penny Arcade site. It's dangerously imbalanced as it is, and it could get worse as the years go on.

I don't believe that it can support that much blue material on their site at all times forever. I could grow a moustache in the time it takes Mr Freddy Credits to get a point going along fast enough for me to believe it, and I'd love to forget that sometimes and just zoom in, but I've got to take a stand. No to Extra Credits, no to Extra Friends.
I'm sorry if I hurt you. I'm sorry if I caused you pain.

45. (You Heard of Ireland?) I once got myself trapped in an Irish tavern, it was long and wide, with 10 doors on each side, too many for the amount of business it had, which was me and two old men, their eyes staring two different directions, mouths slack from whiskey, a warm river of piss running down both their legs as they slurred angry vowels at each other.

All the doors were locked by the landlord, a foul old member of the Gupta family, all throat and ears, wearing the key around his neck and having two dachshunds he beat with a piece of oak. Unfortunately Omar and Sophie had no such luck, and were devoured. I don't love Ireland anymore.

46. (Skyrim - Creation Kit & Workshop Preview) It's gonna be absolutely bantastic. Everyone's gonna get banned, and I know why.
The Skyrim Creation and Development kitt is the best thing that's ever happened to Skyrim and I know why because I played Skyrim when it first came out, unlike most people, and so I know how the game works. By pressing W during gameplay if you've got the traditional keyboard layout will get your ass moving, but by holding down the Q key at the same time, you can enter the revised editor format and change the values of almost all the components of the game.
By simply enabling "load loose files" in the gameplay start em up, you can almost totally use this method on any of the 4 areas of the game, including Style, Art, Player Development and Sky.

47. (The Future is Now! Homing Bullets Patented!) Oh no! Help! I've got to get one of these before it's too late, but only one, because I only have one mother! Ah, I'm making a joke, but you knew that. But seriously, I'm under tribulation and there is possibility of harm.

The man I offended moves to the left or right, never forward, but he advances all the same (my theory is minuscule movements during the large left hops), and I hope to receive from him bells, but in all likelihood it's likely to be a coffin.

Because of his irregular movement, I need a projectile that can sufficiently match the unpredictability of a wily giraffe, and this sounds like just the ticket. I cannot order ammunition, due to the law, but I figure if I have a gun I will find ammo like a mother finds her young.

48. (What is your OS of choice?) By using technology I acquired from legendary R&B producer Bad Jackson, I have helpfully removed the need for any sort of operating system at all. By utilizing Miller Technology Clamps developed by Whupta Gupta of the University of South Dehli, you cut off the flow of vital electrons to the BIOS. Deprived of its precious fuel, the BIOS will lash out over the next few days, like a pill junkie going into the worst stage of the dreaded Normans.

This is normal. In about 4-41/2 days, your BIOS will learn to accept its lack of electrons as fact, and begin to develop a new storage facility for its brain. At this point, connect a Baisley-Merrit High Yield Backup Hold to the first USB slot on the front of your desktop.

By utilizing the raw energy power generated by over 23,000 different moving parts creating matter, your computer will be able to adapt its own operating system inside itself to match perfectly with the gentle rhythmic pulsing of the now severely mellowed BIOS. At this point, you can even remove the Clamp and resume the electron flow, and the BIOS won't even notice. Move on to your next computer, and repeat.

49. (What is your favorite meat?) Fucking christ I've been deprived of every type of meat for so long. Sometimes I look at limes and wish they were meat. I'd love to eat some meat right now but all the shops that sell meat are closed, they say there's no more need for meat on the island.
They lost 20 tons of meat. I wish I could have find the missing, but I'm like 21, and that means I'm stuck here, forever, in Unmeats.
Next up, kelp!

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My dearest fuckpie, don't you worry yourself at all. It's not your problem, it's the distributors around here and that's it. They're all left wing and don't believe in meat, and I don't agree with them at all. I think we should just concern ourselves with the immediate future here, but I thank you very much for your concern. I hate living on an island.

50. (Jessica Chobot in Mass Effect: Conlict of interest?) Remember, lost wages! That's right, she could lose over 20,000 euros in a day if she began losing her contract, bit by bit, job by job.

Sometimes, I bet she even thinks to herself that no matter how interesting she gets, she can still be killed, she can still die. It's foolish to think that even us don't desire immortality. I just hoped that she could become the king of IGN before this happens, because after this happens, I don't think any of us are even going to be able to get out of bed in the morning. I don't want to be her in the morning, and never will.

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Banned? But how.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:44 pm

It was that bastard Hardcore_Gamer that did it. I shouldn't have posted on his thread.

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It's good to see he's still there, creating terrible threads no-one responds to and being overly defensive.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:02 pm

Let's destroy him

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I'm tempted to go back just to contribute to this nonsense posting.

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51. (100,000 new Diablo III invites sent out today!)

As other men born in the mid 80's would say, Diablo equals debt! Yeah, that's right, I said it, even though it was massively outdated by others. I don't think Diablo will make any money at all.
I can't believe why anyone would ever buy it, all it offers is slow moving and bullshit godeye. Seriously, he floats forever without ever coming down! I hate Diablo, because I'm a good person. Buy me instead.

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I apologize. I apologize if I caused you pain. But please believe me, I've got to have an answer, and my answer is that Diablo equals Detriment. If you don't agree with what I'm saying, than you can have what I'm drinking, tequila, but don't worry, I harbour no ill will and in fact I somewhat enjoy having a new post to man up to.

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What if I were to tell you that detriment creates prosperity?

I'm not here to argue about long term strategies here, Wesley, may I call you Wesley? Good.
Anyway, my main concern at this juncture is to prevent any sort of blip in the marketplace that may render this most fruitful of industries raped out of profits by other forces, some malign. Anything Diablo related may indeed cocoon in its seeds the potential for long term benefit but I very much doubt that our most fruitful of industries will survive a blip at all.

As the great economist Raul Dante once said himself: "Each industry on its own can take up to 50 hits before a downspike is predicted, but our most fruitful of industries has weathered up to 84, each hit after may break it, but we don't know when".

I don't know, Wesley, but I'm not sure I'm willing to take that risk, and I don't know if Blizzard should make me.
Sorry, not Raul Dante, I meant to say Estela Barbo.

Wolfram23 wrote:I see, I see.
If I may ask, from which other games or developers do you fear a "blip"? I suspect CoD/Activision. Perhaps EA? Zynga most definitely. Or do I go too far?

It is likely that Activision HQ will be struck down by a vicious disease that will lead to swelling of thighs all over the building. At first, people will enjoy their new butts, but soon it'll just be awkward, and it won't be sexy women flesh that's filling their new contortions, it'll be water, which isn't sexy, and it's not cold either, so what's the point? Left 4 Dead 3 is scheduled to come out whenever we don't expect it, and that scares me.

What if 20 were made dead on a helicopter where the pilot suddenly decided he was in a videogame and wanted to kill the whales with his helicopter rotors, except he was transporting the government of Liberia at the same time, and the ensuing scandal would ensure that only the most noble and happy of fruits from our most fruitful of industries will survive.

Zynga, I say to them they create their own paradise of happiness, but unfortunately Wesley, not everyone can hold on to their metaphorical bowels forever. 10 tons of shit later, and we're at the present day, and I think only the most uneducated priestly servant in the land could predict that Zynga might not be heading for a breakdown at this very moment. EA I have no comment on. Blips come, and blips go, what matters in the end is panache.

52. (Which do you prefer: the 3d Zeldas or the top-down Zeldas) It all reminds me of the period where I wore panties under my clothes, about 15 or so.

I wondered at the time did my hands resemble crude plucking instruments designed for moving a twattish avatar across a room or did I want to take the place of a cruel and precise light shining down taking my good friend Link on magical adventures where he would use his slingshot to make a horse stop!
I decided on the latter, and have been enjoying not having to have what we shall refer to as "The third dimension" in my watching material. Did I prefer buttons, or did I prefer sticks?
I have to say, I was unable to articulate my response properly, I'm typing with one hand as I mop up pepsi off me. I'm sorry, but I don't believe in Ocarina of Time or Majoras Mask. FALSE AVATARS

53. (Playing as a Different Gender) When I was playing Fallout, I would notice a firm but almost inaudible whooshing were I to play as a female character, so I stopped, and I have never done so since. Believe me, I know.

54. (Give up Human Form: If you had this option, would you take it?) I'd have to check with my doctor, but I think it would be okay if I took this option and proceeded to smoke my bones.
They'd return eventually, as the changes would utter in matter transference. After all, I'd hardly have to change a stomach full of broccoli, would I?

55. (Would you date a transgendered person?)

My sister once had a terrible dream where a large transgendered woman held a gun on her in her bathroom and told her that she would grease her up and make her her steed. I don't agree with that, but in general, transgendered people are okay, I'd prefer a sundae, but I don't know.

I'm happy with who I am, but I can't know about your secret struggle against the forces of uncertainty, I just want to get my teeth squared and my happiness certified, and if I have to make love to a woman of questionable intent, then I guess I have to make love to a woman of questionable intent.

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:09 pm

"I would notice a firm but almost inaudible whooshing were I to play as a female character, so I stopped, and I have never done so since. Believe me, I know."

Dying.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:13 pm

Pleased.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:25 pm

Lost my shit at that one too

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:39 pm

Well, we'd better help you find your shit.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:43 pm

Don't worry, I found it. It was smeared across the walls and roof of my cell.

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That's nice.

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Took me about 20 seconds to figure out where his legs were

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You anti-disabled bastard.

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Post by Alkaline on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:22 am

I believe the word is 'ableist'. Wink

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My least favourite retards are people with MS.

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@Alkaline: You wordist bastard!

@Milky: Fucking Marks and Spencer.

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@Furburt: okay.jpg

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56. (Level Grinding: How much is worth it?) Don't think I don't fear my own height. Once you get up to level 100, you can't actually use the controller anymore. It just doesn't do it for me. One time, I found myself in Japan, and I got out pretty quick, because I knew they'd get me for causing tedium.

Playing Casual Evergreens, I found that once the rare plants were owned by a player like myself, they tended to multiply, so I took it upon myself to prune.
Pruning has to be done in real time, but I didn't have any real time at all, due to a lack of opportunities presented so far. I had to make up time usually utilized for sleeping to stay true to my pruning schedule. I really hope this isn't forever.

MammothBlade wrote:

Ha ha ha. I wonder, do you get anything out of pruning plants?

It's more a question of what you don't get if you don't prune them, which is security, of course.

MammothBlade wrote:
Then again, with random encounters monsters don't tend to multiply or attack you whilst you are standing still.

This is true, but I tried standing still forever once, and it didn't work. If you sponsor me, however, I'll do it again.

57. (GAME in Trouble) I'll have to really change my stocks to be able to afford such a catastrophic beginning. I feel sorry for everyone, all of them, because I know that the medics won't reach GAME in time, and that unlike me, it'll go down like a lead brick, because that's free commerce.

I remember GAME a little too well, I suspect, although what I did was all because of Father Hatch. One of these days, that big purple sign gonna tumble on down, down the line, and I won't be there, I'll be in Redding, for the hats.

I don't know how people can't resist the temptation to pluck the fruits of our most fruitful of industries right out of the very air, since you can do that now, if you have a monolith purring beside you.

Tayh wrote:What... Your post... It made no sense at all.

Au contraire, my dearest friend. I'm unsure that anyone except myself is qualified even in the slightest to speak at length about the subject of commerce when relating to the drastic extremes men are capable of in relation to the surges and gargles of a free market.

Simply because the GAME is incapable of creating or defining matter when it comes to concrete they've never seen before poured into new and exciting areas, I don't blame them for seeing the storm churning in the bowels of the world and feeling not exactly like retreating but more like surrendering to the friends who gave them parts of their industry for kickbacks. I respect their moxy on this, and scurrilously disagree with further slander.

Mister Eff wrote: I really have no idea what you just said, but I'm fascinated.

Thank you. I'll try to rejigger it in order to maximize it.

Ahem. I need to change the stock my best to be able to afford to buy a disastrous start like this is really a pity for all, all of them, and I that the doctor did not go to games at the time because they know, about this, because I am different from freedom of trade, and she is going to stop bullets such as steel or rock.

GoaThief wrote:He's saying that GAME will fall sooner or later due to distribution slowly marching towards digital downloads-only.

He's not too fussed as he currently uses Steam and likes Valve's business model. He also doesn't understand why people are still so attached to hard copies of games when downloading is so easy, especially if you own a PC rather than consoles which are lagging behind.

Thank you.

SmashLovesTitanQuest wrote:Meth is a terrible thing.

I live in the Michigan Temperance Center.

58. (Which of the Disney Renaissance films did you dislike the most?) When I was 6 I watched The Rescuers Down Under. It was a terrible film, so terrible, I began screaming, screaming at my parents.

They held and hugged me and asked me what was making me cry but I couldn't answer them because my head was transfixed towards the evil of the comical albatross. I couldn't talk for days, and every time I passed the VHS, I'd fall to the floor, tear at my hair, and clench my teeth. I still can't watch it, I may throw up.

59. (Let The Flames Commence) I don't have time right now, but here's a story about Ray Hayubusa. I vote for Batman myself, he knows himself too well to be disregarded.

Spoiler:
Regarding you. No I'm not here in the United Europa River, it's too cold.

I have to see a man about faulty sticks for my performing songs.

Is that what you did? CROP UNIT?!

The sidewalk wants them, for one. you should use him, now that you've got Bob Predictable.

uh... It has developed a political process for itself, and has eluded us electrically. Take notes, because we won't.

Isn't what will stick with the United States is a smile?
Let's not settle for the controller that Misty accuses of being faulty and instead settle for anything officials of god.

Bacteria: Usually What You Do With It

Bill, just everything you've done since.... The problem is there is a cold.
Obama appreciates it!
 It hasn't been law are talks about your finances! It did nothing!

The playwright with bob dole interface:
Who he was there?
uh... uh...
The empire?
That don't throw out the hit! Both 
perform!

Clinton silently, capably imploded Chief Cribs.

In this difficult year maybe you're 
going to like walls more. 
The Federal Internet said 'whatever', so we're cool.

And i was Jerry Genocide reactive morality I think. 
Hayes outfit army had not Pablo'd with that but there are few anyway or check the payments, stag!

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Closed that some clay, you can marriage ridiculous! Closed some fucking Alyienon marriage of autism! Pack the few remaining indociles and marry with foreigners on autofocus, drawing a small rash on the nose to the population of Turkis, who have ached how the Association is the cone.

You don't lie.
You. You all along, Ghar.

Isn't it missile dot which the united states forgot?
Yes, recruitment!

Like it's been unit of upwards for the
 third time! Them mentals deliberately debate! 
Kimbal, you feared Alyssa.


Academic trio finished it, with Physician and her utilities and mayfisheries.

Maggory Thwack, bathroom attack, spilling your beans on the floor. Can't just abide and let it subside, you'd have to be willing TO WHORE

Is everything so much of a drastic notion that I can't begin to stop the pussycats of the world from harp having and
lute loving? I AM

Scream like a tiny yellow fool, enjoy being held by saviours, tomorrow your new eyes will arrive, and we will see dandelions in their true form!

Then rest, for you will need the extra energy. 17 girls from the county Washer want to strip you bare and experiment.

I'm just joking. Ignore that.

60. (Bioshock Infinite - Excited?) I'm so amped I've got to annihilate it the moment it snakes its greasy behind into my games queue. I just can't wait to take control of Mr Infinite, and make flight across the world, it just amps me up so hard. I hope the controls are manipulated in order to convey the best possible to the dilemma of unrestricted flight.

I hope that the Big Happys are balanced enough to prevent me from tipping my television 90 degrees in order to understand how the game would look to a dying man.

Skoldpadda wrote:I just want to say you're my new favourite poster here. I like that thing of yours.

Seriously, I thank you. It's not often that I can find a new man to share my own insides with, I just hope and hope that everything controlled by the government stops, and we find ourselves with a dickload of new buses to play with.

61. (Whose Voice Do You Want?) Sometimes I wish I could hear people talking using my mouth. I'd just have to slack jaw up and then I'd be there, a walking conversation magnet.

But anyway, my perfect mouth would belong to Mr. James Ron, king of all kind men, with notes that ring a harpsichord in my head, so I stopped listening and burned the album, but still, I'll take his face.

I wish lines came to me as easy as presumed cocaine dealers. I hate it when they spot me out and assume I'm up for some mad spack, I have to say no. If I could say no with the mouth of James Ron, I'm sure recidivism would die down like a wave.

62. (Bullies are People Too) Ryan, did you ever just feel yourself being transfixed by the ultimate gloss of the Eggy Banana? I read about you last week, in the paper published in the internet.

But anyway, I was cuffed and locked in school 10 times over, but this was standard, I hope you understand the need for ultimate discretion. My teacher asked me if I was some sort of dude, I replied no, but my friends were, and they needed ultimate attention from the big teacher house.

Nothing came, they descended into madness, I remained ultimately frustrated at my goals. I felt I had to bring bullies into my home, so I did, and now I live somewhere else.

63. (Do You Regret Your First Tattoo?) Sometimes I stare down at my gigantic friend and I see his eyes reflected in mine and I think, you fat bastard, you don't have legs, despite the fact I specifically asked for legs.

You're like the fucking snowman from Timesplitters, except I don't have the money for an expensive carpet, mainly because you're not real, and I am, which means you have all my money.

But then I switch angles and he looks like a debonair little aristocrat, which is stupid, so I bang my head against the phone but the men never come to tear him from me. Thank god I don't have a girlfriend, or I'd have to paint her up like a carnie and speak only in iambic pentameter. Oh for the release of my skin, get me out, get me out, I want a new friend on my skin.

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I knew there would be a day where I'd get to explain myself to Sampson. Samspoon, I have taken a new vow that contradicts all of my old vows.
I am now herding around synonyms in a wordless error zone.
When I got a a little bit of money I sold it for a picture on my skin, but it turned out my man was evil, from Jethro University, and we hate their kind. He took my frantic Madonna and turned her into a fat beggar whose eyes call out for alms.
I hope he's happy, and that Sampson is real. Please unleash your vengeance on him, Mr Sampson.

StBishop wrote:Are you a clever troll? I get that impression.

No sir, this website is my home. I merely speculate on behalf of all others like myself, sir, and I am sorry. I am sorry I caused you pain. I am sorry. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

It's okay, I don't mean to harm you, or anyone, I just want you all to know that there is still a light out there, and it's me, and I'll help everyone with their lives as long as they can sit still for 30 seconds for reading time.
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I've decided I like your posting style.
It's not easy to read, which is a nice change of pace from the conversational tone most forum posts have, it actually requires a little engagement, with not only the words but the grammar.
I certainly approve and I hope I get to see some more of your shenanigans around the place.

Thank you, thank you Sam, I hope that everything is a creative endeavor for you and your clan. If you wish to see
more of my happiness, I have been spreading it for hours now, simply hours. Posts for hours!

64. (Minecraft Stories) One time I was flying around naked because I was in the version of the game with the opportunity to provide terrible crimes to public decency, I'm sure you know why.

I saw a man down on the ground who was less than a man or a creature of the night, he was a mind riding bitch of a man, I hated him, but he took me down, granted, I was on a tension hole with the force of a bit of tweed, so it wasn't that hard, but I was down anyway, and as his maw prepared itself, the game crashed, and I lived on, forever.

65. (A PnP RPG To Play Online) Wow! Just everyone I know became members of that site in about a minute! I didn't even think that was possible! Help me win my friends back!

Sometimes, I play with cardboard boxes and pretend that I'm throwing stuffed elephants out the back of a DC-10 as I fly over Africa and all the little children are thanking me and I can see them somehow because my binoculars which I had custom made in Malta can see through clouds.
Unfortunately, this cannot be played online. I suggest fucking a faust.

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66. (Video Game Name Generator Game)

In Search of Disco Pro:

A monstrous disease, spreading from the east, has already killed half a million men, and transported home by our brave boys, has taken afoot in England too.
You play as Dr Cecil Kinley, the new infectious disease specialist for the Royal London Hospital, as you travel around the slums and ghettos of 1920's London and Birmingham, offering some scant comfort to those too pus ridden to survive the night, while similarly trying to avoid catching the flu yourself (You won't). Features a full day and night cycle, complete pustule simulation in real time, revolutionary smog physics and a crushing sense of apathy and dismay.

Special edition featuring new Disco Pro mode! If you can find the hidden Disco Pro in each district, you'll receive a 10% boost to your immune system and a new "Funky Doctor" outfit. Keep that quarantine boppin!

67. (Mass effect 3 Music) Unfortunately I've been a bit of a busy betty when it came to sourcing out Mass Effect 3 sounds. Unfortunately, my efforts ended in failure, but thanks to the miracle of glass reverberation and curved spoons, I have almost entirely recreated what it might sound like if it was only played on glass with spoons, but we don't know for sure that that isn't the case, do we?

Besides, Clint Mansell is not a closet transvestite, unless he never gets up to it in a whole year, and that's how much I know Clint Mansell, because I am a society man, who gets up and gives the world what's coming to it. Hopefully, when he presses the on button, the desk won't descend into a screaming maw if he wants to adjust his EQ settings, which I hope he never does. BRING IT IN RAW

68. (Question About Asexuality) I suggested one day that I might actually have two beings inside me one of them who I never met but seems to control the functions lower than my esophagus and one of them who is me, and the one who is below seems to not have time for the finer things in life so I am left bereft of any meaningful rumptie-too, if you know what I mean.

I had a man with qualifications tell me I was a terrible thing, but he never took the time to tell me what the problem was, despite the fact spondulicks were quite clearly exchanged long before. I will try again, and again, until I know which way it goes.

69. (Sony Renames PlayStation Network) I really hope Lorna Devlin has to say something about this. I find when I have to rename things in my house, I lose time, even days because I can't cope with differences in my minds eye over protracted periods of time.

I can never make myself date a man with a Japanese first name, so how do I expect myself to cope with this comparatively minor example? Do I need to join the booze queues? I don't think so, I hope that Sony realizes how wrong they are in making such a rash decision and refund everything to me.

70. (Obscure and old games you'd like to see get an HD re-release)
Bizzy Bitzy: Rise of the Nega-Bees was a game that no one ever played because it was released on the day of the fall of the Berlin wall. It was set to take the console market by storm with its innovative true honey system and complete lack of sound.
I think a HD re-release would guarantee peace in Europe.

71. (Justin Bieber)
Sometimes I felt like I had to have a big crimson wank that left the curtains gory and the wife all fucked up, like. Then I heard about this Justin, and he touched my soul. Every time I listen to his voice, I see a new wife in front of me.
I traveled to Belfast in order to meet a monk who knew the secret of the Time Zone replacement who had become my existence by constantly being my new wife until I could settle on a new agreement that me and Mr Monk collectively agreed be banging and I hoped that in time legal means would develop themselves to isolate my head from Jussy,
who knew exactly how much time he had on his hands the moments I felt the first stirrings of divine pregnancy around that table. I had high hopes for Sandra, and I'm dead now, because of you Jus. Because of you.

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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS GUY

I know there will be resistance early on, but soon enough you'll all become happy, like me, and realize that when you just let go of the reins of power, all the tinny sounds of nostalgia come worming back into your life, and you have to kill those worms, because you're a new man now.

But don't worry about me, I'll get you there, if you read my words, I'll help get you there, because that's what I do. I can help you.

72. (Does anyone know why Killzone 1 STILL isn't on the PS store?)

FINAL POST EVER

I hated metal on metal, so I left the yard, and began to search for a new way of simulating drowning ants in metal shavings, which was the only way to achieve conclusion in those prehistoric times.

Unfortunately, technology had not advanced to the point where advanced insectoid death simulators were widely available for anyone but the Turkish army so instead I played Mortal Combat until my eyes bled and atrophied from the strain of staying open for 238 consecutive hours so I tore them out and replaced them with mirrors connected directly to my spinal column by means of hair pins.

This enabled me to gain a crude awareness of my surroundings, however, the resulting trauma to my frontal lobes caused me to descend into a savage beast of a man who beat his sister while naked and upstanding in order to achieve conclusion and constantly played on the fruits from the most fruitful of all our industries. My family soon learned to fear me and fear my insatiable lust for raw ham and violent sodomy.

In order to placate me, they fed signals of the Jak and Daxter soundtrack backwards, in order that it might inhibit my motor functions. While sitting in enforced paralysis, I developed a love for the game that was sourly destroyed after I found out it was a midget simulator with an old green tree head and colourful idiot levels. I set out to kill myself in the most elaborate way possible, and have not yet succeeded.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:09 am

And to celebrate the end of this series, does anyone have any suggestions for other sites I can pull this on?

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Furburt wrote:And to celebrate the end of this series, does anyone have any suggestions for other sites I can pull this on?
TGWTG, The Spoony Experiment and Newgrounds.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:01 pm

Grand, I'll register for one or all of them soon. My plan is to make about 20-30 normal posts, lay low for a couple of days and then unlease the lunacy.

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Right, I have accounts on all those sites. Now comes the boring part of acting normal for a short while.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:04 pm

Well, that got weird really fast. Sorry Xandy.

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Post by Xandy on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:11 pm

Sorry about what?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:13 pm

Oh shit, I didn't link it. Thought I did.

http://www.mlpfimforums.com/t200p300-pictures-of-you#13397

Yeah.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:18 pm

Lol.

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Post by Xandy on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:54 pm

"ha you actually kind of look like the horse"

Fucking pony-fucking cunt I will cut you

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Post by Furburt on Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:10 pm

I'm glad you're more angry at them than at me.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:37 pm

Well presented, concise, and engaging.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:11 pm

the lord came home from the wars today and pleasured me twice with his boots on

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