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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by NightSwimming on Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:37 am

One, sir. And I let it sit for ages after the first sip, because it's always a tad too hot. Then I forget about it. Then I remember. And I drink the whole damn cup of cold coffee. All of it.

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:33 am

NightSwimming wrote:One, sir. And I let it sit for ages after the first sip, because it's always a tad too hot. Then I forget about it. Then I remember. And I drink the whole damn cup of cold coffee. All of it.
Maybe you should turn the kettle off sooner.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:58 pm

Walked past someone earlier this week and heard this little gem

"And then her breastmilk arced up in the air. It was all silvery"


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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist on coming along and putting things in it
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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:35 am

I imagine you'll like this Alasdair.


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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:33 am

Shaun Curtis is a fucking fag.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:36 am

Haha, good job. He is.

He is far worse than you could possibly imagine from his facebook page.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:32 am

Someone you know then?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:57 pm

Yeah. Younger brother of one of my best friends.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:27 pm

He needs to get laid.

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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:52 pm

Tesla would rape him within an inch of his life with a tesla coil.

To quote Benjamin Franklin in such matters

"The Lightning Rod is my SECOND most famous rod..."

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by Walnutman on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:01 am

" SomeBodi Just Comment'd &&Saydd Ihf Iht Was Ah White Person Iht Wulda Been Kool, &&Iht Kinda Made Mhe Madd, Cause Dhtsz Ah Damn Lieeeee, Zimmerman Wulda Been Lock'd Uhp Ihf Trayvon Was Whitee, Hell They Prolly Wulda Kill'd Zimmerman Ihf He Wulda Kill'd Ah White Boyy, SOO Go SomeWea Wit All Dht . "

From random on one of those "like to show support" pics on facebook.

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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:45 pm

If you had told me that was some weird dialect of German I would have believed you.

Sh*t ain't English, yo.

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by Guest on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:55 pm

Wouldn't be surprised if it was a fake made to criticise black people.

Also wouldn't be surprised if it was real.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:59 pm

It's fake.

Niggers don't use capital letters unless it's ALLCAPS.

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Post by NightSwimming on Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:03 am

Also nobody puts 'h's in between words. That's too smart for the people who write like that all the time.

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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by Pararaptor on Mon May 14, 2012 1:15 pm

I asked my friend which film had Russell Crowe as a skinhead in it.

"The Outsiders".
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Post by Guest on Mon May 14, 2012 1:26 pm

Romper Stomper if you haven't googled it yet. Decent film, weird ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzcB3czyJVk&feature=relmfu

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu May 17, 2012 1:00 pm

Shit, I have a friend I skype all the time with who laughs like a crazy person.
She'll get right into retarded stuff (like she was once googling pictures of geese) and start laughing her ass off, sounding like a mental patient out of a movie.

I felt like I was in a madhouse, her playing the Spiderman 2 pizza delivery music in insane mirth.
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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by Pararaptor on Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:24 am

My brother recently got a gaming computer and forgot his password.

His solution? "Let's sell it and use the money to buy a new one."
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Re: Shit My Everyone Says

Post by Guest on Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:12 am

Pararaptor wrote:My brother recently got a gaming computer and forgot his password.

His solution? "Let's sell it and use the money to buy a new one."
lol cant you just re-install the OS?

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:38 am

He lost the CD. Or in his words, "it didn't come with one".

Yesterday before class we were standing outside the school theatre talking to the teacher. One of my friends wasn't paying attention, instead thinking about the parent-teacher interviews we'd just had.
Now this teacher had said before that she'd never met this girl's dad, and he'd finally come to the parent-teacher interview.
She realises this and exclaims loudly "Oh, you met my father!"
The teacher was explaining to us about the flasher in the school park.
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