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Post by Xandy on Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:42 am

What's the worst war movie you've seen? For me it's got to be a tie between Enemy at the Gates and Passchendale.

The former starts out as a sweet Eastern Front film, then turns into a boring sniper movie, then turns into an incredibly shitty romance story with a retarded love triangle and melodrama.

The latter is a Canadian war film that has only two battles scenes, which are the only good scenes in entire movie, which are conveniently located at the very end and very beginning of the movie, and combined are a mere ten minutes long. The rest of the movie is pointless drama and faux-symbolism.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:06 am

Enemy at the gates as well for me, I still plan on shooting it with my mosin.

Had an argument with it over my stepmother. I stated that romance bullshit had no place in war films, she disagreed and thus began some of the most retarded things to ever fall out of her mouth.

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Post by Xandy on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:46 am

They sad thing about that film is that the whole romance story is more likely to have actually historically occurred than the sniper duel.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:53 am

Romance in war films just pisses me off in general, and anyone in favor of them is retarded, case in point, my stepmother.

She also liked Pearl Harbour because of the whore nurse who had the hard decision of choosing between nearly identical men to fuck/marry/date that took up half the movie.

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Post by Pararaptor on Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:41 am

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

I've been thinking lately though, most of the films I consider terrible I watched before I actually started enjoying really bad films. I don't know if that's quite enough to get me to watch this film though, but I might give AvP another shot.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:01 am

Black Hawk Down, that movie was fucking appalling.

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Post by Walnutman on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:34 am

@Kharloth: Don't you think that war can bloom on the battlefield?



Pearl Harbour, if that counts, or Behind Enemy Lines. The only thing I liked about the second one was one of the bad guys was Niko from GTA 4.

EDIT: Also, GI Jane.

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Re: Bad War Films

Post by Furburt on Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:54 am



Dull.



Very dull.

Also, not a film, but the series Over There about Americans in Iraq is the most pandering bullshit I've ever seen. Generation Kill blows it right out of the water.

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Re: Bad War Films

Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:38 am

The Expendables...

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