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Post by SASSAFRA on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:31 am

HEY U GUYS WERE FROM ESCAPIST LOL Y DID U LEAVE ZERO PUNCTUATION IS SOOO FUNNY

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:39 am

>implying I will buy into your zionist lies.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:31 pm

Hi Zandus

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:47 pm

Hi Hubilub

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:49 pm

You aren't fooling anybody Zandus

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:52 pm

I thought it was Xandus... Sandus.... Sandhearse?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:53 pm

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOT

OR A RETARD

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:55 pm

>implying it's me

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:59 pm

Oh no I meant I thought your name was Xandus?

How is meant to be spelt?

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:04 pm

It's threads like these that are tearing our community apart.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:05 pm

It's spelled Zandus

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:06 pm

Xandus is a bot retard.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:06 pm

IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU XANDUS THAT ARE TEARING US APART! YOU ARE TEARING US APART.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:09 pm

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART FABIAN

ohai mark.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:11 pm

Fuck you all! I'm sick of this stupid site with its bullshit moderation and crappy community. I'm leaving this forum and never coming back!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:13 pm

- nobody cares -

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:14 pm

Fine leave, you'll miss us and our sexy odors more than we'll miss yours.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:14 pm

I MISS HIM

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:16 pm

WE CANNOT MAINTAIN OUR ETHNIC DIVERSITY WITHOUT YOU.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET A NIGGER XANDUS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? A BIG LIPPED APE RUNING THIS SITE FOR EVERYONE, STEALING OUR MONEY AND RAPING THE FEMALE USERS?

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:17 pm

Milky you're Australian so I have a problem with you!

Why the fuck do I have to open my Fosters Gold with a Kangaroo Scrotum bottle opener?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:18 pm

@Xandy: Au revoire, dumbkopf.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:19 pm

PayJ wrote:Milky you're Australian so I have a problem with you!

Why the fuck do I have to open my Fosters Gold with a Kangaroo Scrotum bottle opener?
FUCK FOSOOOOOSSOSSOSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS

DRINK CARLTON COLD, OR TOOHEYS, OR ANYTHING ELSE


BUT NOT XXXX OR VB, THEY'RE EVEN WORSE

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:20 pm

FOSTURS, STRALAYN FUR BEEEER

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:21 pm

I have literally never seen an Australian drink Fosters, not once. I had it for the first time in England.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:21 pm

AND IT TASTED
LIKE AN ARSEHOLE

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:21 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:
PayJ wrote:Milky you're Australian so I have a problem with you!

Why the fuck do I have to open my Fosters Gold with a Kangaroo Scrotum bottle opener?
FUCK FOSOOOOOSSOSSOSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS

DRINK CARLTON COLD, OR TOOHEYS, OR ANYTHING ELSE


BUT NOT XXXX OR VB, THEY'RE EVEN WORSE
What's wrong with Fosters? I only bought it because it was 5.09 for 4 Red Stripes. FUCK THAT!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:23 pm

It's bad and gay. Good beer:




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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:25 pm

Never had it. If I ever come Aussie you'll have to show me all the beers.

Also 6 bottles for 5 pounds is a fine deal.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:27 pm

Furburt wrote:@Xandy: Au revoire, dumbkopf.

Now I'm going to stay just because you said that.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:28 pm

I demand you come here immediately. English beer is cunt, same applies for the rest of the UK and Ireland. Drank real ale and Guinness the whole time I was over there.
Am keen to go around the world and drink all the beer, see if any can compete. Next stop, Germany.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:30 pm

I've had a considerable about of their beer. None of it is anywhere near to Red Stripe but it's 1000000000000000x better than Carling.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:32 pm

I must investigate Red Stripe.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:32 pm

My review didn't instantly make you buy it?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:35 pm

It did, but I forgot about it

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:38 pm

That's not good enough. I need to do my carlsberg review, anyone know how I could upload my spoken rant online and post it here?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:43 pm

Put it into windows movie maker and upload it to you tube.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:44 pm

Oh yeah, never thought of that. I'll do it at the weekend if I get the time.

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