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Post by PayJ on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:05 am

Next up Carl's Bert's Export.

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:17 pm

Just read this. If Red Stripe blew your mind, I've got scads of beers I could recommend that are better. Not that Red Stripe is bad, it's actually pretty good, it's just that there's better lagers around. If you can get pretty much anything made by the Sierra Nevada brewing company where you live, try it, you won't regret it. For that matter, some of Sam Adams' seasonal brews are better than red Stripe.
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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:20 pm

I'll take a look but good lager is entirely subjective.

Also did noone like doing my opinion of carlsberg review as a tragedy?

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Post by LordCuthberton on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:51 pm

Joey I was just confused. I was also drunk, so a mixture of the two.

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Post by PayJ on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:00 pm

Probably just one of those things that only makes sense to the writer.

The message I was trying to convey is that:

Carlsberg is worse than finding out your best friend is fucking a girl that's better than the only birthday party you'll ever get.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:40 pm

I enjoyed it, being partially seized at the time. The Carlsberg idea was lost on me... Still... CARRY ON OLD CHAP!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:49 pm

I was tremendously stoned when I read it, struggled and gave up.

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Post by PayJ on Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:07 pm



If Goldy Locks was an alcoholic prostitute and instead of wildlife hassling bitch I imagine she would find this beer just right. Carlsberg really have produced the ultimate trio. They have the tough guy Special Brew. The weak detritus Carlsberg and the happy medium Carlsberg Export. It's a very common beer so you won't have any trouble getting it at your local watering hole and even less trouble finding bottles or cans.

Not much can be said for the taste. It's damn standard no special qualities to it at all but there lies the genius. It's easy to drink all night long and at 5% it's just right.

All I can really say is it's a damn good beer and you can't go wrong with it.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:29 am

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If Goldy Locks was an alcoholic prostitute and instead of wildlife hassling bitch I imagine she would find this beer just right.

A very Jeremy Clarkson sentence there Joey.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:30 am

Yeah I'll do Budwheener.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:34 am

You dare slander it and I'll make an example of you, you blagard!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:39 pm

Heineken too. That shit rocks.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:46 pm



HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:47 pm

PAAAAAABST BLUUUUUUUE RIBBOOOON

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:47 pm

No but seriously Heineken rocks and PBR is shit tier dog piss.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:48 pm

I assume, based on the kinds of people who drink it.

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Post by PayJ on Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:43 pm



Only thing I can think of when someone mentions Heineken.

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:22 am

Milky suggested this:

I suggest this:

MB is much, much worse compared to VB.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:27 am

You reckon?

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Post by NightSwimming on Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:51 am

Undeniably, yes.

Also, my initials are VB. My middle name starts with M. VB, MB. I lose.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 5:05 pm

Tried a pint of Red Stripe.

What's the big deal? It only had a slight twang after each mouthful. Nothing to sing to the heavens about.

Although compared to a Coors Light which I also tried? It blows it away.

Coors Light is bland and boring. VAN DAMME YOU SOLD OUT

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 01, 2012 5:07 pm

Ah it's completely personal taste. I had a kid say to me that "Red Stripe is just a cheap Budweiser" if his opinion mattered to me it would have rustled my jimmies.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 5:18 pm

We as always it's subjective.

I am tempted to get a can and eat a Reggae Reggae meal for kicks.

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 01, 2012 5:20 pm

What's your favourite beer then?

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 5:28 pm

You know this. Budwieser.

However on pub nights, bottle wise I'll go for a Despardo's! and pint wise I mix it up.

But drinking in homes and BBQ's? Always need a Bud nearby.

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 01, 2012 5:34 pm

I did know that, don't know why I asked. I've always found Desperado's hideously sweet.

I've gotten into drinking alot of Guinness at my local recently. I like it and I'm so sick of drinking Kronenberg.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 5:49 pm

Good drink when you haven't eaten much.

Coincidently I have like 5 cans of Draught left over in my room from Paddy's day.

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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 01, 2012 5:49 pm

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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 01, 2012 5:51 pm

Henners do you always take alcohol during a special occasion and save it for sometime else or is it just a coincidence that you always have beer that either doesn't belong to you or that particular time frame?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue May 01, 2012 5:54 pm

Rum is still king

God I love that drink. Whiskey and Vodka are great too.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 6:02 pm

@Khar-Khar: Still got a quart of Grants left!

@Benji: Not that I think about the system much, but I usually take any that's lying about and save it for later that night or the next occasion. However, house parties are few and far between because it's just cheaper and easier to go to the pub.

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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 01, 2012 6:44 pm

I'M SORRY, MY GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER FOR THREE DAYS AND WE SPENT ALL THE TIME HAVING SEX AND LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC

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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 01, 2012 6:45 pm

Which is to say we listened to classical music and did nothing else

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Post by PayJ on Tue May 01, 2012 6:50 pm

Damn I was about to bro-fist you. What composers did you listen to?

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Post by Hubilub on Tue May 01, 2012 6:55 pm

Ebba likes to listen to various Baroque music, so we listened to a whole slew of different compositions, one made by King Lionheart himself!

And don't worry, Pappajay, you may brofist me. I only lied when I said nothing else.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 01, 2012 8:44 pm

Komrade Kharloth wrote:Rum is still king

God I love that drink. Whiskey and Vodka are great too.

This although elephant cream is a close second.


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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue May 01, 2012 10:03 pm

What the fuck is Elephant Cream?

Some strange incarnation of Baileys?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue May 01, 2012 10:10 pm

Nobody knows. Some say it is made from fermented elephant dung. Others suggest that it formed from only the sweetest of elephant milk.

Despite the scarce information surrounding the beverage itself, I can inform you it tastes like Baileys and custard.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue May 01, 2012 10:17 pm

That'd be awesome with coffee.

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