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Post by Hubilub on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:19 pm

THIS SHOW IS FUCKEN SHIT

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Post by Xandy on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:26 pm

As soon as Egoraptor leaves everyone will stop watching.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Hubilub on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:42 pm

So Egoraptor is the only one competent enough to actually work in the gaming industry, but they treat him like shit because he doesn't have more than 14 trophies

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Post by Hubilub on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:42 pm

Xandy wrote:As soon as Egoraptor leaves everyone will stop watching.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by LordCuthberton on Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:33 pm

Whuuuurt is this

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Hubilub on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:14 pm

LordCuthberton wrote:Whuuuurt is this
The tester is a shitty top-model-esque elimination show with HILARIOUS stereotype characters (black guy from the "Ghetto", 4-5 women whose only character traits are "IAMGIRLANDIPLAYVIDEUGARMERS", a pathetic fat nerd, some "cool" guy who knows stuff about games (WHICH YOU DON'T EXPECT BECAUSE HE'S NOT FAT DURR) and some other boring people.

Egoraptor is fucking hilarious. He made the Awesome Series.

He got voted into the third season. He was almost eliminated in the first episode because they treated him like shit.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:30 pm

Reality Tv is always shit, no matter what the gimmick or theme of the programme is.

Besides, being a video game tester is like entry level stuff. Why bother apply in an awfully degrading and humiliating way?

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:32 pm

Because you'll get a bunch of consoles and games as free prices, and this season you also win a car and a job as assistant producer at Santa Monica Studios.

Egoraptor originally only applied to have fun and get a larger audience, which the judges then went on and raved about how "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SHOW SRSLY". Then he explained that he really fucking wants that producer job and they gave him a second chance

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 pm

But to be honest, what do any of them know about producing?

I'd feel pretty ticked off if I was climbing a corporate ladder and some bastard got my dream job because he managed to a different silly challenge for 8 weeks.

Not to mention the fact that this Egorapter - however funny he may be - he looks like he's an early adult and I would claim he isn't the best candidate for the job. Nor is the blubber-built bald bubbly black bastard. Or the goth girl. Or any of them.

I only got 3 minutes in before I shut down the window.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Hubilub on Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:47 pm

Egoraptor is actually by far the most competent in Video Gaming.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:01 pm

Being competent is not what the job is all about. In the context of testing a video game, I would have thought it's more about being obsessive and trying every combination of sequence looking for breaks and bugs rather than efficiently capable and skilled enough to beat the game on whole.

It doesn't help that he has a very punchable face.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:22 pm

No, I don't mean he's the best at playing video games. He has the most knowledge about how games function, about what they need, about how the industry works, etc. etc.

He has knowledge beyond just playing them

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:27 pm

Shoot.

I will admit all I know about him is that he's a former Newsgrounds forum member turned contributor due to animated shorts that parody video games.

Nothing on that background screams insider knowledge.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:54 pm

I loved how in the first episode they were accusing Ego of not taking the show seriously (while having all the "contestants" sticking their head in a bunch of cockroaches).

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:04 pm

I wouldn't take it seriously.

I'd ask where Alan Sugar is.

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Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:04 am

I don't take Reality TV serious.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:12 am



It can be entertaining at times.

But game related internet reality Tv? Fuck that rubbish.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Autism on Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:55 pm

hey its egoraptor from newgrounds

that was prety awesome

METAL GEAR awesome that is XD
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Post by Guest on Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:57 pm

Autism wrote:hey its egoraptor from newgrounds

that was prety awesome

METAL GEAR awesome that is XD
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Post by LordCuthberton on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:13 pm

stinkychops wrote:
Autism wrote:hey its egoraptor from newgrounds

that was prety awesome

METAL GEAR awesome that is XD
Is that satirical?

I'm calling it out as a bad joke.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:15 pm

Oh yeah, I couldn't remember if there was a thread on this or not.
Egoraptor gon get eliminated, if he hasn't already.
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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Guest on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:33 pm

Who is this Jewish guy talking gangsta. Not to be racist but he's fucking annoying. I can force myself to accept maybe the black guy is genuine but that fat greasy haired guy is hilarious.

I hope egoraptor wins, the others seem too 'hollywood'.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:34 pm

I fucking love Egoraptor, Sequelitis is absolutely perfect.

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Re: The Tester Season 3

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:00 am

stinkychops wrote:I hope egoraptor wins, the others seem too 'hollywood'.
What I said about Egoraptor wasn't a prediction, Wikipedia has the results a little early.
He's already been eliminated.
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Post by Autism on Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:38 am

thats the que to stop watching
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