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Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:14 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Name_of_the_King_2

"Uwe Boll has confirmed that the film will have a time travel story where Dolph Lundgren will play a former military officer who is attacked by ninjas and sent through a time vortex where he gets stuck in medieval times. Boll has also gone on to confirm that a dragon will be included in the film."

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:22 pm

"Could this be the best movie ever?"

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"Uwe Boll"

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:23 pm

Don't be dissin' Boll! He's gotten much better at making films! Furburt can confirm it

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Xandy on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:23 pm

I'm still waiting for them to release Tyrannosaurus Sex.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Furburt on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:24 pm

His films are great fun stoned.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Xandy on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:25 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/

Wait this is ACTUALLY REAL, HOLY FUCK

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:41 pm



Oh, god this is fucking hilarous.

Edit: Goddamit, wrong thread.

Still funny though.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:57 pm

@Kharloth: That was awesome.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:02 pm

Xandy wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/

Wait this is ACTUALLY REAL, HOLY FUCK
I FUCKING KNOOOOW

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:03 pm

Downloading now. EXCITED

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Furburt on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:07 pm

@Kharloth: Fuck Ron Paul, he should be president.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:13 pm

IMMA WHIP IRAQ, AND IMMA WHIP AFGHANISTAN, IMMA WHIPITWHIPITWHIPITWHIPIT

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:34 pm

BEST MOVIE EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Starts of with Dolph Lundgren choking a black dude in front of a bunch of kids

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:15 pm

I fucking love Uwe Boll.

There I said it.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:21 pm

Did he direct Rampage? I have vague memories that me and furb watched that. What I remember was good.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:23 pm

Yeah, Rampage was really good I thought.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:25 pm

I have hazzy images of alot of brutal murders committed with an assault rifle and an Uzi. That's about all I remember of it.


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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:25 pm

Also wearing power armor

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Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:53 pm

PayJ wrote:I have hazzy images of alot of brutal murders committed with an assault rifle and an Uzi. That's about all I remember of it.

That's pretty much it.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:03 pm

I wished I understood Reservoir Dogs as well.

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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:22 am

What's not to understand?
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Re: Could this be the best movie ever?

Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:31 am

He was very stoned at that point.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:42 am

Bless his boots

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Post by PayJ on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:46 am

Furb we'll have to re-watch that and crank 2. I want to see the puppet fight again!

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:41 am

Indeed.

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