BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

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BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

Post by Xandy on Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:49 pm

From directors Quentin Tarantino and Michael Bay comes a intense, action-packed romantic dramatic thrill-ride. See passions bloom and ships explode in their new movie Tyrannosaurus Sex.

As the world celebrates his breakthrough in genetics, Noble Peace Prize winning scientist Max Smart (Bruce Campbell) prepares to bring back to life the world's first dinosaur. However the experiment goes haywire, and the T-Rex brought back to life (voiced by Peter Cullen) becomes sentient, 100-feet tall and extremely horny. After destroying the military research base it is being held in, it escapes and takes Max's wife Jennifer (Natalie Portman) to be his sex slave. Having creating this monster in the first place, Max Smart heads out to destroy it. At his side is the wisecracking Jon Wi Long (Steven Seagal), a Chinese monk trained in the arts of Ju-Jitsu and his sworn butler. To take down the mutated dinosaur he also seeks the assistance of military leaders Colonel Black Shadow (Samuel L. Jackson) and Major Pain (Clint Eastwood). However, rogue agent of the Spetsnaz (Nicholas Cage) along with his two sensei (played by Alan Rickman and James Earl Jones) seek to control the freak dinosaur and use it to conquer the free world.

Produced by Peter Jackson with a script by George Lucas and a soundtrack by the Wu-Tang Clan, Tyrannosaurus Sex is guaranteed to deliver thrills, chills, fierce fights, rockin' romances and a shocking ending nobody will see coming! Will Max save the woman of his life from being boned by a dinosaur, or bite the dust before he can?

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Re: BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

Post by Furburt on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:46 am

As long as the ending is 20 straight minutes of Steven Seagal being fucked to death by T. Sex, while Bruce Campbell is too convulsed with laughter to help him.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:50 pm

OMG CANT WAIT FOR DIS TO CUM OUT!!!!

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Re: BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:15 pm

Zhahndii wrote:[i]From directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer comes a hilarious, joke-packed romzomcomdom thrill-ride. See hilarity ensure and references made in their new movie Genre Movie.

Produced by someone with a script personally defecated by Friedberg himself and a soundtrack by The Big Pink, Genre Movie is guaranteed to deliver laughs, loughs, liguhs, leughs and a plot!

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Re: BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

Post by Desert Warrior on Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:18 pm

You had me at Nic Cage.

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Re: BEST MOVIE OR BESTEST MOVIE

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:40 am

Is it good enough to play on SBS? (any foreign language rape scenes?)

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