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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:46 pm

Mitt Romney

Would reduce the corporate income tax rate, cut "non-security discretionary spending" by 5% and "tear down the vast edifice of regulations the Obama Administration has imposed on the economy"
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul, even though it is conceptually similar to a plan he support in Massachusetts; would encourage individuals to purchase their own health insurance rather than rely on their employers
Would make English the official language of the US and "turn off the magnets like tuition breaks or other breaks that draw people into this country illegally"
"It's worth working with the insurgents in the country to encourage regime change in the country. And if all else fails, if after all the work we've done there's nothing else we can do besides take military action then of course you take military action. It is unacceptable for Iran to have a nuclear weapon"
Would defend a US law barring federal recognition of same-sex marriages; supports allowing states to ban abortion

Rick Perry

Would cap federal spending at 18% of GDP, which the campaign says is the average since 1960, and replace the complicated income tax code with a 20% flat rate
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul
Has been criticised for his support in Texas for offering children of illegal immigrants the same low university tuition rates as native-born Texans; has suggested using Predator Drones to patrol the US-Mexico border; says a fence along the entire border "does not make sense"
Would deploy thousands of soldiers to the US border with Mexico
Supports a "human life amendment" to the US constitution and an amendment barring same-sex marriage

Herman Cain
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"9-9-9" plan calls for a flat 9% individual income tax, a 9% corporate income tax, and a 9% national sales tax
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul
"We should secure the border for real, and it would be a combination of a fence, technology, as well as possibly boots on the ground for some of the more dangerous areas"
"The first thing that I would do is to assist the opposition movement in Iran, that's trying to overthrow the regime"; Would deploy warships to the Persian Gulf
"I believe in life from conception, period. No exceptions. I believe that marriage is between one man and one woman and... I would have asked the Department of Justice to enforce the Defense of Marriage Act"

Michele Bachmann
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Would reduce corporate income tax rates; opposes increases in the US debt limit
Would replace Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul with a system of individual health insurance plans
Calls for a fence along the entire US-Mexico border and will "enforce" English as the official language of the US government
"We have a President who devalues the special relationship with our most trusted ally, Britain, even as he bows to kings, bends to dictators, bumbles with reset buttons, and babies radical Islamists"
Strongly opposes same-sex marriage and is fiercely anti-abortion

Ron Paul

Would veto any "unbalanced" budget; refuse to raise the US borrowing limit; and eliminate the income, capital gains, and estate taxes, and cut $1tr (�633.6m) from the annual federal budget
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul; "the answer to it is turn it back over to the patient and the doctor relationship with medical savings accounts"
Would "abolish the welfare state" to discourage illegal immigration and end automatic citizenship for everyone born in the US
Openly questions his rivals' aggressive talk on Iran and calls concerns about Iran's nuclear programme "propaganda" aimed at building support for another US war
Supports allowing states to ban abortion and legislation "defining life as beginning at conception"; supports policy measures to facilitate homeschooling

Jon Huntsman


Would eliminate the current system of income tax deductions and credits and lower individual and corporate tax rates; would eliminate capital gains taxes
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul, then consult with governers on a replacement, and says "we need to do a better job in harmonizing medical records"
Has said it would be unrealistic to deport all 12m estimated illegal aliens in the US
Questions the "ill-advised counterinsurgency campaign" in Afghanistan; calls for a "sober-minded" assessment of US commitments abroad
Supports same-sex civil unions, but says: "I stand tall and proud for traditional marriage. You can't re-open the definition of marriage, that would not be a good thing"; favours a constitutional ban on abortion

Newt Gingrich


Would make permanent Bush-era individual income tax cuts; eliminate the capital gains tax; reduce the corporate income tax rate; and establish an "optional" 15% flat income tax
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul and offer in its place tax benefits to encourage the purchase of private health insurance
Would make English the official language of the US and favours "100% control" of the US-Mexico border
Calls for "maximum covert operations" to disrupt the Iranian nuclear programme
Pledges to grant home-schooling parents access to tax-payer funded extracurricular activities; website vows to "protect the frail, infirm and the elderly from the state's arbitrary decision to terminate life"

Rick Santorum

Calls for a 0% tax on the manufacturing industry and on repatriated corporate profits earned overseas
Would repeal Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare overhaul and has said: "I was always for having the government out of the health care business and for a bottom-up, consumer-driven healthcare"
Would penalise employers who hire illegal immigrants
"We should be working with Israel right now to do what they did in Syria, what they did in Iraq, which is take out that nuclear capability before the next explosion we hear in Iran is a nuclear one and then the world changes"
Would push for a constitutional amendment barring same-sex marriage; while a senator, was a prominent anti-abortion voice

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15949571

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!

I don't like Obama much but dear god. Is there a single man there who is not an unbelievable douchebag? Every single one, seems reasonable at first then BAM illegalise abortion BAM co-operate with Israel BAM Attack Iran 'covertly' (FUCKING STUPID! IT AIN'T EXACTLY COVERT IF YOU PUT IT IN OUR FUCKING AGENDA!) Also do they strike anyone else as 99% Anti-Mexican?

So who are you supporting? Who might actually win?(If say they don't all die thanks to our great lords, The Finn Family Moomintrolls.

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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:51 pm

"Who are you supporting"

Ron Paul

"Who might actually win"

Probably Mitt Romney.

Also: Ron Paul, while he belives Israel has the right to defend itself as sovreign nation (against agression, rather than percieved threats) and wants to end the US's coddling of Israel.

And he'd get fuck all votes if he was openly pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage, he doesn't want to ban it per say, he wants to end government recognition of marriage, allowing them to get married in a pro-gay church or whatever.


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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:52 pm

Saw that today.

Huntsman is the only one that seems relatively sane until you see "favours a constitutional ban on abortion".

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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Alkaline on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:53 pm

Komrade Kharloth wrote:"Who are you supporting"

Ron Paul

"Who might actually win"

Probably Mitt Romney.

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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:02 am

I agree with the Israel attitude but by no means can I agree with "abolish the welfare state" and I know he has to talk big but his claims RE: the budget seem ambitious to say the least...

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:05 am

I don't think it'd be "President now, no more welfare checks for anyone", I think he'd try and phase it out slowly, trying to create jobs by cutting taxes (encouraging more buisness to the states) and slowly ending dependency on the government by providing jobs and slowly removing benefits .

Suddenly ending however, is a fucking retarded idea that will just cause massive unrest/destabilzation/economic fuckery.

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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:11 am

It's even funnier because he hates gays.

I lol'd when I saw it on the Colbert Report earlier today.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:12 am

Komrade Kharloth wrote:I don't think it'd be "President now, no more welfare checks for anyone", I think he'd try and phase it out slowly, trying to create jobs by cutting taxes (encouraging more buisness to the states) and slowly ending dependency on the government by providing jobs and slowly removing benefits .

Suddenly ending however, is a fucking retarded idea that will just cause massive unrest/destabilzation/economic fuckery.

Even long term, I disagree. But that's mostly because of the cuts over here. And the general hatred fo the cunts in the coalition. IT's always snip snip snip with that lot. Generally, makes things a hell of a lot worse for those that actually need the money/support the welfare state provides.

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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Alkaline on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:13 am

Yep, I already knew of that. Smile

Wasn't that coined as a response though?

Also:

>That feel when all of this goes so far over your head that it's pretty much breached foreign airspace at this point
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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:18 am

I'm for Ron Paul.

I just really want someone who'll change things around. I don't care about if it's for better or for worse, because I don't live in America


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Re: Republican Rumble Royale

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:19 am

"In 2010 he offered to take the website down if Santorum donated US$5 million to Freedom to Marry, a group advocating legal recognition of same-sex marriages."

"In September 2011, (Santorum) asked Google to remove the definition from its search engine index. Google refused, claiming that it would compromise the integrity of its search results."

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Even Google hates you moin freunde!

Alky: What do you mean by coined? It was done by some columnist who ran a competition to find the most offensive definition of the dudes name after Santorum came across as a dick in an interview.

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Post by Alkaline on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:21 am

Mr. T.J. Wiggles wrote:Alky: What do you mean by coined? It was done by some columnist who ran a competition to find the most offensive definition of the dudes name after Santorum came across as a dick in an interview.
They created that double entendre as a response to that interview?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:24 am

Alkaline wrote:
Mr. T.J. Wiggles wrote:Alky: What do you mean by coined? It was done by some columnist who ran a competition to find the most offensive definition of the dudes name after Santorum came across as a dick in an interview.
They created that double entendre as a response to that interview?

Oh I see... YEAAAAAASSSSSSS! :mac:

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:34 am

Mr. T.J. Wiggles wrote:
Komrade Kharloth wrote:I don't think it'd be "President now, no more welfare checks for anyone", I think he'd try and phase it out slowly, trying to create jobs by cutting taxes (encouraging more buisness to the states) and slowly ending dependency on the government by providing jobs and slowly removing benefits .

Suddenly ending however, is a fucking retarded idea that will just cause massive unrest/destabilzation/economic fuckery.

Even long term, I disagree. But that's mostly because of the cuts over here. And the general hatred fo the cunts in the coalition. IT's always snip snip snip with that lot. Generally, makes things a hell of a lot worse for those that actually need the money/support the welfare state provides.


True, however most of the cuts (as far as I can see) occur during times of economic recession (the government needs to save money too), with no jobs and lesser benefits, no doubt it fucks around the populace who rely on those benefits.

However, if it happened if there was a booming economy, I think it would be more beneficial (those who want jobs have the opportunity, those who don't want to are put under financial pressure to get jobs)

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:22 pm

They're all prats

But to be frank Obama's getting on my nerves. I want to like him, I want to agree with him, I want to support him and argue in his favour but GOOD GRAVY the man is DULL - he DOES nothing, he SAYS nothing and as of late he hasn't seemed to have STOOD for anything.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:20 pm

And he signed he NDAA lets not forget.

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Post by Desert Warrior on Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:33 pm

America does have some hope left.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:44 pm

"Harnessing the awesome power of zombies"

"As a politician I have no trouble making any promise to you the voters as I know I won't keep them."

Why is noone cracking up at this guy he's a genius.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:56 pm

"You can vote for me, or you can vote for the other vermin"

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:05 pm

I have no interest in the election. The only guy I know of is black Jesus President.

So what about the Leveson inquiry eh?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:45 pm

LordCuthberton wrote:I have no interest in the election. The only guy I know of is black Jesus President.

So what about the Leveson inquiry eh?

Hmmm... Very much with Hislop on that one.

Also, I think people are forgetting the trial is the important bit not when they just talk to people from the press.

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