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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:31 pm

Let's hear them, best song or band (or album I suppose) names that you know. I'm gunna go "Reformed Arsonist Seeks Child Bride" and "Dave, Stop Killing Prostitutes", both by Mclusky. Not loads of discussion, I just want to laugh. Oh yeah, band names. "Thrush and the Cunts" and "Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer-Incentives". Okay, your turn. Amuse me.

I'm tired, tired beyond having any judgement. Probably not worth posting.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:14 pm

Too many D*ck on the Dancefloor
The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room

The Flight of the Conchords

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Post by Furburt on Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:23 pm

Well, Anal Cunt have the monopoly on brilliantly terrible song titles, with gems such as "No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band", "Your Kid is Deformed", "You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach" and "I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler". Musically, they're practically unlistenable.

Can't think of any good band names though.

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:34 pm

My favourite would probably be Platypus (I Hate You) by Green Day. Then again Carcass have great ones too, like Masticated Razor Oxidator or something like that. Also there's Cadaveric Incubation of Endo Parasites.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:38 pm

Unabletothinkofname wrote:My favourite would probably be Platypus (I Hate You) by Green Day. Then again Carcass have great ones too, like Masticated Razor Oxidator or something like that. Also there's Cadaveric Incubation of Endo Parasites.

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Re: Finest song/band names

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:33 am

Furburt wrote:Well, Anal Cunt have the monopoly on brilliantly terrible song titles, with gems such as "No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band", "Your Kid is Deformed", "You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach" and "I Went Back in Time and Voted for Hitler". Musically, they're practically unlistenable.

Can't think of any good band names though.
My thoughts exactly. Usually get a laugh out of looking at their track lists, but never make the mistake of listening to them.

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Post by Dude on Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:39 am

"Gnomes Tinker With Time (Round Up Your Bunch Of Little Pitch Fiddling Cuntz And Get The Fuck Outa My Club Remix)" by some darkcore artist I forget isn't bad, neither is "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" by Rednex, the latter being the longest song title in the world.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:43 am

teh_pwning_dude wrote:"Gnomes Tinker With Time (Round Up Your Bunch Of Little Pitch Fiddling Cuntz And Get The Fuck Outa My Club Remix)" by some darkcore artist I forget isn't bad, neither is "The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation" by Rednex, the latter being the longest song title in the world.
Hehe, I've heard that second one before. Laughed then too.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:28 pm

There was some heavy metal song called "touch me again and I'll stab you in the eye with a screwdriver"

Or something to that effect

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Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:09 pm

If we're gonna talk about silly band names...i'm going with Serj Tankian's accompanying band which is known as FCC, but that's an abbreviation for Flying Cunts of Chaos.

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Post by Valkyrie on Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:46 pm

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Re: Finest song/band names

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:56 pm

My friends and I were planning to start a band, but nobody brought any instruments to our first rehearsal so we gave up. The band was to be called "Heinous Anus and a Chopped Off Dick" and we were going to revolutionise music.

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:06 am

Last Days of Humanity excels at this.

"A Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Present Existence"
"A Delightful Scenario of Depravity"
"Accepted Foulness Amongst the Humane"

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