Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

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Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Xandy on Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:02 am

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:04 am

I got to open one too.

It was catnip and a robotic cockroach. Many lulz were had as they got high and the cockroach chased them.

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Xandy on Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:48 am

Christ the user interface is weird.

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by GrinningManiac on Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:07 pm

Installin' it right now

4 minutes until it's rea-FUS RO DAH!

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Post by Xandy on Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:33 pm

Just reached Riverwood and WHERE DO I FIND DRAGONS TO KILL

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:50 pm

You have to do a really faggy boring shitty-ass fetch quest to get them to spawn.
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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by GrinningManiac on Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:44 pm

Nothing explained to me how to enable shouts. I knew the button was Z but I could not do it after killing the first dragon. Turns out you're meant to equip it (didn't get told that) in a Shouts menu (didn't get told that) in the Magic menu (didn't get told that)

So there was this hilarious moment when the SVEEDISH CHEF guards were asking me "They say the Dragonborn can Shout! Can you?" (actually they said "Dé Sé Th'Draagnbårn kan Sjöt! Kan yö?")

"..."

"...can you?"

"...Well, gee guys, I dunno. I guess not. Oh well"

TANGENT

the funniest thing so far is when you engage someone in conversation but a walking NPC pushes them off the side of the "in-conversation" camera.

"Hail, Dragonborn! I was wondering if...*gets shunted off-screen by guard*"

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Xandy on Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:00 pm

Did the fetch quest, a bit boring but it wasn't that bad.

Also is there any point in lugging around those heavy dragon bones/scales?

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Re: Got to open an early Christmas gift this eve, it was Skyrim

Post by Hubilub on Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:23 pm

Much later in the mains storyline Max Von Sydow can make you a potion that makes you more awesome at killing dragons, and you can make dragon armor.

Other than that, pointless

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