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Post by Xandy on Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:02 pm

It's shit.

The art is shit. The character design is fucking bad. The jokes are stupid and unfunny. Half the jokes are completely unrelated to anything at all. The history references are usually boring and unfunny. All the characters' personalities are unsuited for the time period (WWII). All the characters look the exact fucking same. Their personalities are completely based on generic overdone stereotypes (ITALY LOVE PASTA AND GERMANY HARD WORKING) instead of their history or how they acting during their time periods. The fans are fucking awful. Everyone is a faggot except Prussia. The relations between all the countries is wrong. The entire thing is disrespectful towards the seriousness of the horrid Second World War. The random bullshit plotlines inserted by the jap author (HURR HURR ALIEN INVASION) completely ignore the entire point of the series in the first place. The only half-decent thing about it is the concept, except it's ALREADY BEEN DONE BEFORE.

1/10 Scimitars
POLANDBALL is better.


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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Furburt on Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:32 pm

First of all, thank you for not doing this in greentext.

Good review. Should send those craven barbaric Japs back to the pisshouse their demon father birthed them in.


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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:15 am

Keep hearing about this.

Keep wanting to... well.... to send those craven barbaric Japs back to the pisshouse their demon father birthed them in, if I may be frank about it.

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Post by Furburt on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:23 am

CONSENSUS

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:31 am

Made the mistake of googling "Scandinavia and the world"




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FUCK ME..... WHY DO EVENTS NEED TO BE RECREATED WITH PERSONIFICATION AND PISS POOR ARTWORK!?!?

NOT JUST YOU JAPAN!

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:35 am

An example of why this show is shit, as demonstrated this horrid clip from the anime:



First of all, what the fuck does some retarded minor folktale chair have to do with England?
Second of all, what the fuck does a chair have to do with relationship between nations?
Third of all, why the fuck would England want to remove his strongest ally America?
Fourth of all, why the fuck does the chair explode when Russia sits on it?
Fifth of all, where the fuck is Russia's ushanka?
Sixth of all, how the fuck can some spook-story chair be a country's final weapon?
Seventh of all, why is the art so shitty?
Eighth of all, how the fuck is this related to World War II?
Ninth of all, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE?!

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:39 am

Scandinavia and the World is still better in the fact that it's actually funny half the time, the personifications of the countries are actually decent, and there isn't any animu art bullshit.

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:44 am

Xandy wrote:Scandinavia and the World is still better in the fact that it's actually funny half the time, the personifications of the countries are actually decent, and there isn't any animu art bullshit.

Still looking for proof of this.

Although it did teach me something about the British Coins.... Then again that's only the 2000's set....

Still shit if you ask me...

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:01 am

http://satwcomic.com/the-mind-of-a-child
http://satwcomic.com/the-clock-is-ticking
http://satwcomic.com/pretty-swastika
http://satwcomic.com/trans-fear
http://satwcomic.com/parenting

A few of the better strips.

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:05 am

I only smirked at the last one.

The others just pissed me off for reasons I cannot be sure of...

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:22 am

>something made by a woman

>good

pick one.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:27 am

Wait who's a woman?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:34 am

Scanadavia and the world.

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:35 am


>mfw

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:59 am

I sense a slight bias in this review...
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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Desert Warrior on Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:26 am

Everybody is a serial rapist in this animu.
France is a swag looking fucker.
And everybody is incestuous and kawaii.

I think I summed it up.
Oh, and it fucking annoys me when I hear rabid fangirls spouting dumbfuckery like "OEMGEE, I LERNET SU MUCH FROM THIS, GERMANKLY AND JAPUJN WEVRE TTLY INNOCENT AND KUWAAI ALONG WITH AHMURRICA AN RUSHA"

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Furburt on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:39 pm

Hands up, who wants candy luck? It means that no matter what, cadburies will protect you, under 4 bodies please! lol

I knew a guy who was seriously a total guy friend but he liked to wear a bodice made out of silk under his top, which is okay, because I was drunk and masturbating under my plastic long johns all the time I knew him, which is okay, because a famous female did the same thing at exactly the same time in better circumstances 2 years ago. Anyway, his boss found out about his uncle fanny obsession and beat the black off him with a will.

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Re: Xanderp reviews Hetalia

Post by Xandy on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:10 pm

Fixed this up.

I outta do more reviews.

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