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Post by Dude on Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:47 am

I know Badverts is Fniff's thing, and while not trying to impose, I really cannot go without posting this.



That is the creepiest, most unnerving thing I have ever seen. The Hills Have Eyes looks like the goddamn Care Bears next to this shit.

I can see the boardroom now.
"Yep, there's nothing weong with this. It's just a guy luring a small child outside of her house with chocolate, then proceeding to grab and tickle her in seclusion."
"Um, isn't that sort of... paedophilic?"
"It's okay, we can dodge any possible accusations in that vein by making the guy her dad."
"...that doesn't really change anything."
"IT CHANGES EVERYTHING SHUT UP."

Fuck, this actually makes me feel dirty. I think I need a shower. This is on a whole different level. This is literally the worst ad of all time, and I watched the Gruen Factor.

Apologies to Fniff :3

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:50 am

teh_pwning_dude wrote:This is literally the worst ad of all time
Thorpie says it's fully sick!
He didn't even say it himself, the voice over guy said it while he smiled awkwardly.

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Post by Fniff on Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:44 pm

I live in a world of eternal horror, sadness and nonsensical madness (Madness can make sense). I fight a war that I will lose, and I am the only fighter who is managing to push the frontlines over to the opposing side. Every day I see horror. Every day I watch as the causalities pile up. I wonder how long until the adverts finally kill me.

Welcome to the war of the adverts, possibly the most brutal, horrifying war ever fought.

Also, that thing you just looked at? Kinda innocent, compared to this horror.


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Post by Furburt on Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:42 pm



For fucks sake, can Kinder not make a normal advert?!

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Post by Fniff on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:10 pm

Hey, notice you never see what their eye color is.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:35 am

Furburt wrote:

For fucks sake, can Kinder not make a normal advert?!
That was interesting.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:51 pm

Wow

Just...wow

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:37 pm

Furburt wrote:

For fucks sake, can Kinder not make a normal advert?!

So that's where my brother got that desktop from...

Still fucking creepy.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:45 am

Just saw this one when I was trying to stream videos online. I think it speaks for itself.

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Post by Dude on Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:09 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Just saw this one when I was trying to stream videos online. I think it speaks for itself.

I had one like that which tried too hard and told me I was from Kiev, Ukraine.

Nice try.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:16 am

teh_pwning_dude wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Just saw this one when I was trying to stream videos online. I think it speaks for itself.

I had one like that which tried too hard and told me I was from Kiev, Ukraine.

Nice try.
It always makes me laugh when I read
"Hey baby! I'm in Pakenham too!"

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