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Re: Milky, Xandy, Wiggley and Hero-man Troll Shitty Roleplayers

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:31 pm

Now now everyone, whatz done is done. Lets just let it go. Everyone gets offended by god modding but once it is dwelt with, it is best to be forgotten. Novice actions can be fixed and should be given second chances, ja? So lets just move on alright? Lets just play.

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"It's not our fault he's being a faggot.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:54 pm

Milky why u no creeping out posters?

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:58 pm

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Post by Xandy on Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:16 pm

Dammit the fag OP is going to restart the RP. Our single day of trolling has been for naught.

Onto the next shit RP?

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Post by Xandy on Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:23 pm

So to sum up the damage done to the RP...

IC
- one dead character
- two injured characters
- one destroyed, burning mansion
- a crashed in wall
- an exploded car
- a trunk full of weed lost
- a urinated pool
- one dead cat

OOC
- an extremely butthurt weeaboo
- a confused and likely mad GM
- one forced restart
- a banned faggot

Pretty good work for only a day of trolling.

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Re: Milky, Xandy, Wiggley and Hero-man Troll Shitty Roleplayers

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:15 am

I want to read the whole thing. GODDAMNIT!

How can I appreciate these amazing things if I dun got no axis!

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Post by Xandy on Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:28 am

Maek an akownt. Get axis.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:16 pm

Ugh....

BUT THAT WILL TAKE FO' EVA!

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:18 pm

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You best explain this booolshit, Xandus.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:35 pm

Niggas done restart and had the old thread removed methinks.

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Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:34 pm

What pussy faggots.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:37 pm

Yeah. It's not our fault they failed to protect their mansion from two drugged-up nutjobs.

What a bunch of sorry excuses for Sues.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:01 am

Tell me if another opportunity arises.

I'm always up for some quality trolling!

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Post by Xandy on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:49 pm

You guys up for trolling another RP on the site, or do you want to try another forum?

In the meantime I shall be chronicling our first great trolling to be told as a /tg/ story.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:12 pm

I'm in. Left my Ork chopping some firewood.

EDIT: Cba to sign up to another forum. I say we strike the same again.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:33 pm

You can only chop four logs at a time???

WHY DID NO ONE MENTION THIS!?

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Post by Xandy on Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:10 pm

http://roleplayerguild.com/showthread.php?t=127012

This could have good troll potential. I think I'll either make a RIP AND TEAR Celt/Scot assassin or a crazy drunken Finn/Slav one.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:24 am

Have you posted our tale on /tg/ yet?

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Post by Xandy on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:26 am

No. Still need to make writings of it.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:28 am

Post it here first.

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:30 am

Komrade Kharloth wrote:Post it here first.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:56 am

So you guys wanna troll the assassins RP?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:51 am

Naw, I got a paper to write and exams to study for.

The less distractions the better.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:43 am

YOU FAGGOT BITCH

Actually come to think of it I have some essays to do. For the better we should probably take a break and then continue this again in a week or two.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:44 am

I'm game from the 13th till the new year.

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Post by Xandy on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:09 pm

Going to try and get the story done today or tomorrow. In the meantime, I've come up with an unorthodox idea for more delicious trollings;

>go to same site, I make an OOC thread with new account
>make the RP idea that's generic, stupid and would appeal to a lot of the users on the site
>shoot down every sheet application that has anime art, unrealistic weeaboo crap, furshit and the like via GM fiat
>once only a few applications remain, you guys join in
>begin the RP, purposefully become That GM while you guys troll the other players
>???
>lulz

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:14 pm

That sound fucking amazing.

>Make generic soldier mercenary guy. Bland is every way imaginable.

>Everyone else is a marysue anime princess dragon half demon orphan who has a dark and mysterious past.

>Constantly have NPCs ignore them and focus on me.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:14 am

You should let some weaboos join but disregard everyone pretend their not even there. Also make sure we travel by vehicles with highly limited seating... EG Three seated Carriages...

When they insist on joining, explain that it would risk their characters life in order to try and travel without appropriate seating.

Do this three or four times for every objective and I think we have a weeaboo cure...

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Post by Xandy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:57 am

I think I'll go with a generic "help good kingdom X stop the evil forces of Y" for the RP concept.

Then once it actually gets rolling I'll reveal the good kingdom to be a bunch of pro-human religious patriotic industrialists led by Henry Ford where everyone is happy, and have the evil forces be a bunch of pro-environmental godless extremist terrorists who bargain with furry demons and have a strongly japanese culture.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:05 am

Xandy wrote:I think I'll go with a generic "help good kingdom X stop the evil forces of Y" for the RP concept.

Then once it actually gets rolling I'll reveal the good kingdom to be a bunch of pro-human religious communist industrialists led by Chairman Mao equivalent Everyone is happy (except the non-humans who are slaves in meth labs) but addicted to government provided crystal meth, and have the evil forces be a bunch of pro-environmental godless extremist protestors ( I'm thinking occupy Wall-street style) (EG Tibet) who worship furry demons and have a strongly japanese culture.
ADJUSTED... slightly
I just want a race war where we support a completely undeserving dictator in unjust genocide.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:20 am

Whatever you choose Xandus, remember this.

We must commit genocide on the elves, bonus if they're all hippy japs too.

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Post by Xandy on Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:35 am

You know what, I think I'mma make the good kingdom consist entirely of HEROIC PEOPLE'S CHINESE COMMUNISTS and make the evil environmentalist japs nothing but EVIL WORLD WAR II NAZI JAP RAPISTS.

I'm still keeping Henry Ford as the leader though, who apparently was a pacifist as well as an anti-semite. I assume you men will have no problem waging a campaign of genocide against jewish weeaboo elven fascist hippy terrorist furfag rapists?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:08 pm

Xandy wrote:You know what, I think I'mma make the good kingdom consist entirely of HEROIC PEOPLE'S CHINESE COMMUNISTS and make the evil environmentalist japs nothing but EVIL WORLD WAR II NAZI JAP RAPISTS.

I'm still keeping Henry Ford as the leader though, who apparently was a pacifist as well as an anti-semite. I assume you men will have no problem waging a campaign of genocide against jewish weeaboo elven fascist hippy terrorist furfag rapists?

SOUNDS GOOOOODDLY!!

Although I think for the sake of consistency, they shouldn't be nazi jewish jap hippy terrorist elven furfag rapists. Make them imperialists just for consistency.

Also I expect gratuitous usage of Communist Orchestra.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:09 pm

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:28 pm

Also, if you get a brooding, angsty stupid anti-hero who wants to show how bad he is by doing evil shit, you must include him, I know the perfect method to deal with such faggotry.

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Post by Xandy on Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:56 pm

I've always wanted to troll an stock angsty anti-hero character by having all their SO DARK AND EDGY actions having positive results.

You arrive at the village with a rude attitude and a bad air about you? All the peasants greet you with smiles and handshakes.
You brutally murder retreating soldiers and torture prisoners? The enemy troops respect your strength and your commanders make you out to be a war hero.
You stab a civilian to death because you're an asshole? Turns out he was a pedophile/serial killer, the townspeople throw a party in your name.

Problem dark 'n' edgy fags?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:06 pm

Exactly what I wanted to do

"I kill a couple civilians to show how dark and edgy I am"

They are revealed to be alien infiltrators, the people praise you for your actions and the mayor invites you to a ceremony in your honor.

"I kill the mayor because I don't need their thanks"

He too was an alien infiltrator, the people are shocked at the revelation and your name is put on the front pages of every paper in the city.

"Goddamit, I go rape a woman"

She was on the verge of killing herself, but you proved to such a tender and gentle lover, that she realized that there was indeed a just and true god in the world. She joins a nun's coven and travels to south east asia to combat poverty and disease. Her story of inspiration becomes a best selling book and the people paint a mural to you on the side of one of the most iconic buildings in the city.

"I blow up the mural, these people must learn that I will have none of their thanks"

Miraculously, no one was hurt, investigators find out that someone had planted a nuclear device in the building and the collapse of the building disarmed it. The city realizes that a single monument to you becomes too great a target for terrorists, and they plaster your picture on walls all over town. You become so popular that children stare at you wide eyed in the streets, women run up to you and beg to bear your children, a crippled war veteran tells you with tears in his eyes that he never believed heroes existed until now.

And so on and so on until they lose their shit. Keep upping the ante.

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Re: Milky, Xandy, Wiggley and Hero-man Troll Shitty Roleplayers

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:47 pm

Komrade Kharloth wrote:Exactly what I wanted to do

"I kill a couple civilians to show how dark and edgy I am"

They are revealed to be alien infiltrators, the people praise you for your actions and the mayor invites you to a ceremony in your honor.

"I kill the mayor because I don't need their thanks"

He too was an alien infiltrator, the people are shocked at the revelation and your name is put on the front pages of every paper in the city.

"Goddamit, I go rape a woman"

She was on the verge of killing herself, but you proved to such a tender and gentle lover, that she realized that there was indeed a just and true god in the world. She joins a nun's coven and travels to south east asia to combat poverty and disease. Her story of inspiration becomes a best selling book and the people paint a mural to you on the side of one of the most iconic buildings in the city.

"I blow up the mural, these people must learn that I will have none of their thanks"

Miraculously, no one was hurt, investigators find out that someone had planted a nuclear device in the building and the collapse of the building disarmed it. The city realizes that a single monument to you becomes too great a target for terrorists, and they plaster your picture on walls all over town. You become so popular that children stare at you wide eyed in the streets, women run up to you and beg to bear your children, a crippled war veteran tells you with tears in his eyes that he never believed heroes existed until now.

And so on and so on until they lose their shit. Keep upping the ante.
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FUUUUUUU- That is pure genius!

Can we please do this?

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Post by Xandy on Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:26 am

Sorry I haven't gotten the story written up yet. I've been busy with my exams coming up and whatnot. I should start working on it during Thursday though.

Also, my current idea for the GM trolling:

>set up the RP premise - generic fantasy garbage, described in a way that makes it sound like a typical medieval fantasy
>accept most of their Mary Sue garbage while occasionally calling out some of their shit
>eventually start RP, reveal that is is actually a fantasy World War setting with near-modern tech
>laugh to myself as their swords and axes and bullshit are now useless
>have the empire they're fighting for be the most evil, despicable and amoral bastards alive
>force players to commit genocide against elves/furries, as well as witness rape and torture, grimdark everywhere
>when the players inevitably rebel have their characters knock out and taken to a concentration camp
>your characters become war heroes and get to torture the rebel scum characters
>once everyone has ragequitted have a multi-paragraph post describing their character's bodies being raped by serbian porno actors

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