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Re: Mall Fight

Post by GrinningManiac on Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:34 pm

I sit back and watch, for this is the greatest show on earth.

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Cool Guy on Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:02 pm

I attempt to suck off his spike dick and die again.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:59 pm

I do a back flip then a front flip then another back flip then do a handstand the do some cartwheels then another front flip then gym class ends.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:55 pm

I am reborn as my avatar.

With polack fury, I mount my tankette with two vickers, and spray bullets chaotically around the mall.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Alkaline on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:16 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:I sit back and watch, for this is the greatest show on earth.

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Post by martintox on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:04 pm

I respawn as a Pyro and burn the fuck out of the spike dick.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Cool Guy on Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:57 am

I still try to suck of the dick, and die of fire and spikes in my head.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:49 am

I cast Shadow Orb

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Xandy on Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:52 pm

I attack the darkness.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:13 pm

Using my sorcerous nerd powers I teleport Xandy to another dimension.

He awakes in a dark and hazy room, at a table with 4 teenagers, all of them are grossly overweight and reek of poor hygeine. Their hair is greasy and unkempt, acne and sparse facial hair dot their faces, their shirts are covered with stains of meals from before, one of them grins at you with yellow teeth.

The head peaks from out behind a screen he has a lazy eye and is wearing cat ears.

'Welcome to our game friend, so glad you could join us'

The others pull out shit and semen smeared character sheets and dice.

In unison they say 'Welcome friend, we will help you make a character, roll for anal circumference'

And Xandus screamed when he realized that he was trapped in that guy hell.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Xandy on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:57 pm

I make Monty Python jokes through the entire session.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by martintox on Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:23 pm

While waiting for somebody, I set up camp in an empty gun store.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:41 pm

I rescue Xandleblandle from hell without explaining why or how.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by martintox on Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:53 pm

I steal a statue of Constantine The Great, a vintage Flare Gun, and a few cans of 7-UP.

With those, I craft a one-shot Flare Gun that can shoot heads of statues of ancient Roman emperors which uses the gaz pressure of 7-UP to fire.

I then shoot GrinningManiac in the head with it.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Cool Guy on Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:49 pm

I tazer Tox and rape him with a banana.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Knife-28 on Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:03 am

I sit down next to GrinningManiac and Alkaline, intent on also watching the show.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Cool Guy on Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:00 pm

I rape knife with a tazer and proceed to hit him with a banana in that order at the the same time.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:12 pm

I return to the mall as a ghost and rape Cool Guy in the bum with my ectoplasmic dick.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Cool Guy on Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:51 pm

I attempt to suck off his ecoplasmic dick, but I am enjoying being ass fucked by it too much to care.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Xandy on Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:18 pm

I use my poltergeist powers to grab a chair and beat you to death with it for being a fag.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by NightSwimming on Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:36 pm

I sit back watching, confused as to how so many contestants have superpowers or God like abilities. Then I shrug as Guy keeps sucking dick.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by martintox on Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:41 pm

I start puking radioactive puke onto Xandus and NightSwimming.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:14 am

I break into the local currys and plug a mic into their soundsystem.

"Fuck the mall, I'll fight you all, When I be done, ya blood up the wall. After the machete, chop you up like spaghetti, ya best be ready. Cause when I drop this lyrical coin, your gonna collapse like a kick to the groin. I mean what I say, say what I mean, this here mall be my American Dream. Dere be niggas shootin', dere be niggas pukin', what's a brotha supposed to do without lootin'? Turn fake nigga, like Vladmir Putin! So pass me the AK and I'll start sprayin', all you fuckers in the mall best start prayin'! Word."


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Re: Mall Fight

Post by martintox on Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:28 am

"Worst...Rap...Ever..." (Me)

I end myself and respawn in the David Lynch store, where I unleash baby aliens that promptly contaminate Wiggles and cause him to die of David Lynch cancer. That's the worst one next to ass cancer.
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Post by Knife-28 on Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:09 pm

I wonder what the fuck is going on, then beating Cool Guy with a broom.
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Re: Mall Fight

Post by PayJ on Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:50 pm

Then PayJ flies in and totally necro's a thread.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:38 am

Then Vezarez steals your thunder

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by PayJ on Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:00 am

Lightening bitch.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Guest on Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:23 am

I visit a health food store. Everything is pretty expensive and the guy behind the counter is weirding me out. I pretend to look at some rolled oats before leaving hurriedly.

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Post by Xandy on Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:39 am

I start peeing in stinkychops' general direction as he leaves.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Vallorn on Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:15 am

I arrive in the mall through a clumsily unlocked back door.

I then leg it towards the closest tabletop gaming shop in search of modeling knives and superglue.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Furburt on Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:45 am

You have the epithusus whole of a gort. Report to the nebulus.

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Re: Mall Fight

Post by Vallorn on Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:47 pm

Furburt wrote:You have the epithusus whole of a gort. Report to the nebulus.
You have all the dry wit of a bar of cadmium.

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