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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:39 am

Welcome.

Enjoy the complimentary insanity and fuzziness.

How are you enjoying the forum?

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:56 pm

Did someone share a link there? Or somewhere anywhere? WELL DONE THAT MAN!

I spent this morning wondering whether our activity was decreasing.

Still, we shouldn't bother learning names until they have proved themselves.... IN BATTLE!

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Post by Katzenjammer on Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:24 pm



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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:10 am

Where the white bitches at?

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:24 am

Milkyfresh wrote:Where the white bitches at?

Yo I gotta numbah for some real classy hoes!

*gives your mother's number*

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Post by owyn_merrilin on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:12 am

Well, I'm glad this forum exists, but sad nobody told me about it until recently. They've been banning people left and right lately (as always, but it's worse than usual.) They even banned Therumancer and then made a rule for it after the fact -- and I mean a complete new rule, not something that they had been enforcing for a while by claiming that it was implied by some other rule. They then proceeded to delete my thread on the rule change as soon as one of the mods noticed.

Incidentally, I have no idea if any of you recognize me, but I at least recognize several of you. Those forums just aren't the same with most of the users that were there when I joined either banned or gone on to greener pastures.

Edit: And, sorry about the necro. Although I don't even know if things move quickly enough around here for a month to count as a necro; it was on the front page.
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Post by Furburt on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:33 am

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:35 am

What did they ban Therumancer for? What was the rule?
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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Sassafrassy on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:39 am

He said something about the Escapist taking bung money over the DA2 review and boom, banned. Then suspended for a week. Then banned again.

Then they added the "No slander" rule.

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Post by Alkaline on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:45 am

He's unbanned now.

>Then they added the "No slander" rule.

Stay classy, Escapiss.

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Post by Sassafrassy on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:46 am

Huh, didn't know.

And that's not the exact rule but it's pretty much what it comes to.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by owyn_merrilin on Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:10 am

Wow, thanks for the welcome, guys!

As for Therumancer, he's actually not unbanned, unless they weren't able to take the greyed out filter and the "this user was banned for" link off of his posts. I think it shows that he's not banned because his forum health bar wasn't high enough for a single offense to get him instabanned. At any rate, he hasn't posted anything since suggesting that EA might have influenced those poll results. Susan's reaction didn't exactly make it look like he was wrong...
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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:39 am

He doesn't have the grayed out filter, and his ban was changed into a 3 day suspension with the tag that he's "on thin ice." He is not currently banned from posting.

Just checked for you guys.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by owyn_merrilin on Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:40 am

Marter wrote:He doesn't have the grayed out filter, and his ban was changed into a 3 day suspension with the tag that he's "on thin ice." He is not currently banned from posting.

Just checked for you guys.

Really? Sweet. That's new as of a day or two ago, and the ban was handed out a good three weeks ago. I wonder what got them to change their minds.
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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Movie Martyr on Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:44 am

Someone complained for him in the moderation group. I know they mentioned there that they reduced it, although they didn't actually change that until a few days after, or so it seemed (there's some severe lag in the moderation process, though, sometimes with wrath not showing up for days after it's given).

I think they decided that the public outcry wasn't worth banning him, considering it was mentioned in a few threads, at least that I saw. So they reinstated him with a "you screw up, you're gone" warning.

That's a guess, as I haven't spoken to anyone about the incident in particular.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:11 pm

Furburt cops dick from EA slags so that they'll promote ML in gay porn pamphlets distributed via aircraft in Korea.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:09 pm

Me and EA Slags are just very good friends.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:12 pm

I've seen their comings and goings at your paddy shack Fabian. What kind of "friend" shows up at 2am in the morning and doesn't bring rice?

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:13 pm

Drug dealers and assassins.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:15 pm

Your dick is filled with fog, I want to know what happens when you squeeze it all out.

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Post by Cleril on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:17 pm

Milkyfresh wrote:Your dick is filled with fog, I want to know what happens when you squeeze it all out.

We make you smoke it. rabbit
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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:18 pm

That will do something to my brain, it will make it high.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:46 pm

Quick, 10 mils of Diazapem and some Phenodihydrochloride Benzelex!

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:38 pm

Is there italics here?

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Post by Furburt on Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:38 pm

No.

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Post by SnootyJuggaloman on Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:31 am

It seems i've wandered in and out of here again....someone chain me to the wall.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:00 pm

Thou shalt not leave again

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Furburt on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:39 pm

And you're frantically gunning down the onrushing hordes of catchphrase-spouting midgets with an assault rifle that fires cats on full automatic because it's the only thing that'll STOP him.

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Post by DoomyMcDoom on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:41 pm

It's rather funny though, I see people getting banned on the escapist constantly, yet, as a total asshat and general linguistic jouster myself my "Forum health bar" there is clean as that window that crows always fly into.

Thing is, I always insult people in an extremely overworded way that only the person I'm speaking with is meant to get, also tend to use terminology that can be "Misunderstood" easily... hell I've outright called people retards and never ended up being warned... at least not in any way I couldn't talk my way out of in a sentance or two in reply to a moderator.

Maybe the mods find it kind of funny to watch? I have no goddamn clue as to why I haven't been banned there myself...
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Post by Movie Martyr on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:45 pm

Let's brag about it!

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:01 pm

I think they understood me pretty well. I got in minor trouble and then got banned for having multiple accounts. And then got perma-banned for having more accounts.

Our of interest, Marter can you see why I was banned? I dun forgot.

Also Mr. Doom, I would remind you that Marter is an Escapist Mod. Feel free to eat the humble pie from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Movie Martyr on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:05 pm

Wiggles: What's your Escapist username? Same as here?

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Post by DoomyMcDoom on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:13 pm

Ain't braggin' just sayin 's all.

Who knows, maybe I'll end up gettin banned eventually, I don't want to get banned, which is why I tend to use a more roundabout, multidimentional way with my words when critisizing people.

Though some people are of the type that scream "I R NO STUPID, U NO AGREE, YOU SHUD DIEEEE!" if you so much as insinuate gently that they may be a bit uninformed... and I find that it is both entertaining to provoke them, and incredibly helpful to the community to get them so angry they either shut up or leave...

Some bans I can get behind...
Others I honestly cannot...

Such is life.

And a part of life is to try not to get worked up about things...

Thing is, our entire civilization and the whole Idea of civility, is to walk toe the line, not to act outside of what is considered "civil" whilst competing at what you do, either for professional gain, or personal enjoyment.

My insults are generally not so much an "Insult" they are a prod at a person's expressed ignorance, I just find it funny when they explode as if I've just raped their entire family to death, when all I did was poke holes in their constructed self perception on the internet...

The only times I have actually acted in an insulting and intentionally inflamatory manner, I have appologized.

Am I not allowed to say that I find the fact that there are people incapable of following the outlined "Rules" while still expressing themselves in a retaliatory fassion to people who either "Insult them" or speak in such incredibly enragingly self indulgant ignorance, that they shoot themselves in the face doing so....

There are trolls, there are flamers, there are people who unfortunately "step out of line" due to letting emotion overtake them too many times.

There are also unfortunate missteps one can take to lead to a ban which I may or may not agree with...
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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by PayJ on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:48 pm

Kind of like portal. If you think about it.

I'm joshing Doomy mc Doomyson. You seem like a swell fella.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:51 pm

@Doomy: I'm fucking with you man but if you want to bitch aim that shit in the 'Evidence' thread in the Zone. I don't mean to insult you and you have no need to explain your sir.

This place would not exist if people hadn't felt the need the need to complain about the 'Pist. Hence why, it is the longest running thread with many many many many splits and reincarnations.

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by DoomyMcDoom on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:55 pm

@PayJ
Isn't pretty much EVERYTHING kinda like portal if you think about it though?.. Think about it...

I am a pretty good guy... In a megalomaniacal, canniballistic, drunken, lunatic sorta way...

Though, some things do make me "swell" heh heh heh...

Like bee/wasp/hornet stings... LITTLE FLYINGASSHOLES!!!!

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by PayJ on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:06 pm

@Doomy: Hey man I'll take jokes about cannibalism, mental impairment and violent child rape but dude you fucking insulted bees man. You fucking monster, I mean seriously those bastards work hard and are just exploited by our vile capitalist system. We smoke out their homes and steal their honey and kidnap their queens. How would you like it if you where at work when suddenly some bastard tears your house from it's foundations douses your sensory receptors with a dulling agent then steals your precious honey?

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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by DoomyMcDoom on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:25 pm

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I don't insult honeybees, but some of their insufferable bastard cousins are total fucking bastards... I mean, I go outside (Big fucking mistake in the first place) and suddenly, this little black and yellow kamikazi motherfucker, sticks it's ass in me and causes me to suddenly have massive pain and swelling, hell enough of those assholes decide that I look like a good target to jihad rush their asses into, I'll die, and all because of a few small winged hate machines, thinking that me minding my own business is unacceptable.
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Re: Oi! Escapist Users!

Post by PayJ on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:27 pm

@DoomDaysMachine: Well buddy did you ever think that you are in the way of the superior race?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:49 pm

Bees ain't superior. My family keep two motherfuckin' hives. And them bitches ain't sheeeyit! They just die every winter because they are shit at producing honey.

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