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Post by Xandy on Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:29 am

It was a difficult situation but the men in the camp stood closely together as one strong force and were ready to fight for their freedom and for their commanders Joey, Maya and Captain Goran.
'It is wonderful to see when the people in this camp believe in their leaders and commanders but it is more wonderful when the leaders believe in their people,' said Joey and continued, 'maybe the time will come or has already come that we as leaders of this camp will pay a price to carry out our calling!'

'Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo…' interrupted Gertrude, 'most people think that we are the bad ones but basically we bring peace to the world. My two friends and I have agreed to make you an offer which you cannot reject.'

“And what is this diabolical offer?' asked Maya standing between Joey and General Goran.

'This is not a diabolic offer. It is an honest offer because we are ready, willing, able and we have also agreed that we will let your men go free. They are all free to go home and they can take all their belongings and possessions with them and go back to their families.'

'You will let them go home?' Goran asked.

'Yes, they can go home… all of them. They do not have to fight our army of over ten thousand men which has your camp surrounded.' The army of ten thousand also cheered when they heard that they had not to fight.

'Under one condition, of course, will we let them go free… The condition is that Maya and Joey give their lives freely as human sacrifices in honor of our lord Abbadon the son of the great Apollyon.'

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by Furburt on Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:52 am

I want to believe it's a trollfic, but I have a hateful feeling I'm wrong. What is this?

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by Xandy on Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:01 am

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Maradonia_Saga

I find it disturbing that her writing style is just like the one I use for my trollfic, only with better spelling and actual attempts at being serious.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:11 pm

I hate writing like this because I feel really bad for not liking it - they've obviously tried hard to write well but it just ... isn't. It's such a shame.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:16 pm

Don't feel bad, apparently she's absolutely horrible to anyone everyway.

From what I can gather, she's a spoilt teenager whose parents think she's brilliant and publish her stuff.

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Post by NightSwimming on Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:34 am

"Maradonia Saga and the Battle for the Key"
Jesus H. Christ. You'd think SOMEONE would atleast help her out with her choice of titles.

Her covers look like something a group of 14 year old boys in a garage band created on paint as a first draft gig poster.

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Post by reg42 on Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:13 am

Oh yeah, that's pretty fucking horrible. It looks a lot like the "novel" I tried to write when I was 11.

On a different note; what are good fantasy novels for me to read? I'm talking "wizards and dragons" fantasy here.

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by Xandy on Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:38 pm

The Hobbit.

I also hear the Dragonlance (based of D&D) and Malazan novels are good.

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by reg42 on Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:10 pm

Thanks, I'll give them a looksie.

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:39 am

Shadows of war had touched the seven sovereign kingdoms of the World between the Worlds. Apollyon, king over the Evil Empire and ruler of the Underworld, in towering rage of fury and agonizing pain over the sudden disappearance of his son Abbadon, the Crown Prince of the Empire, introduces his new weapon, the Rawken army, to attack the kingdom of Tyronia because Plouton, his younger son, showed him evidence that King Joey of Tyronia had killed Abbadon with the supernatural weapon, Defender, the Key to the Underworld.

Okay, my previous comment bedamned. I don't claim to be a good writer, I don't claim that my ideas are original or well-thought-out or clever or insightful or even that they make sense. But I do know how to phrase a bloody sentence. You do not do this. You do not try and say everything at once. Full stops do not end sentences, they DEFINE them. They frame a packet of information - they separate the various flavours of your prose and allow you to dissect, construct and detail specific things at specific points for specific effects.

TO HELL WITH YOU, WOMAN, YOU AND YOUR DAMNABLE SENSE OF FLOW. MY SENSE OF FLOW IS ALL I HAVE - HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED?

I bite my thumb at thee.

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:41 am

Don't get me wrong, I think it's amazing that someone so young wrote something with such scope, but it's still quite bad and I don't understand why she's been published.

If I saw this because a cousin or a neighbour or my sister wrote it I would be staggered by what they'd done. But in a book that I paid for? This is garbage.

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Re: STAND ASIDE STEPHANIE MEYER, MAKE WAY FOR GLORIA TESCH

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:01 am



Actually a very interesting video about publishing and promoting with or without the criticism of CrappyMcI'veStoppedCaring

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:12 am

I thought it was good

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Post by Xandy on Sat May 04, 2013 8:03 pm

Of course.

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