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Post by Hubilub on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:08 pm

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/ricky-gervis-is-back-as-host-of-golden-globes/203172-8-67.html

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Re: Ricky Gervais to hold the Golden Globes

Post by Terria on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:19 pm

After last time why are they even bothering? It'll be tame as fuck.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:49 pm

Hubilub, you give that man too much love.

I liked him once upon a time but he is utter shit in his new shows and has ALWAYS been the shittest of hosts. Although to be fair, every compère comes across as an utter douchebag.

His stand-up, the Office and Extras were good. As was his radio show but I feel I should be thanking Mr. Pilkington who was far more hilarious.

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Post by Terria on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:07 pm

His movies are shit but Life's Too Short is actually really good.

The biggest problem with him is that he's obviously a cunt. A funny one, but still a cunt.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:08 pm

I just finished watching the second episode of Life's Too Short, and I almost pissed myself laughing. He's still got it in him, for sure.

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Post by reg42 on Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:14 pm

He's not as much of a cunt as he plays in his shows. It's more of an act.

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Re: Ricky Gervais to hold the Golden Globes

Post by Hubilub on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:10 am

Fuck all you haters!

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:44 am

Hubilub wrote:Fuck all you haters!

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Post by NightSwimming on Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:32 am

I think he's brilliant. They've rehired him for a reason. A very good reason. He's the only one with the balls to say what everyone else in the crowd is thinking. I hope he makes a joke about Angelina Jolie being addicted to krokodil.

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Re: Ricky Gervais to hold the Golden Globes

Post by LordCuthberton on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:12 am

Life's too short.

Liam Neesons appearance was golden.

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Post by Furburt on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:41 am

And Johnny Depp.

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Re: Ricky Gervais to hold the Golden Globes

Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:48 am

Outside of the office he's never made me laugh, just saying.

NOT EVEN IN GTA4.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:59 am

Just this bit always kills me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM#t=1m19s

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:05 am

Classic this bitch.

Responds to popular videos with boobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra3Jqh0ffn8&feature=related

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Post by Furburt on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:12 am

She'll go far in life.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:16 am

What's wrong with her face?!

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Post by Furburt on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:20 am

Herpes.

Nothing compared to Warwicks secretary from the series though.



She's easily the funniest character. She's from another planet.

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:55 pm

Furburt wrote:/snip

She's from another planet.

Looks like it, too. XD

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:12 pm

That isn't the woman from Flight of the Conchords is it?

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Post by Furburt on Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:21 pm

It is not.

@Alky: This is achieved by heavy makeup and by Stephen Merchant advising her to read every line as if "you've just seen a monkey go by riding a skateboard".

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:23 pm

Furburt wrote:It is not.
Bitches all look the same to me.

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Post by Alkaline on Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:25 pm

@Furbs: I just had the most hilarious mental image from reading that. Very Happy

Well played, good sir.

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