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Post by Hubilub on Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:43 pm

They bought up SAAB, one of Sweden's biggest car production companies, stripped it of all their modern technology, and then sold the scraps to China.

Fucked us over they did

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:46 pm

We have a yank in my Canadian politics class.

He's an objectivist republican who loves to blow the rich and has to have his opinion in anything.

He also has a whiny nasal voice.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:58 pm

Oh for fucks sake he just refered to non-rich people as 'plebs'

As in plebians.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:27 pm

What the fuck is he doing in Canada?

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:29 pm

I dunno.

Last class, we were talking about the NDP (Social-Democrats), and he said this about NDP voters

"If they want Socialism, they should move to China"

Fuck I want to kick his ass.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:38 pm

China, the symbol for rampant, uncontrolled capitalism masquerading as socialism?

RIIIIIGHT

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Post by Katzenjammer on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:47 pm

MATAR A LOS CAPITALISTAS!!!

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Post by PayJ on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:59 pm

One of my biggest problems with Capitalism is when it all falls through and we're plunged into shit those that caused it all will be the safest while the rest of us will be fucked. Well we're getting fucked daily but you know.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:01 pm

They won't be safe from Travis Bickle.


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Post by PayJ on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:07 pm

Should really watch that film.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:11 pm

I think you'd like it.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:12 pm

I shall have to order it next payday.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:44 am

YEAH, CAPITALISM

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:31 am

We should do whatever China's doing. If it involves occupying large tracts of land we have no real claim in, I'm all for that

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Post by Furburt on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:33 am



Problem, England?

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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:25 am

¿Que es?

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Post by Autism on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:43 am

lol America selling shit to China

they shouldn't be selling shit to China, isn't the whole thing about the economy being so shit because the U.S is too fucking retarded to try and compete economically with China?

now China will just get their cheapass workers to work on better cars with this technology and more jobs will get outsourced and fuck
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Post by Hubilub on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:45 am

Nonono, you do not understaaaand. America is doing this because they want to control China's industrial expansion. China can't really do shit with SAAB for at least several years. It's a pretty shit investment.

Although it does not matter anymore. America pulled out of the deal, and now Trollhättan, where SAAB is situated, is going fucking mental

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Post by Furburt on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:45 am

Harry Jenkins wrote:¿Que es?

Docklands bombing. Gave the British economy a bit of a boo boo.

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Post by PayJ on Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:09 pm



This guy isn't.

"Occupy wall street is like getting drunk by yourself on a tuesday afternoon. It doesn't make any sense."

Such a brilliant analogy.

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Post by Autism on Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:59 pm

i think we're all jealous of america's superior measurement system and date system
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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:02 pm

What the fuck even is up with their date system? It makes no sense at all.
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Post by reg42 on Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Long live the metric system.

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Post by Alkaline on Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:32 pm

reg42 wrote:Long live the metric system.
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Post by PayJ on Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:25 pm

Long live the ridiculous British way of combining both metric and imperial to make an entirely stupid system.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:31 pm

Amen

Miles are great but who the hell wants to use pounds

Also I love how Americans are the only people properly still using the "Imperial" system - quite unfitting.

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