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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:51 am

What does it change your voice to?

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:11 am

Heaps of different shit.

I had a perfect setup for a woman's voice but forgot to save all the settings and now I can't get them again, motherfuck.
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Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:20 pm

I fucking love that image Khar-Khar.

While 9/11 was a tragedy - a horrible story with no real conclusion, the amount of similar images like that one, with superimposed Eagles and shit. If anything, plastering slogans and (while national) imagery over the picture ruins the effect of both the event and the resonating message concerning it for worse.

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:05 pm


This drummer has ridiculous amounts of swag.

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Post by Xandy on Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:26 am


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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:10 pm

...yes?

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Alkaline on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:12 pm



So true. XD

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:36 pm

There's a book full of them in Waterstones.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:54 pm

Speaking of stupid movie cliches.

>At the very end, protagonist about to execute the mass-murdering psychopathic terrorist
>"NO!, if we kill him, we're just as bad as he is!"

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:00 pm

What about the other 500 goons he slaughtered to get to the villain?

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:20 am

Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange.
Barman: What can I get... holy shit half your head is an orange! How did that happen?
Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc.
Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange.
Guy: First Wish - I wished for every woman in the world to love me.
Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish?
Guy: Second Wish - I wished that I was a billionaire.
Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange?
Guy: It was a silly wish. I dont wanna say.
Barman: Go on tell me, I'll give you a drink.
Guy: Ok well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by LordCuthberton on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:24 am

I woudlnt; ne able to expalin that joke as people'd get bored by the 5th line.


Still funney though

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Post by ggggggggggg on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:45 am

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:49 am

So there's this man, & his whole life he's loved tractors. When he was a little kid & all his friends played with toy cars, he played with tractors. When they got car posters & car magazines, he got tractors. And when all his friends finally got their licenses, he got a license to drive a tractor.

So this guy gets together all the money he's been saving for a tractor ever since he was a kid, calls in all his favours & goes out to a tractor lot. There he looks at all the tractors, but he can't afford any of them. Finally he gets to the cheapest, a little second-hand red tractor. But he's still a few hundred dollars short, so he goes to the tractor salesman & pleads with him to make some kind of deal. The salesman thinks, & tells the man that he can give the tractor to him if he agrees to go without a warranty or insurance. The man agrees, pays the salesman & drives off the lot in his new tractor.

As soon as he turns the corner onto the street off the lot, the tractor falls to pieces. The wheels & paneling fall off, the engine drops down onto the road. He runs back to the salesman, absolutely furious. He's never been more angry in his life, & demands his money back. But the salesman tells him that because he had no warranty or insurance, he had no right to any money back. After an hour of argument, the salesman finally threatens to call the police. So the man goes home, feeling completely betrayed. When he gets home he gathers up all his tractor toys, his tractor posters, his tractor magazines & finally his tractor license, puts them into a big pile, throws some petrol on & lights the pile.

That night he decides to go to the pub, because he's so upset. He gets a lift from his friend & spends a good few hours playing pool. At the bar he starts chatting with a girl, & he's getting along really well with her, they're both having a really good time. Eventually she gets up & tells him she's going to go home. He asks her if she'd like to have one more beer with him before she goes, & she says "I'd love to, but I just can't. Don't get me wrong, I'm having a really good time & I really like you, it's just all the fumes & smoke in here, I'm getting a headache."

And the man says "I can fix that."

So he gets up & breathes in deeply, filling up his chest with all the fumes & smoke in the pub. He walks over to the window & blows them all out in a big plume of smoke, & the air inside the pub is fresher than anyone has ever tasted, as pure as a rainforest.

He sits back down with the girl, & takes a sip from his beer. She tells him "That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen anyone do ever! How could you possibly have done that?!"

He grins & says:

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"It's easy, I'm an extractor fan."
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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:16 am

YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:47 am

I told that one at a campfire, went down well. Thank you Stevey.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:49 am

I told my friend one in the same vein, he relayed it over the radio.
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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:03 am

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:35 am

I was lynched and now have to live under the name Stephen Fennel.
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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:17 am

Premel.

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Post by Alkaline on Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:00 am

Komrade Kharloth wrote:Speaking of stupid movie cliches.

>At the very end, protagonist about to execute the mass-murdering psychopathic terrorist
>"NO!, if we kill him, we're just as bad as he is!"

FullFuckingRetard.jpg

Oh good, I'm not the only one to feel this way.

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:46 pm

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:13 pm

"Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking
like a horse's collar, and I was no different! After having my depravity
cavity pounded, he then proceeded to thrust my poop chute. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load leaching from my puckered
brown eye and all over my piss flaps. The unrelenting orgasms from his
devil's bagpipe pounding my south mouth made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. The thrusting of my cocoa
channel was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his
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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:14 pm

"Wetter than a spastic's chin" is the greatest phrase ever, and I will use it often.

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Post by Pararaptor on Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:07 am

I really like depravity cavity.

But trembling like Michael J Fox licking a car battery is solid gold.
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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:02 am

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/12/kawah_ijen_by_night.html

Shit's on fire yo.
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Post by Furburt on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:15 am

Es mucho treeeeepy.

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Post by ggggggggggg on Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:01 pm

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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:14 pm

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Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:54 pm

I bet that's like 600 years old as well.

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Re: Random Thread 3: Randomania

Post by Vallorn on Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:52 pm

Furburt wrote:I bet that's like 600 years old as well.
I bet they still get off on it...

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