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The New Irish President...

Post by Furburt on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:29 pm



Is a leprechaun. Seriously, he's so short, he even looks short next to Oriental people.



Still, he's far from the worst. He's not mad and what he says generally makes sense. It's just a shame, because we'll be the butt of jokes for the next 7 years.

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Pararaptor on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:31 pm

You'll always be the butt of jokes.

I still remember this guy on the Vietnam trip taking the piss out of the potato famine who had everyone in stitches.

"Seamus, there's no bloody potatoes! What are we gonna eat?!"
"Well there's some cows over in that field"
"But what are we going to eat with the cows?!"
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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Furburt on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:38 pm

I laughed at that now, but I sense that if I was there I would have been awfully rude to him.

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:11 pm

He's more of a goblin than a leprechaun.

But yas, I am happy. He's the best of a bad lot, he seems like a decent enough chappy.

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:54 pm

Furburt wrote:

Is a leprechaun.


WE HAVE ASCENDED TO POWER AT LAST! THE STRUGGLE IS OVER! OUR ENEMIES HAVE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY PERISH AGAINST OUR MIGHT! THEY SHALL SUFFER AS WE HAVE SUFFERED AS THE LEPRECHAUNS RISE AGAIN!

MELLOW LEPRECHAUNS UNITE!


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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:20 pm

I thought all the leprechauns got culled in Ireland? Wasn't that what the troubles was about, the IRA killed all the leprechauns?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:31 pm

That's funny I heard that IRA was actually solely comprised of leprechauns? Besides wasn't the troubles something amount the British stealing all the gold or something?

That would explain why Gaddafi was helping them.... probably wanted the gold to build a statue or something....

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:02 pm

It was my understanding that Gaddafi was involved because he felt that if he helped the IRA annihilate leprechauns entirely Ireland would lose its sense of identity and cease to be the global superpower that it is.

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:04 pm

All allegations that Gaddafi provided weapons for the IRA are completely untrue.

It turns out, the entire IRA was just Gaddafi in a succession of different balaclavas. How he afforded to go back and forth from Libya to Ulster is beyond me.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:06 pm

I believed he utilised a mule of some description, but that's all the information I have on the matter.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:10 pm

THE AUSTRALIAN CONTRIBUTION TO THIS INVESTIGATION WAS SLIGHT

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:14 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:It was my understanding that Gaddafi was involved because he felt that if he helped the IRA annihilate leprechauns entirely Ireland would lose its sense of identity and cease to be the global superpower that it is.

cough cough....

Is this why Leprechaun started killing people? And how exactly does LEP-Recon fit into this eh?

I propose that Gaddafi paid the leprechauns to annihilate Thatcher, in order to aid Major's ascent to power and ultimately fulfil the prophecy.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:14 pm

Furburt wrote:THE AUSTRALIAN CONTRIBUTION TO THIS INVESTIGATION WAS SLIGHT

As always.

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Post by Alkaline on Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:39 pm

Mr. T.J. Wiggles wrote:
Furburt wrote:THE AUSTRALIAN CONTRIBUTION TO THIS INVESTIGATION WAS SLIGHT

As always.

Fucking aussies and your Vegemite!

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:28 pm

So he's the new taoi-towel?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:58 pm

No.

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Re: The New Irish President...

Post by Autism on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:24 am

he looks like Eberneizer Scrooge
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