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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 2:15 am

Wayward wrote:Hmm, that reminds me of what a friend was telling me last night about fear of heights. He said the fear comes from not trusting ourselves not to jump. Sometimes when faced with the option like that it's tempting to wonder.

I get nervous in high places there's a sensation that shoots up and down my legs when I'm nervous and looking over a balcony certainly triggers it. Needles also causes it, although most people say I'm calm as sleeping baby when getting shots. Truth is, I just hide it very well. I also dislike insects, but that triggers a gag reflex.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 2:18 am

Dead Herald wrote:That's not the same thing... Neutral
The urge to hack at something that passed pretty quickly was there.

I also get that sensation in the pit of my stomach, balls & soles of my feet when someone's leaning over the edge of something tall.
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Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 2:29 am

I mean, I had the urge to hack myself. Not something else.

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 2:48 am

Not much different. Meat is meat, & the sensation of something cutting into it is the same all over.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 2:55 am

It's a sadist act versus a masochist act.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 2:57 am

Sadomasichism?
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 3:01 am

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 3:04 am

I don't even know what it means.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 3:11 am

Sadism is gaining pleasure from hurting others.

Masochism is gaining pleasure from hurting oneself.

Actually I'm not sure that what I experience was masochism. It felt more like a compulsion rather than a desire.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 3:14 am

Hang on, I know what masochism is!
It's not wanting to be hurt, it's wanting to be humiliated & embarrassed. Taking pleasure in pain has its own name, but I can't remember what it is.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Wed May 18, 2011 3:16 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autosadism

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 18, 2011 7:34 am

Dead Herald wrote:I mean, I had the urge to hack myself. Not something else.
Sometimes when I get really stoned I get a tremendous urge to cut my own dick off. Put knives up against it and stuff. It's a bit weird. I'm thinking when I try proper hallucinogens I'm gunna have to hide the sharp objects.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 7:37 am

How the fuck do I remember you saying that before?!
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 18, 2011 7:44 am

Because you are the same kind of crazy? I probably have said it before.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 7:47 am

Yeah but you said it months ago, & you've said a lot since then.

It just feels weird that I remember it.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 18, 2011 7:49 am

Man, I remember some fo your ancient posts.
Lemme think. Some stuff about dreaming about your friend's bum / wanting to lick some girl's legs... But that wasn't so long ago...

Something'll come to me I'm sure of it.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 7:55 am

The girl's legs thing was like a week ago, my friend's bum a couple of months.
I think I remember you talking about the dick thing on PRIATE except I stopped going to PRIATE at that point...

I'm not sure now.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed May 18, 2011 7:56 am

I was never in PRIATE sir, but I think I said it pretty soon after joining here.

Meh, my memory is terrible. Felt like ages ago.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed May 18, 2011 8:02 am

Yeah, musta been then.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Vox Populi on Thu May 26, 2011 8:30 pm

I remember one time, when I was trying to escape from this fellow in a bowler. I had been going to make a presentation at my college, so I was dressed up in my best suit. But instead of the audience, there was just the aforementioned man. He kept demanding that I "show him my moves," while tapping his silver cane on the ground in quarter-time. I suddenly realized that my best suit was not, in fact, my best suit; that it was similar to the one worn by Fred Astaire in Roberta, in one of the scenes with Ms. Rogers. This rather disturbed me, as you might imagine, for it didn't fit very well.

At any rate, he kept expecting me to dance for him. I don't really know why, but I certainly wasn't going to entertain this man, whom I had never met before, and who seemed more than a little bit creepy. As such, I fled the scene post-haste. Or tried, anyway. For as I reached the door, the dastardly villain threw his cane at me, catching me squarely between the eyes with the metal tip. I fell back, unconscious, and then had the strangest dream of my life.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Alkaline on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:03 pm

Underwater base.

The protagonist and his friend are both strapped to operating tables.

A female figure gives a speech about treachery (I can't remember the dialogue) then orders her subordinates to operate on the protagonist's friend. The protagonist watches in horror as his friend twitches in agony while he is lobotomised. After a couple of minutes, the pair are locked in a dark crate, and jettisoned from the base to the bottom of the sea. In the darkness, the protagonist feebly calls out his friend's name, then realises in horror that his friend is now a bestial zombie. He snarls for a couple of seconds, then breaks free of his bonds and attacks the protagonist, who screams in agony as the "camera" pans towards the base.

And I wake up. I can't remember the dialogue, but I can remember the "music" being played in the dream. Scary.

And yeah, I have some really depraved dreams from time to time.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:14 pm

Oh shit, I'd forgotten about this thread.

I had a dream two nights ago about staying in some rich guy's house & picking up his brazillian wife.

Then I'm woken by the doorbell, & it's my neighbour. And then I realised I was dreaming about her.

Shit's gonna be awkward now...
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:20 pm

I had a dream last night where I couldn't stop ejaculating.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:23 pm

I had one a week or so ago where I was pissing torrential amounts of blood.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:07 pm

I had a dream I was this house party with Joe's family except it wasn't even Joe... I was just thinking about it and I realised who it actually was...


Brian Meech the meth addict of GTA IV... One of those times when you just know things in dreams....

Anyway it was a small house three stories and all wooden like a log shack. It was only one room long and you could see the back garden through the front door. It was a family party and it was really late he had a load of kids. But everyone was toking even the kids.... I turned up with a mate and we were just chilling out the front it was an street like something out of the american dream. White picket fences, neatly mown lawns. Then there was Joe's house.

We spent the whole night toking what I later realised to be broken up tree branches....

He taught he to pick the wood out of the centre and use the bark to hold the pure green... Somehow we managed to toke through the wood and it was pretty cool... Then I woke up I only just realised now that you couldn't toke a stick in real lfe... Shame....

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That was a fun googling!

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Fniff on Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:45 am

I once had a dream that took place in a post apocalyptic city. It was not a particularly happy go lucky dream. There was only one person in this entire city, a little girl who had gone so mad from the isolation that she hallucinated regularly, and even noted this. When I approached, she assumed I was another hallucination. I argued my proof of reality for a while, then got bored and left. I went to a bombed out shop next door, and opened the door. Apparently, it led out into a vacuum, cos I got sucked in. Then as it turned out I didn't exist, I was hallucination. My actual physical self was a collection of red mushrooms.

There was this odd feeling throughout the dream of desperate hope, that this girl would meet another survivor and not die alone in this dead city. Again, not happy go lucky.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Wayward on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:24 pm

I almost never have sexual dreams. Well, let me rephrase that. I almost never have good sexual dreams. Usually, when I dream about sex, it's all metaphorical, like, I get devoured by a giant snake while trapped in a body of water I can't get out of or something. But just before I woke up today, I had the most erotic dream I've ever had. There wasn't even any actual sex, just foreplay and making out, but it felt so good! Then the ice-cream truck drove by my house and woke me up with that annoying little song. The way I figure it, that ice-cream truck driver owes me an orgasm.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:43 pm

Well then you better hope your milkshake brings the boys to the yard.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:44 pm

Okay that was terrible. I'm sorry.


I just can't resist sometimes.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Walnutman on Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:59 pm

I had a dream last night that lasted about 10 seconds.

I saw this guy with a giant head, he screamed in pain, there was an explosion then colours. The end.

An interesting way to be woken up.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by GrinningManiac on Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:02 am

Had a dream last night

Found a dead horse curled up on the footpath in a field across from my house. When I come back with my family, it's getting dark and the horse is gone. An old, mustached man in a Prussian winter uniform walks up to me and smiles. We have a conversation. The horse was his, it seems. I don't remember either of us saying anything, but I remember that we DID talk and that this man was Kaiser Wilhelm the Second (despite not looking anything like the IRL (I checked on Google when I woke up)). He gave a really warm smile at the end of our parlance and we both did a Prussian salute - clicking the heels. When I woke up I was so happy and giddy from meeting THE Kaiser Wilhelm that I very nearly went on Facebook and told everyone.

Then I remembered that Kaiser Wilhelm was dead, that what I saw MIGHT have been a dream on account of me being in bed, and he didn't look like Wilhelm. But even now I'm really happy and warm inside from meeting him.

Also, this song that played in my dream has been looping in my head. It's not a real song. I know the tune's real but I cannot remember its origin. All I know is that the lyrics were "And It Was Briiiiight Liiights and Coloured Pe-pul ... don' matter t'mee-hee-heee...."

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:50 am

I had no dreams last night because acid stopped me from sleeping.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:58 am

Fuck I had this dream I was on a plane & this one guy went crazy & killed everyone, then I had to wait in this big bronze room with some people from school. Then I went in this tube again & was on the plane before that guy went crazy, but someone managed to stop him & we took the plane down & it turned out the pilot was Tim Curry.
And the airport was in some shithole little town in New South Wales, & they had all these bioluminescent sea worms in little tanks.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by reg42 on Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:58 am

I took some dream root last night and I dreamed about a lot of weird shit. I can't even explain it all. Though I clearly remember giving someone a copy of Deep Troubles: The Poop Anthology to read.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:12 am

Did they say thanks?

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:55 am

Am female. Maybe a year ago I had a dream that I was a man. I kind of looked like the actor Adam Scott. I was having sex with some girl but the (my) penis was wide and flat. I was on my knees leaning over the top of her then I held my penis and waved it around til I came on her. Then there were heaps of people standing around the bed watching. They didn't know that I was 'pretending' to be a man. I thought I was born a man, then got confused. All of the sudden I was sitting in a tree house with an old childhood friend smoking cigarettes that we had stolen from our parents. Dream ends.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by reg42 on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:53 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Did they say thanks?
I think they liked it. We already have fans!

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:58 am

NightSwimming wrote:Am female. Maybe a year ago I had a dream that I was a man. I kind of looked like the actor Adam Scott. I was having sex with some girl but the (my) penis was wide and flat. I was on my knees leaning over the top of her then I held my penis and waved it around til I came on her. Then there were heaps of people standing around the bed watching. They didn't know that I was 'pretending' to be a man. I thought I was born a man, then got confused. All of the sudden I was sitting in a tree house with an old childhood friend smoking cigarettes that we had stolen from our parents. Dream ends.
I had a dream like that once.
I was living in a caravan on a big abandoned airstrip, everything looked kinda like Grand Theft Auto Vice City era graphics. I walked outside to take a piss on the back of the caravan, instead of on the ground for some reason, but there was a door and like a vent-type thing on the back that both lead into darkness. Inside there was a little creature, looked kinda like gollumn in lord of the rings. He was moving in between the door and the vent and laughing. So I pissed in the vent and he came out in front of it, but he stayed there with his eyes closed, letting me piss on his face. Then he said "I can see so clearly" in a strained, weird voice. I got freaked out and ran away, but suddenly I had a boner and my dick was too heavy. It fell off and inside it was another, tiny little shrivelled purple dick. End dream.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:58 am

In retrospect it was nothing like your dream at all.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:00 pm

reg42 wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Did they say thanks?
I think they liked it. We already have fans!
Let's start a poop-poem thread on here, get submissions.

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