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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:14 am

Pararaptor wrote:That's creepy as hell, Milky.

OH! That reminds me, I hit a low point in my life today. We were watching the dissection of a woman in Bio. I got an erection.

I get turned on by watching horror/gore films. The more blood and ripped flesh the better. But it hasn't translated into real life yet...yet
But I'm not a sick fuck like you! In all seriousness, this is the best thing I've heard all day

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:15 am

Really? Hehe, that's fucking awesome. Sam must hate that.

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Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:19 am

Good to know someone else can love it & not be batshit too.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:29 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Really? Hehe, that's fucking awesome. Sam must hate that.
He hates it SO much. I constantly talk about the fucked up things I've seen on chan or efukt and he just can't handle it.

Pararaptor wrote:Good to know someone else can love it & not be batshit too.
I lied, I am a sick fuck like you. I pretty much exclusively get off on blood. It freaks me out. I guess that's why I've been watching Dexter a lot lately...

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:32 am

NightSwimming wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Really? Hehe, that's fucking awesome. Sam must hate that.
He hates it SO much. I constantly talk about the fucked up things I've seen on chan or efukt and he just can't handle it.

Pararaptor wrote:Good to know someone else can love it & not be batshit too.
I lied, I am a sick fuck like you. I pretty much exclusively get off on blood. It freaks me out. I guess that's why I've been watching Dexter a lot lately...
Hahaha, wow. That's fucking hysterical. I can't think of a more unsuitable boyfriend.

Ask him to torture you a little to get you off, see if he says yes.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:36 am

I would if we didn't live 8 hours away from each other and he had the money to visit! He'd DEFINITELY say no though. Could you imagine Sam being abusive to a woman, let alone anyone but himself?

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:38 am

Nope, but it sure would make him uncomfortable if you asked haha

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:56 am

NightSwimming wrote:I lied, I am a sick fuck like you. I pretty much exclusively get off on blood. It freaks me out. I guess that's why I've been watching Dexter a lot lately...
Ha ha ha! I hardly ever get off to it at all! Gore-induced boners are pretty rare for me actually.
Usually it's just a warm, powerful excited sensation in my chest, like euphoria.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:35 am

I find it very euphoric as well. That's actually a really nicely constructed definition of the way I respond too.

I just like a side of gore with my orgasm.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:36 am

Pararaptor wrote:
NightSwimming wrote:I lied, I am a sick fuck like you. I pretty much exclusively get off on blood. It freaks me out. I guess that's why I've been watching Dexter a lot lately...
Ha ha ha! I hardly ever get off to it at all! Gore-induced boners are pretty rare for me actually.
Usually it's just a warm, powerful excited sensation in my chest, like euphoria.

That's actually acid reflux........or you're just a perv.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:48 am

Meh, who am I to judge. I finger my arsehole when I jerk off and I can't even figure out if I'm straight or not.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:50 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Meh, who am I to judge. I finger my arsehole when I jerk off and I can't even figure out if I'm straight or not.

If you enjoy it, I would say you are probably not. But that doesn't mean you can't switch hit.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:04 pm

NightSwimming wrote:I find it very euphoric as well. That's actually a really nicely constructed definition of the way I respond too.

I just like a side of gore with my orgasm.
You should talk to Furburt about it. I write my own stuff for my gore fix but he treats it on the film reel like an art form.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:05 pm

Hey, film gore IS an art film.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Wayward on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:40 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Meh, who am I to judge. I finger my arsehole when I jerk off and I can't even figure out if I'm straight or not.
Girls have fingers, too.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:57 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Meh, who am I to judge. I finger my arsehole when I jerk off and I can't even figure out if I'm straight or not.


Just because you have nerve endings doesn't make you gay or straight Milky. Plus, almost everyone in our friends group wouldn't think thrice (because they might think twice) if they were offered sex from someone they were attracted to from the same sex. Have you seen Dayman's daughter Matrika? I'd fuck her if she offered!




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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:59 pm

Hey I didn't say the two things were related! Fingering your arsehole isn't gay, it's just weird.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:10 pm

No, it's when you start sticking coke bottles up there, that you know.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Alkaline on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:14 pm

Hey, I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle, is this bad?

Oh come on, someone had to do it.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:17 pm

Only if it's got coke in it.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:23 pm

I forget how but my mum knows some surf lifesavers out in the country. One of them was once at a place where a scientist was doing some research on blue-ringed octopus & kept a whole bunch of dead ones in a coke bottle full of seawater. Pretty quickly the water turned black & some guy about 15, training to be a surf lifesaver drank from it.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:23 pm

Did he died?

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:24 pm

@Para: We have that here. It's called Diet Rite.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:25 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:Did he died?
Damn I dunno a honey bear?
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Dead Herald on Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:25 pm

Bears are attracted by period blood.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Katzenjammer on Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:58 pm

reg42 wrote:I dreamed my friend's mom asked me to marry her. Da fuck?

I regularly dream about shagging one of my friends mums.

What? She's a fine lady.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:11 pm

Pararaptor wrote:That's creepy as hell, Milky.

OH! That reminds me, I hit a low point in my life today. We were watching the dissection of a woman in Bio. I got an erection.
When you get a boner over the birthing video I'll be creeped out by you. I mean... Dayum that video we watched was just so damn disgusting. Especially when we where in year 7.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by PayJ on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:12 pm

katzenjammer wrote:
reg42 wrote:I dreamed my friend's mom asked me to marry her. Da fuck?

I regularly dream about shagging one of my friends mums.

What? She's a fine lady.
Some of my mates have got fit mums. I mean dayum. Thank god for outdoor pools and swimsuits.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by The Moonbai on Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:41 am

I'm just gonna leave this here...

Tis mild badassery right there, that post.

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Post by Dead Herald on Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:08 am

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Wayward on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:47 am

The above two posts made me giggle and feel strangely flattered. Unfortunately, acknowledging that makes me no longer LEET.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Pararaptor on Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:52 pm

The first dream I ever remember having was a nightmare about Ernie from Sesame Street as a psychotic surgeon telling me he was going to kill me while he operated on me.

The fear of being murdered on the operating table has stuck with me my whole life. I had recurring nightmares about it when I was 12 & couldn't stand hospitals.
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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:01 pm

I had a weird dream the other night....

I was walking down Manor road (Google maps it if you want). It's quite a long road with lots of green foliage. It was summer. The clock was just reaching ten and the sun was just vanishing out of sight. I had been dreaming for a long time before that. I think it was just another dream where I sit around smoking green. Same as real life, to be honest.

Anyways, I have just passed the church. When, I notice a colossal manor. Four storeys tall with a gothic look about the place. Somehow I knew this was my home. I go in and inside the whole place is vacant. Bare floorboards everywhere, cracked paintwork and furniture hidden by white sheets. I go up to the fourth floor. It's a small chapel. A few pews and a worn lectern at the end of the room. All of this is lit by a small bulb hanging way above from the ceiling.

At somepoint, I travel back to the third floor. There's a large white door and inside is a small room full of beanbags. Upon which are all of my mates chuffing joints. I'm in there for about ten minutes when I realise two of the people I don't recognise. They're sitting opposite one another and keep passing a bong back and forth, like some shitty .GIF animation. After another minute, it occurs to me. I DO know them. Well, one of them at least. It's someone who looks like Fabian but he has thick mutton chop sideburns and a grizzly ponytail. It's all a bit hazy but I found out that his name was Furburt and he lived in Ireland. I asked about the other guy. His name was Brandon. But it wasn't. It was Joe. I knew it was. I just knew. He looked incredibly similiar to Joe but he there was something wrong with him. I just couldn't place it. I had a chat with him about the shit he was smoking (White Rhino(Dank shit I had been geting all week) but I kept called him Joe. He was getting noticeably more pissed each time. In the end, I just walked off.

The whole thing was just off... What where they doing here? I questioned Furburt. The conversation went like this:

"What the fuck are you doin' here? I thought you were in Ireland?"

"I am, mate."

"What?"

"We are in Ireland."

"What the fuck are you on about? Your not Fabian!"

"What do you mean?"

"Prove it."

What ensued was a complex series of puzzles involving Rorsharch tests. Then I just kept asking him about opinions and posts. But it was worthless, he knew everything.

It came to the end of my dream and we were all leaving I was bidding everyone farewell. I was having a talk with Furburt about nothing much when he made the comment "It's a long way back to Belfast."

I woke up shouting "FUUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!"

This probably isn't very exciting to read but long story short don't trust your dreams!

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:01 pm

FACT: That dream house was in the same place as I had my first K Hole.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:05 pm

K-Hole?

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:19 pm

When you do too much Ket and sort of zone out. It's weird and actually quite fun. Like being so detached from your body, that you actually can no longer control it. Your observing your own actions.

Basically, you just spend ages, staring, not moving with your mind going crazy.

It looks pretty bad but it is pretty fucking enjoyable.

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:34 pm

So it's like a funcoma?

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by The Moonbai on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:39 pm

Except it's said that people in comas can hear what people say to them.

On dreams however. One of my earliest ever, from when I was nay 7, was basically me playing cards with Batman. When kinda suddenly and very solemnly Batman puts his cards down, looks at me and says: 'I'm disappointed in you.'

Needless to say I woke up in tears wondering wtf

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by NightSwimming on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:40 pm

MilkyFresh wrote:So it's like a funcoma?

If a coma doesn't last for 17 years and you wake up and your wife has left you for another man and started a new family, then yes, a K-Hole is a 'funcoma'

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Re: Really weird dreams?

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:44 pm

Probably. Not sure what that is but I reckon if I split it in two then both of those words would apply to the experience.

Looks like thas:

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