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The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Hubilub on Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:59 am



This is Herman Cain.

He is a republican. He's also a blackie. He is also going to make it impossible for Muslims to join the senate. He claims other blackies are brainwashed by the democrats. He thinks that if someone is homeless and jobless it's their own fault and not the government's or the economy.

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Alkaline on Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:06 am

>He is also going to make it impossible for Muslims to join the senate.

Do they even read their own Constitution anymore?

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Pararaptor on Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:59 am

Scared by England, by the sounds of it.
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:26 am

He won't be the Republicunt presidental candidate.

Not because of his policies, but because he's a nigger.

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by PayJ on Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:19 pm

"He thinks that if someone is homeless and jobless it's their own fault and not the government's or the economy."

Yeah that'll get the black people on side.

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:32 pm

PayJ567 wrote:"He thinks that if someone is homeless and jobless it's their own fault and not the government's or the economy."

Yeah that'll get the black people on side.

Like they need a campaign to get that...

Mate they don't vote, they consult their Dulux colour chart and vote for the one closest to "rich mahogany".

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Hubilub on Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:34 am

We are such over-privileged whities.

HURRAY

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Alkaline on Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:36 am

Komrade Kharloth wrote:He won't be the Republicunt presidental candidate.

Not because of his policies, but because he's a nigger.
That sounds about right, actually. Laughing

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:02 pm

Nigga needs a blastin' from ma gat. chk chk BLAUGH BLAUGH BLAUGH

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Furburt on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:14 pm

So there was these two wogs fighting and...

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:17 pm


And then we gave her money to take off her clothes

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:19 pm

Wait, what happened to that record deal?
That record deal she was supposed to have gotten?
After her appearance? That would let her make records?

What happened to that?
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Furburt on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:20 pm

So..wait, she became famous because she was A. laughably racist and B. Making the whole thing up and we reward her by masturbating to her?

What the fuck is wrong with...everything?

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:20 pm

Never heard about that

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:21 pm

Furburt wrote:So..wait, she became famous because she was A. laughably racist and B. Making the whole thing up and we reward her by masturbating to her?

What the fuck is wrong with...everything?
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Pararaptor on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:22 pm

Yeah, she made it all up. Her whole elaborate retelling of such a complex situation was actually invented on the spot.
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:23 pm

Maybe she's a troll

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Post by Pararaptor on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:24 pm

Undoubtedly.
People like her should be killed, anyone with an IQ less than 130. In fact I'll do it because I have sociopathic tendencies.
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Furburt on Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:29 pm

Bitch should be kneecapped in the face. I can do it myself of course, because I am a cold psycho hitman who would probably be strangling people right now if I wasn't living with my parents.

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Katzenjammer on Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:31 pm

Who is she?

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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Furburt on Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:16 pm

Behold, temporary internet fame!


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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Autism on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:11 pm

Hubilub wrote: He is also going to make it impossible for Muslims to join the senate

stem the tide
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Re: The new Republican Presidential candidate

Post by Guest on Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:45 pm

Alkaline wrote:
Komrade Kharloth wrote:He won't be the Republicunt presidental candidate.

Not because of his policies, but because he's a nigger.
That sounds about right, actually. Laughing
So? Bit racist to suggest blacks have to adhere to social norms.

/racism inversion/


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