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Steve Jobs is dead

Post by Hubilub on Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:46 am

Just like his phones his battery life sucks

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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:23 am

Zing!

Still, the computing world will lose an element of style he brought to the table. Those black polo-necks, damn.

Long live the Steve Jobs.

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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:36 am


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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:48 am

LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

WHAT A SURPRISE

OT: Shame.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:51 am

LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

Dear lord, they have the same opinion of the world as a 14 year old Korn fan.

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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by Alkaline on Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:01 pm

LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

Notice how in the picture they sent that tweet from an iPhone.


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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:33 pm

Alkaline wrote:
LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

Notice how in the picture they sent that tweet from an iPhone.


Whole reason I posted it!

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Post by Autism on Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:50 pm

LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

Should definitely sort out those heathens
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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:26 pm

What's the difference between a black people and cancer?

Cancer gets jobs.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:39 pm

@Kharloth: Too soon.

Butt too good.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:41 pm

Yes, his butt is just too good.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:55 pm

Someone has censored "Butt" with one T.

*-Angrish ranting-*

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Post by Furburt on Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:56 pm

Amish ranting?

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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by Walnutman on Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:44 pm

Anyone else think it's a bit odd that the thing that killed him had the initials PC?

Also, very sad he's passed away, seemed like a cool guy.

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Re: Steve Jobs is dead

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:03 am

I liked him

Never liked Apple computers for some reason, b u t he was a pretty cool guy.

I know it's an exercise in fultility b u t I wonder what their reason for hatin' on Jobs is? I know they hate on EVERYONE and EVERYTHING b u t I wonder what the particular rea-

Oh, right, he's a fag.

What a clever thing to say.

Why do they bother with the whole "we troll in the name of the LORD" thing? It's so horribly obvious they ignore, go against and outright BREAK the Bible and the LORD's teachings (fun fact - capitalising the LORD's name makes everything epic)

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Post by Autism on Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:58 am

So apparently wikileaks found documents saying that Jobs had HIV.

Apparently its a fake/most likely fake though.

I still find it weird that Wikileaks would leak something like that though

How the fuck is that 'opening governments and getting rid of corruption'
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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:00 am

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Post by Furburt on Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:27 am

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Post by Katzenjammer on Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:50 am

Pancreatic Cancer? Turns out there's not an app for that Steve.

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Post by Terria on Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:45 pm

He's not dead, you're just holding him the wrong way.

Shame though.

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Post by Desert Warrior on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:06 pm

Furburt wrote:
LordCuthberton wrote:WBC want's to picket it.

http://onlyseancanjudgeme.tumblr.com/post/11088634312

Dear lord, they have the same opinion of the world as a 14 year old Korn fan.

I'm a fourteen year old Korn fan.
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Post by Furburt on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:10 pm

In which case I apologize and immediately retract what I said because I'm a pussy and I'm terrified of arguments.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:10 pm

Although to be fair, I liked much worse stuff than Korn when I was 14.

And even worse than that at 13.

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Post by reg42 on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:11 pm

Korn is for sillyfaces.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:13 pm

They're not the worst, but the lyrics are SO FUCKING ANGSTY.

It perfectly encapsulates what it feels like to be in your mid teens, and nobody wants to remember that.

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Post by reg42 on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:18 pm

I kid; I've got 5 of their albums.

But yeah, I have moved past them. I like the music still, but their lyrics are so annoyingly angsty that it doesn't appeal to me anymore. Even when they aren't angsty, they aren't great.

GET UP!
GET THE FUCK UP!


You tell 'em, Johnny.

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Post by Alkaline on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:40 pm

You should see Slipknot's lyrics.

SENSE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU MAKE IT

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