Fniff Reviews: N8: Special Announcement.

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Fniff Reviews: N8: Special Announcement.

Post by Fniff on Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:23 pm

Look at this slimy asshole.


He knows he is untouchable. He is so smug. He wants to make your life hell, and he knows you cannot do anything. You cannot even snark.

This slimy asshole is the google advert. A good idea, text only adverts. Prevents annoyance. Problem is, we like laughing at annoying adverts, and we are used to doing so.

This guy knows we cannot snark at him. What is there to laugh at? But, I am a pro advert hunter, and I am not going to lose my pride just yet. No-one should. This is annoying, but we gotta do it.

I can't even laugh at this. I just tried to make a paragraph laughing at this, but I cannot do it. What do I do!? It's just text! I am used to fake smiles, uncanny valley rejects, stock photos, fake women pretending to be thinner versions of a fat lady that is clearly another women entirely, all that! What can I do with text? NOTHING.

God, I hate myself.

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Re: Fniff Reviews: N8: Special Announcement.

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:44 pm

Fniff wrote:

God, I hate myself.

That's okay, He hates you too.

OT: Google adverts seem nastier to me than the ones you like bashing.

They seem cheap and ugly and multitudinous. They're like the tumbleweed of the internet wilds

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Re: Fniff Reviews: N8: Special Announcement.

Post by Fniff on Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:55 pm

GrinningManiac wrote:
Fniff wrote:

God, I hate myself.

That's okay, He hates you too.

OT: Google adverts seem nastier to me than the ones you like bashing.

They seem cheap and ugly and multitudinous. They're like the tumbleweed of the internet wilds

I agree. Also, they are goddamn hard to laugh at.

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