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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:12 am

I'm thinking we need more threads. Actually, we just need a few more posters, but in the absence of such a thing, a new thread will have to do. And being that we've got so few posters (which is in some ways a good thing) we all ought to get to know each other a little better. So, open your webcams and take a picture of yourself. Now. Without fixing your hair, or doing your make up, or getting into some nicer clothes. Jusdoit.
See, I didn't even turn the lights on.:
Now that's a shitty photo. Post some shitty photos! I want to put faces to the names.
There's an even worse picture in my profile, if you just can't get enough.

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Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:06 am

Spoiler:

Really big picture! Also, fugly

And yes, I have a space-themed bedroom. I had it when I was eight, and I haven't bothered decorating. God willing, I'm moving out next year, so there's little point now.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:06 pm

Spoiler:

Literally just woke up.

Handsome fucker ain't I?

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by Megan on Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:07 pm

I have no idea how to work my damn webcam... I've never used it. But I have a cell phone, with a camera.

So taken 5 minutes ago, at 8 in the morning.
Spoiler:

Yes, I know, I'm a looker. :/

Sorry for the quality. I have a Droid the first, which is heavy as shit, so it's been dropped a few times. And I don't know how to get the regular photo button to work, I have to hit the touch screen, which is on the other side of the phone from the camera, so I have to line up my finger, jerk the phone out and hope I get everything in frame in time. I took about 20, so if you want even more lovely early morning shots of me, I can share them. Wink Some of them even include my face.
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Post by ggggggggggg on Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:55 pm

Well I'm not just out of bed, but it is after a shower, so that's pretty much the same...

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Yes, I need a haircut.

and how the fuck do you resize images here?

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by Furburt on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:11 pm

I seem to have mastered the ability to have my webcam take said photo at the exact time I don't want it to.

Oh well.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by reg42 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:49 am

I don't have a webcam, though there's a photo unloaded on my profile.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by EClaris on Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:07 am

I would, but I'm not sure on how to spoiler on this forum.

That and don't want to be judged by you
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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by Dude on Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:22 am

EClaris wrote:I would, but I'm not sure on how to spoiler on this forum.

That and don't want to be judged by you

Maybe we'll judge you on your decision not to contribute

WHAT NOW

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by EClaris on Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:36 am

Fine, be a jerk and cause both options to suck:
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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:51 am

teh_pwning_dude wrote:
EClaris wrote:I would, but I'm not sure on how to spoiler on this forum.

That and don't want to be judged by you

Maybe we'll judge you on your decision not to contribute

WHAT NOW
Put a fucking picture up Dude! I won't have this kind of nonsense in my thread. Also, can't multiquote. Oh well.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by miracleofsound on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:16 pm

[img][/img] how do I work this stupid photo upload thingy....?



there we go.

Lol I look goofy

wtf
its still not working

uh, help the techno-retard please?
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Post by ggggggggggg on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:35 pm

miracleofsound wrote:[img][/img] how do I work this stupid photo upload thingy....?



there we go.

Lol I look goofy

wtf
its still not working

uh, help the techno-retard please?



You just use the image code things, like this: [IMG ] [/IMG ] (without the spaces of course)

But you knew that so...
Maybe you're encoding the wrong link?

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Whoops, came out kinda big.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by reg42 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:44 pm

Here!
Spoiler:
It's the one from my profile, because I'm lazy.
And here's a few more, because I'm slightly less lazy than I thought:

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by miracleofsound on Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:36 pm

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Post by reg42 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:52 pm

miracleofsound wrote:snip
You look cheerful

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Post by Fniff on Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:06 pm

Spoiler:

God I hate myself.

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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by miracleofsound on Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:38 pm

reg42 wrote:
miracleofsound wrote:snip
You look cheerful

I am! Smile

I have New Vegas and Black Ops is out tmrw... I'm a happy chappy
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Post by reg42 on Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:41 pm

miracleofsound wrote:
reg42 wrote:
miracleofsound wrote:snip
You look cheerful

I am! Smile

I have New Vegas and Black Ops is out tmrw... I'm a happy chappy
I thought I saw a hint of New Vegas in that smile!

I can't freaking wait for Black Ops. WaW is so far my favourite CoD, if we're judging by the single player, so I have high hopes for this one.

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Post by miracleofsound on Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:34 am

reg42 wrote:
I can't freaking wait for Black Ops. WaW is so far my favourite CoD, if we're judging by the single player, so I have high hopes for this one.

Oh, I have no doubt the campaign will be all kinds of awesome... I too loved WAW.

The multi, by the looks of it, is going to be just as broken and frustrating as any other COD due to second chance, knifing, the RC Car (I just saw a vid of a guy getting a six-man-kill with the damn thing) and a number of other bad design descisions. Oh well.
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Re: Indulge ye vanity

Post by Hubilub on Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:17 am

WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO VIEW THIS THREAD WHILE IN THE BATHROOM!?

Well, you asked for it, motherfucker.

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Post by Megan on Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:32 pm

miracleofsound wrote:
reg42 wrote:
I can't freaking wait for Black Ops. WaW is so far my favourite CoD, if we're judging by the single player, so I have high hopes for this one.

Oh, I have no doubt the campaign will be all kinds of awesome... I too loved WAW.

The multi, by the looks of it, is going to be just as broken and frustrating as any other COD due to second chance, knifing, the RC Car (I just saw a vid of a guy getting a six-man-kill with the damn thing) and a number of other bad design descisions. Oh well.
Is it true that Black Ops will have bots? I heard this somewhere, probably the Escapist. If so, I may even get this one. Then I can play those maps with bots and with Robert. No more corpse humping by 10 years olds for me. Smile

Hubilub wrote:WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO VIEW THIS THREAD WHILE IN THE BATHROOM!?
I thought you were fibbing about taking your laptop in with you! You really do love the bath!

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Post by Furburt on Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:43 pm

meganmeave wrote:
Is it true that Black Ops will have bots? I heard this somewhere, probably the Escapist. If so, I may even get this one. Then I can play those maps with bots and with Robert. No more corpse humping by 10 years olds for me. Smile

It has bots, but here's the kicker, you can only use them if you're online.

Kind of defeats the purpose.

Oh well, I'm still going to illegally acquire it, if only for the momentary thrill of playing as JFK killing Zombies.

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Post by Megan on Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:59 pm

Furburt wrote:
meganmeave wrote:
Is it true that Black Ops will have bots? I heard this somewhere, probably the Escapist. If so, I may even get this one. Then I can play those maps with bots and with Robert. No more corpse humping by 10 years olds for me. Smile

It has bots, but here's the kicker, you can only use them if you're online.

Kind of defeats the purpose.

Oh well, I'm still going to illegally acquire it, if only for the momentary thrill of playing as JFK killing Zombies.
The hell?! Man!

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:43 pm

meganmeave wrote:
Hubilub wrote:WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO VIEW THIS THREAD WHILE IN THE BATHROOM!?
I thought you were fibbing about taking your laptop in with you! You really do love the bath!

why would I ever fibble?

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Post by Megan on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:26 pm

Hubilub wrote:
meganmeave wrote:
Hubilub wrote:WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO VIEW THIS THREAD WHILE IN THE BATHROOM!?
I thought you were fibbing about taking your laptop in with you! You really do love the bath!

why would I ever fibble?
To prove you love the bath more than anybody?
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Post by Aunell on Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:46 pm

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5388/74467400.jpg

me and my nice Ibanez ATK Very Happy

I love that thing

by the way, how do I put spoilers and stuff like that on this website thingy?

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Post by Megan on Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:01 pm

Aunell wrote:http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5388/74467400.jpg

me and my nice Ibanez ATK Very Happy

I love that thing

by the way, how do I put spoilers and stuff like that on this website thingy?
Mostly like you did on the Escapist, so put spoiler in brackets, like so.

Spoiler:
It's a spoiler!

But the youtube embedding is a little different.

Images are the same.


Oh look! There you are!
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:55 am

Aunell wrote:http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5388/74467400.jpg

me and my nice Ibanez ATK Very Happy

I love that thing

by the way, how do I put spoilers and stuff like that on this website thingy?
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Post by Wayward on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:33 am

I don't have a webcam, so I had to go with a cliche bathroom mirror pic. No, I didn't fix my hair while I was in there.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:35 am

Wayward wrote:I don't have a webcam, so I had to go with a cliche bathroom mirror pic. No, I didn't fix my hair while I was in there.
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I just bought a very similar jumper, and los my very similar gloves.

That's all.

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Post by Wayward on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:38 am

MilkyFresh wrote:I just bought a very similar jumper, and los my very similar gloves.

That's all.
What's a jumper? You can get gloves like that at the dollar store, just cut the fingers off yourself and seal the ends with a lighter. A lighter's good for burning the fuzzies off, too. Burn the fuzzies!
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:48 am

Wayward wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:I just bought a very similar jumper, and los my very similar gloves.

That's all.
What's a jumper?
Sorry, I was talking about kangaroos again.

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Post by Wayward on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:57 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Sorry, I was talking about kangaroos again.
We don't have those here. We do have fisher cats, which look kangaroo-ish when they're lit briefly by my headlights and running away into the bushes by the road late at night.
By the way, what'chu need gloves for in Australia, boy?
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:01 am

Wayward wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Sorry, I was talking about kangaroos again.
We don't have those here. We do have fisher cats, which look kangaroo-ish when they're lit briefly by my headlights and running away into the bushes by the road late at night.
By the way, what'chu need gloves for in Australia, boy?
Be fair, nobody ever needs fingerless gloves. Unless your palms are too cold but your fingers are too hot, and that doesn't happen often enough to justify owning clothing designed to combat it.

Dexterity, blah blah. And I bought them for about 50 cents because I used to drink a lot of vodka from the bottle. The bottle was always cold, so my hands were always cold. Until they were covered in my piss. Then they were no longer cold. All true.

What the fuck is a fisher cat?

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Post by Wayward on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:10 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Be fair, nobody ever needs fingerless gloves.
Smokers! Besides, how could I use my lighter to burn the lint off my gloves if the gloves kept me from lighting my lighter? Beat that logic!
MilkyFresh wrote:Dexterity, blah blah. And I bought them for about 50 cents because I used to drink a lot of vodka from the bottle. The bottle was always cold, so my hands were always cold. Until they were covered in my piss. Then they were no longer cold. All true.
Lovely. I suppose the ammonia might have a cleansing effect, maybe.
MilkyFresh wrote:What the fuck is a fisher cat?
http://ournhplace.com/images/Wildlife/fishercat.jpg
http://depts.washington.edu/natmap/photos/mammals/fisher_usfws.jpg
The one I saw looked like a kangaroo because its back was all hunched up like they do and it was dark out and I was speeding.
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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:46 am

Oh, like a weasel-type thing? But I can see how that would look like a Kangaroo. Nifty.

Yuh, mesa smoker too, they always did come in useful.

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Post by Furburt on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:54 pm

My fingers never get cold, but my palms do. Hence, fingerless gloves!

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Post by reg42 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:57 pm

My friend told me I look like the Jewish Stig in this
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Post by Dude on Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:00 am

reg42 wrote:My friend told me I look like the Jewish Stig in this

But how does your nose fit in it /obligatory Jew joke

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