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Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:20 am

Spoiler:

The Other Guy is a liar. Discuss
Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: STOP FUCKING LYING SENPAI

Stranger 2: i'm a girl, then the other stranger is a liar

Stranger 2: SENPAI!

Stranger 1: STOP LYING YOU ARE A MAN I HAVE BEEN WITH YOU SENPAI

Stranger 2: NOT TRUE!!

Stranger 2: I'M A GIRL

Stranger 2: I HAVE A PUSSY

Stranger 1: STOP IT. THE LIES ARE TOO MuCH.

Stranger 1: NO I HATE FELT YOUR PENIS

Stranger 1: SENPAI WHY DO YOU LIE>!

Stranger 2: XD


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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by Dok Zombie on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:22 am

I usually spam Dr Dre lyrics until I get someone who knows the next line.

Then they say ASL and log off when I say male.

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:22 am

Spoiler:

The other guy is a liar. Discuss
Stranger 1: what dont lie to me!

Stranger 2: The other guy says he has a big dick, but he doesn't.

Stranger 1: .......thats mean....

Stranger 1: but its true

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:25 am

Spoiler:

Least favourite film
Stranger 1: Mr. Jingles

Stranger 2: That one where it has those kids,

Stranger 2: And they have a "comming to age"

Stranger 2: Story

Stranger 2: And its all

Stranger 1: That's.....every movie, haha.

Stranger 2: Waaaa someone died.

Stranger 2: Right...

Stranger 1: I like you. Let's marry.

Stranger 2: Ok.

Stranger 2: *hugs*

Stranger 1: ^_^

Stranger 2: (>^_^)>

Stranger 1: Your name?

Stranger 1: I need something to put on the birth certificate.

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 2: Oh right, our.. baby..

Stranger 2: Bryan.

Stranger 1: -nods-

Stranger 1: Bryan. Okay.

Stranger 1: I can live with that.

Stranger 2: Good. Is it a boy or a girl...

Stranger 1: Girl.

Stranger 2: It's all so sudden.

Stranger 1: Or boy.

Stranger 1: Whatevz.

Stranger 1: It can be whatever it wants.

Stranger 2: I mean does it have a pecker or a slip 'n slide.

Stranger 1: Slip 'n Slide.

Stranger 2: Ah, so that would be a girl, then.

Stranger 2: Silly.

Stranger 1: Definitely some curtains.

Stranger 2: Hm?

Stranger 1: Curtains. It's a girl. Razz

Stranger 2: I got that impression.

Stranger 2: What is the name of my partner?

Stranger 1: Taylor.

Stranger 2: Great, a omnigender name, I still don't know if I'm gay or not.

Stranger 1: You're not gay, promise.

Stranger 2: Ah, ok.

Stranger 2: So now, what?

Stranger 2: Honey moon?

Stranger 1: Um. Yeah. The n I think we have to get a divorce that scars our child for life.

Stranger 2: Why?!

Stranger 2: Is it me?

Stranger 2: Sad

Stranger 1: It's what society says.

Stranger 2: Well they suck.

Stranger 1: I know! Let's rebel!

Stranger 2: Wooo~

Stranger 2: *hugs again*

Stranger 1: ;D

Stranger 2: :{D

Stranger 1: A mustache? Oh, yes. This is going very well.

Stranger 2: Lol.

Stranger 1: Don't forget Daphne's ballet performance on Wednesday.

Stranger 2: I'm sorry Taylor, but I must misinform you that there is a bomb under your chair and if you get up you will die.

Stranger 1: It's not a chair...but if you say so..

Stranger 2: Bed, couch, ext.

Stranger 1: I'm on the ground. In China.

Stranger 1: On one of those fluffy pillows.

Stranger 1: With Chinese foot bindings and all.

Stranger 2: Fine, I meant pillow.

Stranger 1: Oh, chair must have slipped, yes.

Stranger 1: BOOOM

Stranger 2: Right.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Aprenderé a bailar salsa y nada detendrá me. 对不起我的中文不好,对不起我不知道你说什么。
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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by GrinningManiac on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:26 am

Spoiler:

Stranger 2: I know.

Stranger 1: He said he has a big dick, which is a lie.

Stranger 2: It is big.

Stranger 2: Compared to a tadpole.

Stranger 1: Mine's bigger.

Stranger 2: Yours is small.

Stranger 2: Compared to a whale.

Stranger 2: So I win.

Stranger 1: Haha. Mine's 9 inches.

Stranger 2: By the way, I took some viagra and other drugs and put on a wolf shirt, so I'm at a massive 4 inches now.

Stranger 2: Girls can't get enough.

Stranger 2: :c

Stranger 2: I hate you.

Stranger 1: Haha.

Stranger 2: Yours is nine inches wide.

Stranger 2: And one inch long.

Stranger 2: Looks like a giant tuna can.
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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by Walnutman on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:35 am

Spoiler:
What is love?
Stranger 1: Baby don'y hurt me!
Stranger 2: It’s kinda like jam
Stranger 1: *don't
Stranger 2: A cross between a cupboard and jam

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:07 am

None of these are recorded, but have a couple of stories.

One time we had a friend of ours (pickledonionthighs) in front of the camera so people wouldn't immediately log off when we tried to troll them. Some guy wanted to see her arse so she stood up and went off camera, then I stood in front of the camera and glared at him with my disgusting anus. Then he jerked off.

Another time we had another friend of mine sitting in front of the laptop with the camera up close on his (not particularly big) man boobs, while he played with them. We got some guy to jerk off to his chest for like 5 minutes. Oh the pride/shame.


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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by Walnutman on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:52 am

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
HEY IM THE STRANGER TOO
Stranger: NOWAY
You: LIES
Stranger: LET'S KILL HIM
You: DEAL
Stranger: WOO
Stranger: HOW SHALL WE DO IT
You: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: OH OKAY THAT ALWAYS WORKS
You: PEWPEWPEWPEW
Stranger: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZURRRRRRRRRRR
You: did it work?
Stranger: i think so
You: WOOT
Stranger: GOOD RIDDANCE
You: VICTORY DANCE
Stranger: YAY
You: 'dances with guile's theme in the background'
Stranger: and then rick astley appears out of no where
You: oh jesus no
Stranger: oh yes
You: SAVE US NYAN CAT
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOUU
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: okay he just shot himself
You: NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANYAN
Stranger: BURN
You: thank jebus
Stranger: we must burn the body
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: DIE DIE DIE
You: and more lazors!
Stranger: yaay!
Stranger: we are really getting shit done today
You: hell yeah
You: We should be in charge
Stranger: we'll just kill everyone in charge
Stranger: then we'll be in charge
You: excellent
Stranger: indeed
You: we begin at dawn
Stranger: it is a fail proof plan
Stranger: we ride at dawn
You: Our main threat will be texas, where Norris resides
Stranger: We will need to either ally with him or bring an army
You: how will we bring him to our side?
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: win a dodge ball tournament
You: GET VINCE VAUGHN ON THE PHONE
Stranger: HE IS HERE
You: AWESOME
You: Just in case, I think we should contact Mr. T
Stranger: Get the whole a-team
You: fuck yeah
You: but the original Hannibal is dead, Liam Niesson will have to do
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: who should we kill first?
You: the swiss, laughing at us with their toblerone and knives
Stranger: sounds good
You: then the dutch, get all the weed and hookers
Stranger: that's always a good thing to have
You: then who?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: obama
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait how could
Stranger: I forget
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER
Stranger: he must be killed
You: OF COURSE
You: BASTARD
Stranger: slowly and painfully
You: we must also eliminate the she devil
You: Rebecca black
You: 'shudder'
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: She must be killed immediatley
Stranger: Along with the Jonass brothers and Miley Cyrus
You: indeed
You: Then the WBC
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: And Sarah Palin
You: YES
You: Then we take Cuba, get all the cigars and latin music
Stranger: And Jamaica, get us some weed
Stranger: Well, more weed
You: YES
You: Then take over japan, get their super secret mechs
Stranger: And China, take all their led paint to use on our other enemies
You: excellent
You: Finally, we shall take the poles
You: we must be wary of bear cavalry
Stranger: Indeed
You: tomorrow earth, after that
You: THE UNIVERSE
You: MWAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Get all those aliens to be our slaves
You: then have a massive dance off
Stranger: Why of course
Stranger: Winner gets a life time supply of popcorn and bacon
You: An excellent plan my friend
You: Now I must ready the assault
You: I bid you good day, I shall see you on the battlefield at dawn
You: 'tips hat'
Stranger: Farewell

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by GrinningManiac on Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:18 pm

When's the wedding, then?

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:06 pm

R-r-r-r-resuRRECTION!
Spoiler:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: m

You: f, 17

You: nz

You: u?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: too

Stranger: Very Happy

Stranger: im from germany but im half asia Very Happy hbu

You: Very Happy
im from new zealand, wats it like in germany?


Stranger: COLD

Stranger: damn cold

Stranger: haha Very Happy

You: haha

You: so um

You: hang on i think i remmber how to say hi in german

You: shit

You: zieg heil right?

You: ?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: no

Stranger: lol

You: shit what is it?

Stranger: guten tag...zieh heil, nazi language

You: i thought nazis spoke german??

Stranger: yea but nobody says now zieg heil lol

Stranger: omg^^

You: oh, sry my bad haha

You: so wat do u like to do?

Stranger: dont know

Stranger: u got kik?

You: did you just call me a kike?

Stranger: no lol

Stranger: kik is an app Very Happy

You: what

You: app like apartheid?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I do this so often, I figure I may as well start posting it on here.

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by PayJ on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:20 pm

Nice one.

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:26 pm

Oh milky you devil!

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Re: Omegle Lulz

Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:29 pm

I'm the Osiris of this shit, motherfucker.

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