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Post by Furburt on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:39 pm



This place is for guests who haven't registered, to enjoy a taste of what makes us great. That being, idiocy.

You guys get a new username every time you post, lucky fucks, but also have to do captcha. Hahahaha.


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Post by Fat Cunt on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:41 pm

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Re: GUEST BASTARDS

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:56 am

I fucking hate all these trench-niggers, they're like a fucking plague.
Jesus cunt.


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Post by GuessWho on Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:07 am

You people are fucking pathetic.
As soon as I leave you make a thread mocking me, but you never had the courage to say it to my face. And you accuse me of being immature? The only thing more shameful than your behaviour is the collective drug intake of this forum, which, by the way, doesn't make you "cool".
It makes me laugh that a group of dropkicks like yourselves, who are unable to even comprehend the ironically witty posts I used to make, can be such elitists. I was always too good for this forum anyway. By the way, in response to the accusations made by some members (who I will not name because I have dignity) that I avoid work due to lazyness, it is extremely difficult (if not impossible) for me to get a job in Obama's America for various political reasons you wouldn't understand.

PS I always hated you all.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:09 am

I'm guessing that's one of us trolling the site.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:25 am

Shut up PayJ, we know it's you.

I dig the idea of this subforum here. I dig it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:12 am

So... they can't post in the rest of the site or what?
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Post by PayJ on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:16 am

MilkyFresh wrote:Shut up PayJ, we know it's you.

I dig the idea of this subforum here. I dig it.
I know it's a shit alibi but I was in bed asleep.

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Post by Sik on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:19 am

Pararaptor wrote:So... they can't post in the rest of the site or what?



Given some of the shit we talk about and the fact that our online prsences aren't exactly obscured, I would fucking hope they couldn't even read it.

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Post by Pararaptor on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:22 am

Just had a looksee.
They can see all the subforums except Den of Inequity & The Zone, but can only post in this one.

I gotta ask, why? I get not seeing the Den & Zone but why can't they post in the other forums, & only this one?
Were we even getting any guests?
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Post by Sik on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:33 am

Den and Zone invisible? All good in the hood, Smile

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Post by Terria on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 am

Pararaptor wrote:Were we even getting any guests?
We used to get tons but they were all accused of spying on us. I don't know if that's true or not.

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Re: GUEST BASTARDS

Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:50 am

This idea was thought up during a very odd conversation that included Tom, so it's probably not a good idea.

Still, we'll give it a go. It could turn out funny.

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Post by Xandy on Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:39 pm

GuessWho wrote:You people are fucking pathetic.
As soon as I leave you make a thread mocking me, but you never had the courage to say it to my face. And you accuse me of being immature? The only thing more shameful than your behaviour is the collective drug intake of this forum, which, by the way, doesn't make you "cool".
It makes me laugh that a group of dropkicks like yourselves, who are unable to even comprehend the ironically witty posts I used to make, can be such elitists. I was always too good for this forum anyway. By the way, in response to the accusations made by some members (who I will not name because I have dignity) that I avoid work due to lazyness, it is extremely difficult (if not impossible) for me to get a job in Obama's America for various political reasons you wouldn't understand.

PS I always hated you all.

You had me up until "ironically".

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Post by Wayward on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:09 pm

There's a forum for guests and still no porn forum?


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Post by Sik on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:13 pm

Hear hear.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:23 pm

Wayward wrote:

If you build it, they will come.

I see what you did there.

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Post by Hubilub on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:51 pm

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Post by Wayward on Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:11 am

Hubilub wrote:Your wish has been granted
Yay! I can post boobies!

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:35 pm

Sik wrote:Den and Zone invisible? All good in the hood, Smile

That should be the next name for the den.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:33 pm

PayJ567 wrote:
MilkyFresh wrote:Shut up PayJ, we know it's you.

I dig the idea of this subforum here. I dig it.
I know it's a shit alibi but I was in bed asleep.
I believe you because it was me.

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Post by reg42 on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:36 pm

Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Sik wrote:Den and Zone invisible? All good in the hood, Smile

That should be the next name for the den.

The Hood


Where the niggas gangstas be at
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Post by MilkyFresh on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:37 pm

Compton probably.

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Re: GUEST BASTARDS

Post by PayJ on Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:50 pm

Dr. Sheriff Milky, PhD. wrote:
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MilkyFresh wrote:Shut up PayJ, we know it's you.

I dig the idea of this subforum here. I dig it.
I know it's a shit alibi but I was in bed asleep.
I believe you because it was me.
Fight mah!

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Post by MilkyFresh on Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:21 am

LET'S

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:41 pm

PARTY

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Post by Xandy on Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:09 pm

HARD

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:20 pm

ON

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Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:03 am

RED CORDIAL

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End of the line.

Post by Venting on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:05 pm

Christ... I never thought I'd post here but some threads on The Escapist are making my brain melt.

If there are any black, Christian, lesbian women on that site they deserve a medal, of course, they wouldn't get it because that comes under special treatment of someone who isn't white, male, straight and middle-class.

Also, has anyone here seen the posts by Caramel_Frappe, who thinks like that?

This is a very negative guest post.
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Post by Furburt on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:23 pm

No, continue, we feed off your hatred!


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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:29 pm

We thrive on RAEG

Go ahead comraden, unleash the fury.

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Hey, I really do get a new user name every post.

Post by Venting on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:39 pm

It seems to have subsided a little bit, it comes in flashes. I'll probably still use the forums in all honesty, at least for another while. I just get to the brink of posting a long list of angry grievances but I always end up deleting it.

I've been on that forum for quite some time so I'm hesitant to actually leave it.

Lately, it just seems to be largely populated by people with some serious anger issues towards women/ethnic minorities etc...

Maybe that's just everywhere though.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:43 pm

Needs more use of the word fuck.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:46 pm

Though I do agree with you.

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Fuckfuckfuckityfuck

Post by Fuck on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:54 pm

You're probably right.
Maybe throw in a cunt or two.

That doesn't sound right.


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Post by Terria on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:09 pm

Who be ye?

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Post by Blip on Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:14 pm

Colour-Scientist
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