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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:33 pm

My usual strategy for writing lyrics (i.e. write full song then find ages trying to find riff to match it to, give up, drink, or clumsily write stupid lyrics to fit song I just played, fail, die) was getting tedious and fatal, so I decided to do something more akin to what David Bowie does. Get a bunch of unrelated but witty sounding soundbites, mix them up until it sounds like it makes sense, profit and cocaine awaits. My songs never mean anything anyway.

So in the interest of this, I have made a text document on my desktop where I will dump nice sounding lines and verses to have a repository to draw from when I hit upon a good riff, then just work it around the song.

That one will be just for me, but I thought it would also be a good idea to utilize Mellow Leprechauns' 'unique' writing style and mine you bastards for fame and whores.

Basically, if you happen to come upon something in your brain that sounds interesting, a verse, a couplet, even just a line, post it here. Everyone is allowed to draw from it, although do try and be somewhat original. I doubt any of us are going to get famous soon, but if we do, I WROTE ALL THIS IT'S MINE.

If I do get famous because of this, I promise to thank you all via an oblique and vaguely condescending lyric that makes sense only to me.


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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:51 pm

I get these all the time. Some of them turn out emo or just dumb when I sound them out but any of the snappy ones I'll send your way.

I demand to co-sing on some of them though.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:54 pm

If I ever miss something as much as I did weed while at college I'm sure I'll be able to spout loads more songs.

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Post by Wayward on Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:14 pm

Some words just sound good together. Like "ragged vagabond" - I liked that one so much I made it my username on a dating website. You can use it in song lyrics, though. If you like it, too. You know. Whatever.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:06 pm

Just use the Walking Bass like every successful blues musician.

I had a great time where me and my mates got wasted and sung about nonsense. As I recall, my contribution was about a black man getting shot trying to buy some shredded wheat from an ice cream van....

Ahhh the glorious days of the fifties...

PS This is also why Grime is better than yo' funk-pop or whatever it is you kids listen to. Every beat is at the same tempo it's just a matter of waiting for the drop and spitting the lyrics. Easy as. Means you as long as you write lyrics that work on one song then you can just recycle and use them on any beat.


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Post by Katzenjammer on Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:08 pm

I would say that's the reason why Grime is worse but hey, each to our own.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:07 am

Aye. True there certainly is a lot of poor lyrics which get over used. But some in the same way, many good lyrics get coupled with beats that are far better than the originals.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Furburt on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:08 pm

Okay, here's one.

"Our paedophiles are different,
Our paedophiles got class,
They'll ring you back three days after they've fucked you in the ass"

I have no idea in what unholy song I could possibly use that, but it sounded funny.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:58 am

Okay, stream of consciousness gibberish incoming:

"I spend my days, pissing like a girl, because pissing like a man's too inaccurate,
I spent my days, listening to Jean Claude Van Damme, chewing marbles in the back of an aqueduct. "

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:59 pm

To shit oneself is to live without shame,
To live without pride and to live without pain.
I abolished the facade of my social life,
Abandoned by my friends and left by my wife,
Yet somehow I feel nothing but joy -
Could it be that I've finally grown from a boy?
At last I've reached manhood and I couldn't have done it,
Without an absence of pride and a fondness for shit.

That's really closer to a poem than song lyrics isn't it? A terrible, terrible poem about shit.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:09 pm

That's practically your theme song.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:11 pm

I should do spoken word performances dressed as GG Allin.

That is, naked and covered in shit.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Pararaptor on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:13 pm

I once wrote a song with a friend.
Can't remember most of it, but the best line was

"Mantony, I know where you live- Mantony, you've got so much to give"

The rest of the song was not in any way creepy either.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:15 pm

Pararaptor wrote:I once wrote a song with a friend.
Can't remember most of it, but the best line was

"Mantony, I know where you live- Mantony, you've got so much to give"

The rest of the song was not in any way creepy either.
Oh wow, that's freakishly similar to what I once did.
Got high with my friend and wrote him a song on guitar.

"Mandrew! Mandrew I really miss you!" was the most repeated line. It started off as a love song and descended into a deranged ballad of murderous lust, screamed as hard as I could. I broke two strings on my friend's guitar that day.

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Post by Pararaptor on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:17 pm

We just kept on chucking in soppy stuff that made no sense- "Oh when I hear the beat, I feel the heat, I know you're gonna shine!"
But the stalky line made it so worth it.

And that cat I told you about? We nicknamed it Mannabelle sometimes.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:18 pm

Hehehe, I can hardly remember any of mine. Actually I'm going to go harass him for the recordings now. Lazy fuck won't send them to me.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:19 pm

I got stoned with my parents and improvised a song about a woman who took so much valium she got psychosis and thought she was a horse before killing herself.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:20 pm

Your parents must be awesome.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:20 pm

Well, I know your Dad is.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:21 pm

My mum's awesome too. She plays piano and listens to Miracle of Sound.

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Post by Vicious Pig Fecal Police on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:08 pm

Morning in my cat. Feeling up my other self. Caressing my eye.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:09 pm

My balls they start exploding when I try jump to Mars
The handle on the door is dead because exhausts from cars
There's a button in the soul of the pain of God
His nose is a wart which the natives call Blob

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Post by Vicious Pig Fecal Police on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:10 pm

My postman is black. I fucking hate that black scum. I washed my pencil.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:12 pm

IT IS HERE YOU CUNT. THE AIDS IS IN THE MONKEY. NO RAPE IT'S BAD YO

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Post by Vicious Pig Fecal Police on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:13 pm

Ford Fiesta dad. The nineteenth is good for me. Gandalf was an ent.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:13 pm

My dog has rape face, his eyes haunt my nightime dreams, my ass weeps for you.

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Post by Hubilub on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:14 pm

Button Button Butt. Button Button Button Butt. Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt

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Post by Unabletothinkofname on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:14 pm

Writing in notepad.
Realize life's futility.
Jerk off to cow arse.

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Post by Vicious Pig Fecal Police on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:16 pm

Vampires walk outside my door, now it's time for anal war

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:21 pm

For me, this baby is nurse, I would pay you to take him.

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Post by Komrade Kharloth on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:30 pm

Teddy has a dick

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Post by Furburt on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:30 pm

To listen to the man's urine is too inaccurate, our other pedophiles, they ass in my class to sustain half Jean-Claude pedophile three days after the mistake, in my day, long story I liked her urine during the day, the number of biting the back of a marble. I do not live by ourselves without pain, without boast live is to live without shame. In front of my social life, leaving his wife has continued to give up my friends, but somehow I feel the joy that is not what - I finally grew from boy to me? Finally, if there is no shortage sewatdaga pride, I can not, like the shit. You - I live Mantony Mantony, which I know is that you should provide a lot of Mandrew! Mandrew, I really miss you! Oh, I hear the rhythm, I can still feel the heat, I think you shine! My cat's breakfast. I feel for the other self. Have wiped my eyes. My penis, they die in agony on the door handle of car exhaust me my local postal delivery person when attempting to go to Mars, the Spirit of God, his warts black nodes referred to as BLOB in the nose, boom now. I hate black trash. Here is a pencil genital washing. AIDS acquired in the process. YO is no longer his bad does not rape the Ford Fiesta of life. (Xix) for me as well. Gandalf is not at all. Being raped my dog's face, his eyes are screaming my ass ghost of my nightime dream for you. Bart button, please click. Bert Button Button Button. Bat Bat Bat Bat Bat is Notepad. Make your life in vain. Cow's ass, masturbation. Vampires walk out my door for me, now the war in the anus, taking care of a baby, I would pay to take him.

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by Vicious Pig Fecal Police on Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:53 pm

Because vampires are placed in a kimono for it again, the volume level of the machine, its age, if I could, I rape continued in theory account for the benefit of morning and Lee a report, complete the cam, the plague is here, rather than the good taste not to have under his source was a short step for me to condemn the women who secretly damn owned, it has a monkey face, my income level of 19 possibly had the night What he had me in a dream, this is the only key that I can read the. And rape naturist of my ass, Xandus Poland, it is to be able to notepad and shouting, having the importance of ENT dog Gandalf, and it's batter batter of the war for peace delivery of his life was a real live cattle from the button buttons: just like the other side of the yak in the fishing, now that I really, obviously, must have been a ming-flops. Maya morning cleaning the anus does not have to pay income, I have a red door and blue-eyed woman, I'm on my metaphysical delirium hexagonal hole for not penis in my mind no Shenqi Order the child's orange cinnamon, will get used to the tongue, ass, black cat, and his father must have been supported to meet his parents during this anal

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by MilkyFresh on Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:49 am

An experiment in social networking, bacteria on the inside of a dick. Spread the cow's arsehole and finger apart the fleshy membrane. Dive in.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:29 pm

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Shat on by a homeless man.
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Post by Furburt on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:52 pm

My aging fanny
A battleship on the blue shore
These things are distinct

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by GrinningManiac on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:37 pm

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by PayJ on Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

Big iron. BIIIIG IIIIIIRRRROOOOONNN!

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:29 pm

Few times been round them tracks but its not just gonna have been like that CAUSE I AIN' NO HOLLABACK GIIIIRRRRRLLLLLL!

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Re: Lyrics thread

Post by MilkyFresh on Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:23 am

I brought down the knife and her cunt glistened like the stars

what a wonderful life

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