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Post by Pararaptor on Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:00 am



I have seen some fucking stinkers in my time but this tops it, Free Jimmy is the fucking worst movie ever.
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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Movie Martyr on Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:06 am

Good review.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:07 am

I paused Altar of Plagues to watch this.

I wish I hadn't paused Altar of Plagues to watch this.

It's quite an achievement for a film to feature Woody Harrelson and Simon Pegg and still look like absolute wank.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Pararaptor on Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:08 am

Been doing it all my life.

You're welcome to watch it & write your own, but you might not come out of it the same way ever again.
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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:37 am

Simon Pegg wrote this? AAARGH

It looks like Wallace and Gromit being described to you by the skeeziest drug dealer ever as he fucks your sister for your crack tab. That's the exact impression I got.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:39 am

This is also Norway's second most expensive film? AAAARGH

Although apparently, the English translation is utterly shite and makes it way more puerile and drug focused than the original, losing all the commentary.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by reg42 on Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:36 am

Well that was a waste of two minutes.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by PayJ on Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:36 am

You only have to mention it's got stoners in it and it'll sell well.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Wayward on Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:21 am

That would have been better without the voice-over completely over-hyping what looks to be a mediocre stoner movie.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Terria on Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:26 pm

Simon Pegg's in this?

Goddammit, I better watch it.

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Re: Free Jimmy

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:50 am

dat made me barin hurt

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