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Re: News of The World

Post by Unabletothinkofname on Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:16 pm

@Fabzi: If I got assassinated in a video game I'd buy enough copies for all my friends and send it to all of them.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:46 am

Yeah, but he also get's a Zombie mode Avatar.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:20 pm

MACHETE DON'T TEXT

Also, in the real world, Rebekah Brooks resigned.



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It probably won't change much though.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:52 pm

FACT

In 2004, three thousand four hundred cannabis plants were discovered on Murdoch's ranch. A guerilla gardener is believed to be at fault.

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Post by Furburt on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:02 pm

Maybe it's the only way he can relax?

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:27 pm

I bet it would just give him mad paranoia. End up paralysed with fear that MI5 were going to turn up and hang him for crimes against society.

Nah. I reckon it would take elephant tranquilisers to calm Murdoch down.

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Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:09 pm

So now Rebekah Brooks has been arrested. Interesting.

There's a theory going around that the Met arrested her mainly to draw the heat of of themselves, due to them not exactly being neutral in this. Who knows?

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Post by LordCuthberton on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:13 pm

Well Coulson is already face down in the water, there must be links to Downing street. He was the director of comms!

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Re: News of The World

Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:16 pm

There has to be, Murdoch's pally with pretty much every major MP.

Too bad Gordon Brown utterly fucked up, he was looking pretty good there for a while, until he made an arse of himself.

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Re: News of The World

Post by Terria on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:38 pm

Brooks and that are bastards and all but it's too easy to forget the police fucking up in all this.

And it's pretty easy to tell what papers are hacking, just look at the ones who haven't been following this story.

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Re: News of The World

Post by Furburt on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:47 pm

Yeah, they're making it a bit too obvious.

If Murdoch was savvy, he'd have all the papers he runs except for NOTW have a front page with nothing but the words "Murdoch is a Nob" on them.

Throw them off the trail, eh?

I'm interested to see how that FBI inquiry goes down. If it turns out they hacked 9/11 victims, then he's completely fucked, especially since American law on that is different to British law. In America, the blame goes right up to Murdoch.

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Re: News of The World

Post by Komrade Kharloth on Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:22 am

You're forgetting one thing Fabian.


Yankland government is corrupt as fuck, there's no way in hell Murdoch will face any kind of charges.

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Re: News of The World

Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:23 am

Doesn't matter, if he loses his broadcasting rights, which they don't need to pin on him specifically, just a corporation under his dominion, then he's fucked.

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Re: News of The World

Post by Terria on Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:30 am

It's all bollocks. If you're moderately famous, you ain't likely to be getting more than a slap on the wrist. If you're a media goliath like Murdoch you're untouchable. Sure, he'll lose a lot but he'll always be better of than you or me.

His ass should be thrown in jail for such a shameless invasion of privacy but there's no chance of that happening.

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Re: News of The World

Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:57 am

Idunno, Americans are pretty touchy about their little 9/11 crybabies. Hopefully they'll bring the wrath of god down on the old cunt.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:01 pm

I scrolled to the bottom of this page too quickly and all I saw was 'down on the old cunt.'

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:02 pm

"There's nothing wrong with old cunt."
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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:12 pm

And there really isn't.

Not that I'd know, all my cunt has been annoyingly attached to young things.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:13 pm

That's a bummer

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Post by Terria on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:14 pm

Furburt wrote:And there really isn't.

Not that I'd know, all my cunt has been annoyingly attached to young things.


How young?

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:16 pm

My age.

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Post by Terria on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:19 pm

Hmm, I suppose that's ok.

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Post by Furburt on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:21 pm

Actually, it was technically illegal, but we were both under the age, so I don't think that's statutory rape.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:25 pm

Stupid foreign laws.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:38 pm

It'll be James Murdoch next.

£10 says so.

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Post by LordCuthberton on Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:59 pm

MW wrote:It'll be James Murdoch next.

£10 says so.

£10 says he gets bail.

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Post by PayJ on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:45 pm

£10 pounds. What are we 8? Make manly bets or don't bet at all.

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Post by Mr. Wiggles on Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:17 pm

Fine, if I must.

I bet you one Grey Ghost to two Tom Sawyers.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:56 pm

God, Charlie Brooker's latest column was so fucking funny. He is the sanest man in the world.

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Post by Terria on Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:59 pm

Gonna go read it now. Saw him on 8 out of 10 Cats. He was funny as usual.

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Post by Terria on Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:05 pm

One by one they stood up to decry God. "He's a sod," said one. "No he's not, he's a monster," said another. Eventually they formed the consensus view that he was a sodmonster.

Class stuff.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:25 pm

Oh fuck me that was surreal. James Murdoch and Rupert Murdoch in front of the Culture committee. It was like watching history unfold in front of your eyes.

James Murdoch has perhaps the scariest voice in business, cold and monotone. Rupert Murdoch looks like Golum, and spent most of his time on there saying "No." in what I'm sure will be this generations defining soundbite.

The committee gave them a right thrashing though, especially the Scottish guy, Jim Sheridan. It's still on, I'm just getting a bit fatigued.

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Post by MilkyFresh on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:41 pm

Why the fuck isn't this being televised here as well? HE'S OUR BASTARD, LET US WHICH HIS PUBLIC SHAMING!

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Post by Katzenjammer on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:52 pm

Furburt wrote:Oh fuck me that was surreal. James Murdoch and Rupert Murdoch in front of the Culture committee. It was like watching history unfold in front of your eyes.

James Murdoch has perhaps the scariest voice in business, cold and monotone. Rupert Murdoch looks like Golum, and spent most of his time on there saying "No." in what I'm sure will be this generations defining soundbite.

The committee gave them a right thrashing though, especially the Scottish guy, Jim Sheridan. It's still on, I'm just getting a bit fatigued.

Damn, I fucking missed that.

It's not on youtube yet either. Argh.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:17 pm

Right, some mentalist went straight for Rupert Murdoch with a plate of shaving foam, only for Wendi Murdoch (Murdoch's 42 year old Chinese smoking hot wife) to jump up and palm strike him right in the face. I am not making this up, this actually happened. Bizarre, bizarre, bizarre.

Brooks is appearing in front of them now. She looks pretty shaken, but she's holding up pretty well, no noticeable chinks in her armour. She does have the same problem as Rupert Murdoch, as in SHE CANNOT REMEMBER A FUCKING THING, but otherwise, no developments. Also, she's got so much hair. Seriously, she looks like a lion.

Also, they just found out that Neil Wallis, the former deputy editor of the NoW, who was just arrested, worked for Andy Coulson when he was working for David Cameron. Oh dear.

So yeah, things have gone a bit mad.

I would also like to say that Lousie Mensch MP, who's currently questioning Rebekah Brooks, is very attractive and should feel free to call any time.



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Post by PayJ on Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:23 pm

WHY AM I SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MODERN WORLD!

Everyone talks about the news and shit I know none of it. But I know so much pointless shit. Damn my brain!

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Post by Terria on Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:45 pm

On the bright side I'd like to congratulate Ed Miliband on winning the next election.

We can say that's going to happen now right?

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Re: News of The World

Post by LordCuthberton on Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:48 pm

It's just your class Joe.

We're trying to get you guys up to date with the rest of society!


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Pie in the face video.


While funny, he has ruined it for the rest of us. Public and reporters aren't allowed in the further hearings.

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Post by PayJ on Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:56 pm

LordCuthberton wrote:It's just your class Joe.

We're trying to get you guys up to date with the rest of society!


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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14209268

Pie in the face video.


While funny, he has ruined it for the rest of us. Public and reporters aren't allowed in the further hearings.

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Post by Furburt on Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:55 pm

He should have either gone the full way and stabbed Murdoch in the chest with a letter opener or not done anything at all.

Although there's no guarantee that Wendi wouldn't have actually ripped him in half if he had done that.

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